Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

A leftist podcast about your mee-maw’s genocidal Facebook feed

  • 5 minutes 25 seconds
    #681 Can we please stop with the anonymous post!!!!!!!!!!! (preview)

    TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! We read some cool posts about the devastating fires in California and watch the right revert back to racism and tribalism to avoid confronting the real problems of inequality and climate change.

    ALSO: Work is freakin' pissin' Alex off so he BLOWS OFF SOME STEAM!!!!!!!!!!! TRY NOT TO GET OFFENDED PEACHCAKE

    FINALLY: Some misguided coworkers want the government to make Facebook implement Real ID so they can win an argument online; others complain about how there aren't enough security hoops to jump through when entering the building. Good stuff!!!!!!!!!!!

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    16 January 2025, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    #66 "Criminals Burn As Readily As Anyone Else" (2018)

    Originally Aired: August 22, 2018

    Our world is on fire. We're documenting it.

    Paying inmates for life-threatening work: is it wrong to? We're covering the inmate firefighters in California, the atrocious pay and even worse treatment the receive once they're out.

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    13 January 2025, 8:00 am
  • 4 minutes 46 seconds
    #680 Feminist terrorism is real (preview)

    TODAY: We voice appreciation for the year's positive developments like an intriguing facebook friend request (a harbinger of wealth and success, perhaps) and a cop getting thrown from a speeding convertible.

    ALSO: Facebook shows us the damning truth about the Suffragettes (they were really cool) and we find out about girl math (cancelling out your husband's vote)

    PLUS: Our quest to learn more about feminist terrorism leads us to some prime reactionary posts and a guy who blames the recent Las Vegas terrorist explosion on a feminist plot (read: divorce). Does he have a point??

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    10 January 2025, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 19 minutes
    “We do this all over the U.S., and we’ve never been attacked like this,” the neo-Nazi told police w/Brett Payne [Unlocked!]

    TODAY: Ani's in the cohost Chair and Brett Payne of Street Fight Radio, Relatively Unknown, and our friendship returns to the show to talk about neo-Nazis being pummeled by Columbus OH residents at their last attempted march.

    Are all racists feds? Or maybe gay, anti-Trump Republicans? Russians? And is there any difference between Nazis and anti-genocide activists anyway?

    PLUS: A San Fransisco Slimeball pimp-turned-anti-homeless-activist-turned-alleged-pimp-again, Raw Ricci, is arrested. We look at his awful viral rise to fame and the sensible centrist politicians who aided him.

    We also learn about fans of Ricci's poverty porn harassment-style content and learn their not very surprising opinions about him being arrested for pimping and assaulting a minor.

    Music:

    Justice - Generator

    Civerous - Labyrinth Charm

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    6 January 2025, 8:00 am
  • 5 minutes 24 seconds
    #679 If you need a school, you've lost already (preview)

    TODAY: We ring in the new year by checking in on the MAGA movement a month before Trump is set to take office, and things are not great.

    A civil war erupts between white nationalist Trump supporters and a tech elite insistent on the necessity of poaching cheaper, more precarious immigrant labor over American workers.

    We watch the right wing discover class consciousness in spite of their hyper-fixation on race and witness "good" Indians like Dinesh D'Souza prostrate themselves before their racist base while Vivek gives Uneducated Whites the scolding of a lifetime.

    PLUS: Teamsters President Sean O'Brien shares details of the union's meeting with the Kamala Harris campaign and makes staggering claims about her behavior: refusing to answer most of the union's questions, leaving early, and refusing a press conference.

    We ask whether Kamala should've b***** slapped that motha effa and do the Democrats really need labor anyway?

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    2 January 2025, 8:00 am
  • 3 minutes 52 seconds
    #678 MDC & Jeff Dunham's Scrooged-Up Holiday Special (preview)

    TODAY: We review the bizarre new "holiday" special from the scrooged-up (racist) mind of Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham.

    We marvel at the special's bizarre premise: a 1-hour setup for a Jeff Dunham Christmas Carol... that will supposedly happen next year.

    We enter the child-like minds of Jeff and his audience to analyze his and his audience's sometimes unsuccessful attempts at racism and anti-gay bigotry.

    And we meet a new, semi-professional ventriloquist dummy which by all accounts seems to be a quality product available for purchase this holiday season.

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    Help Jim Anderson aka GRIMGRIMGRIM recover from his head injury and pay bills by donating to his Go Fund Me

    26 December 2024, 4:12 pm
  • 1 hour 49 minutes
    Jingle Smells (2023) UNLOCKED

    Originally aired: Nov 29, 2023

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    Today we’re discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers).

    We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can’t compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dusty (John Schneider)

    When Dusty makes Nick get a job as a garbage collector, he begins stealing boxes of “cancelled” toys set for destruction by the Cancel Culture toy company CEO (Eric Roberts)

    Nick is able to foster a secret relationship with poor kids in the neighborhood by giving them each a toy in exchange for their silence, and Santa teaches us that breaking the law is okay if it feels good.

    23 December 2024, 7:00 pm
  • 3 minutes 54 seconds
    #677 Wokamotive - Unstoppable (2010) w/ Well There’s Your Problem (preview)

    “This train is half a mile long traveling at speed into highly populated areas with 8 freight cars of hazardous chemicals and 5,000 gallons of diesel fuel.

    We’re talking about a missile the size of the Chrysler building.”

    TODAY: Liam and Rocz from Well There’s Your Problem join us to cover the Tony Scott / Denzel Washington runaway train joint Unstoppable.

    Who are these anti-union railroad workers and why do they hate new-hires so much?

    Will Denzel’s mystical connection to trains save the day?

    Will Chris Pine’s wife’s cop boyfriend lift the restraining order?

    Will the guilty rail workers be held responsible?

    Will this film be held responsible for its numerous rail goofs? Yes.

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    19 December 2024, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 36 minutes
    THE OTHER KINDS OF WIOMEN, MAYBE SLIGHTLY LONELY, HUNGRY FOR SOME ATTENTION WOMEN? THEY MIGHT PRETEND INTEREST, THEN GO BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND LAUGH AT THE NERD. (UNLOCKED)

    Teamsters approve a resolution to unionize Amazon, but is this the *right* way to get a living wage??

    Also, facebook conservatives get tricked into complaining about the child tax credit,

    And actor Eddie Deezen posts about the heartless waitress who shamed him for demanding she wear fake eyelashes while serving him.

    Music: Mind Eraser - Manhood

    (originally posted 06/30/2021)

    We're patreon only for the holiday season due to Alex's busy schedule. Please enjoy this unlocked premium episode.

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    17 December 2024, 8:00 am
  • 6 minutes 42 seconds
    #676 Corporate resentment is often based on assumptions and falsehoods.... (preview)

    It's finally here! the episode we recorded on Sunday before anyone knew who the United Health shooter was or whether he'd be caught.

    Luckily I correctly predicted he would be a principled maoist third-worldist.

    TODAY: We talk about the assassination celebrated by Americans across the political spectrum, the stern lecture given to us by the political and pundit class, and flailing attempts to distract from the anti-capitalist, populist politics the shooter seemed to be acting on.

    PLUS: An acquaintance proves her allyship to Tony, and Alex describes the movie Michael where John Travolta plays a cool angel named Michael

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    12 December 2024, 6:15 am
  • 1 hour 45 minutes
    UNLOCKED: Ladies First: MAGA Hat Romance (Part 1)

    When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post-Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks between them.

    But the gentleman giant refuses to leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound.

    Ricki attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump crowd in a blog post. But she's forced to spin a false narrative when her mistaken assumptions fail to materialize.

    When Ricki's lies get Mike doxed, and his construction worksite becomes the target of antifascist thugs, his righteous anger forces her to reckon with the truth.

    Ricki wants to fix the damage and regain Mike's trust. But that means facing the wrath of the liberal mobs.

    Will Ricki find the courage to leave the left for a lifetime of old-fashioned true love?

    Hear Part 2 in your podcast app right now by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult in your phone or computer browser.

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    Music: Daughn Gibson - Pisgee Nest

    9 December 2024, 4:37 am
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