with: Frank West Zarla Kendrick Lobstar Dijon Du Jour Lemon

reading: rosemarydoll.com

Content provided by thelizzerd.

Edited by Lemon.

Rosemary Doll is an online retailer of sex dolls that cost $2,000 or more apiece. And in addition to many many horrifying yet extremely funny photos, it also hosts a forum where sex doll enthuasiastscan talk about how great their lives are and yet how all the men on this forum seem to experience constant aching disappointment for some reason.

This episode, The F Plus will say "tossed so half a day come in" and you can't even stop us.

Music used:

1. Whores. - Fake Life
2. New York Dolls - Personality Crisis

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Lemon Boots Raingear Portaxx Ganymede Zarla

reading: orionmindproject.com

Content provided by Lucky Numbers.

Edited by Lemon.

Eva Draconis has had sex with multiple transdimensional lizard beings (Reptilians, Orions, and regular old dinosaurs) including a red Dragon Turtle named Hamish who she communicates with telepathically, and who sleeps in her bathroom on a rug and gets jealous of her Sims characters. And I know you're thinking you've heard all of this before, but just wait til we get to the bologna sandwich.

This week, The F Plus gets waterboarded, no big deal.

Music used:

1. Foxy Shazam - Holy Touch
2. Foxy Shazam - Teenage Demon Baby

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear Jack Chick Achilles' Heelies Portaxx Kendrick Lobstar Lemon

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by vampiresoftware.

Edited by Boots Raingear.

Shortstory1 is an extremely prolific author of (appropriately enough) short stories, mainly horror one-shots or absurdist premise pieces. Are the stories well written? Absolutely not. Are the stories good? Depends on your definition of good. Are the stories entertaining? Extremely so.

This episode, The F Plus thinks you're beautiful... in your own way.

Music used:

1. Magnetic Fields - Long-Forgotten Fairytale
2. Nomeansno - This Story Must Be Told

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear Frank West Shell Game Kendrick Lobstar Lemon

reading: niteflirt.com

Content provided by Shell Game.

Edited by Lemon.

The website niteflirt is a directory of phone sex operators, all of whom are looking for customers interested in paying them $2 a minute (minus fees) for a phone call. As you'd expect, the operators are primarily interested in financial domination, and many of them have profiles that are fun, but we're most keenly interested in Goddess Eriko who wants to introduce you to the concept of freedom through slavery. You see, Eriko wants to improve your life, and how that works is, you give her money. The end.

This epsiode, The F Plus watches the pilot episode of Just A Couple of Fuckholes.

Music used:

1. The B-52's - 6060 842
2. Nine Inch Nails - Happiness In Slavery

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear Portaxx Dijon Du Jour K Thor Jensen Lemon

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by vampiresoftware.

Edited by Lemon.

The subreddit of r/morbidquestions is (I suppose) meant to ask and answer thought-provoking yet dark questions. However, this is a subreddit, so therefore most of the questions are stupid edgelord nonsense, and the replies are banal upvote jockeying. But there's a lot of posts, so we've got plenty to work with.

This episode, The F Plus wants to know: Is Christmas Carol a good porn name?

Music used:

1. Night Club - Crime Scene
2. Fontaines D.C. - Starburster

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear Nutshell Gulag Lou Fernandez Chai Tea Latte Lemon

reading: rawconfessions.com

Content provided by vampiresoftware.

Edited by Lou Fernandez.

RAW Confessions is an anonymous confession site with very lax moderation. Naturally, this means the content on this website is extremely dire. So what you have is anonymous people sharing anonymous opinions that run the gamut from "pregnant women shouldn't have sex" to "The Matrix is trying to turn me gay" to "I'm in love with the electric chair". Buckle up.

This week, our mom lambasted us for releasing 405 episodes.

Music used:

1. Quan Pacino x Sleep Dawg - Raw Shit
2. Wiz Khalifa - Raw

with: Boots Raingear Bunnybread Jack Chick Kendrick Lobstar Lemon

reading: reddit.com

Content provided by Salubrious Rex.

Edited by Lemon.

At some point in the 1970s, an American named John Swigart changed his name to Aajonus Vonderplanitz, insisted he had a PhD, and started writing books insisting that people should eat raw meat exclusively. Then he died. Later, a group of redditors started r/rawprimal, where the #1 rule is "You cannot give advice that Aajonus didn't already give first." The result is what is very possibly the dumbest group of motherfuckers we've ever covered on this show.

This episode, The F Plus observes The Moldy Berry Protocol.

Music used:

1. Siouxsie & The Banshees - Happy House
2. The Sugarcubes - cold sweat / hot meat

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear John Toast Jack Chick Ganymede Lemon

reading: joephillip.boardhost.com

Content provided by vampiresoftware.

Edited by Boots Raingear.

Jo Joe Skies started a forum. On that forum is a single thread. That thread has 300,000 replies. If we exclude the posts made by bots, each and every post is Jo Joe Skies replying to himself with a new important message. What kind of things does Jo Joe Skies post? Well, if I told you the forum's color scheme is yellow on cyan, does that give you an idea?

This week, can The F Plus live with you? Can The F Plus move in with you right away?

Music used:

1. Battles - Atlas

with: Lou Fernandez Jack Chick Kendrick Lobstar Dijon Du Jour Lemon

reading: plentifulearth.com tumblr.com kitchenoverlord.com

Content provided by Neal,Smallest Sasquatch.

Edited by Lou Fernandez.

Okay, so here's the premise: Neal sent us a document of Magicakal Recipes from Plentiful Earth, and Smallest Sasquatch sent us a document annoying nerd reference recipes from various blogs. And while each of those selections are irritating on their own right, we decided to see what would happen if we did both of them at once.

This week, the F Plus needs to apologize to Turkey.

Music used:

1. Danial Ryan - Gimmie Pizza Slow (ft. The Olson Twins)

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Boots Raingear Kumquatxop Nutshell Gulag Zarla Lemon

reading: tripadvisor.com fodors.com familytravelforums.com

Content provided by Sinestro,Lewdvig Tittgenstein.

Edited by Lou Fernandez.

While the internet has made us more interconnected, the world remains a massive place. And travel is a way to build a greater understanding of The Human Condition: To live among others in unfamiliar settings and experiences, you can learn more about yourself, and grow to be a more compassionate and empathetic person. Like, hypothetically. Or you could just go on Trip Advisor and write a poem about getting drunk in Cabo San Lucas. Your call.

This week, The F Plus is all DIRTNASTY.

Music used:

1. Murray Head - One Night In Bangkok

Chapters provided by Lemon

with: Lemon Boots Raingear Adam Bozarth Nutshell Gulag John Toast Achilles' Heelies Frank West Shell Game Positive Stress

reading: notalwaysright.com

Content provided by Lucky Numbers.

Edited by Lemon.

One night, Lemon and four ridiculists read a document made entirely from stories from Not Always Right which were tagged as "inspirational". Then (six months later), Lemon and four other ridiculists read the exact same document. This episode is the result of those two recordings.

This week, The F Plus is releasing our 400th episode which means we have to show up two hours early and get thrown right into the mix with no time to sit down and make a cup.

Music used:

1. Savages - You're My Chocolate
2. Girl Next Door - Wifiseyedress

Chapters provided by Lemon