Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

A leftist podcast about your mee-maw’s genocidal Facebook feed

  • 1 hour 36 minutes
    THE OTHER KINDS OF WIOMEN, MAYBE SLIGHTLY LONELY, HUNGRY FOR SOME ATTENTION WOMEN? THEY MIGHT PRETEND INTEREST, THEN GO BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND LAUGH AT THE NERD. (UNLOCKED)

    Teamsters approve a resolution to unionize Amazon, but is this the *right* way to get a living wage??

    Also, facebook conservatives get tricked into complaining about the child tax credit,

    And actor Eddie Deezen posts about the heartless waitress who shamed him for demanding she wear fake eyelashes while serving him.

    Music: Mind Eraser - Manhood

    (originally posted 06/30/2021)

    We're patreon only for the holiday season due to Alex's busy schedule. Please enjoy this unlocked premium episode.

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    17 December 2024, 8:00 am
  • 6 minutes 42 seconds
    #676 Corporate resentment is often based on assumptions and falsehoods.... (preview)

    It's finally here! the episode we recorded on Sunday before anyone knew who the United Health shooter was or whether he'd be caught.

    Luckily I correctly predicted he would be a principled maoist third-worldist.

    TODAY: We talk about the assassination celebrated by Americans across the political spectrum, the stern lecture given to us by the political and pundit class, and flailing attempts to distract from the anti-capitalist, populist politics the shooter seemed to be acting on.

    PLUS: An acquaintance proves her allyship to Tony, and Alex describes the movie Michael where John Travolta plays a cool angel named Michael

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    12 December 2024, 6:15 am
  • 1 hour 45 minutes
    UNLOCKED: Ladies First: MAGA Hat Romance (Part 1)

    When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post-Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks between them.

    But the gentleman giant refuses to leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound.

    Ricki attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump crowd in a blog post. But she's forced to spin a false narrative when her mistaken assumptions fail to materialize.

    When Ricki's lies get Mike doxed, and his construction worksite becomes the target of antifascist thugs, his righteous anger forces her to reckon with the truth.

    Ricki wants to fix the damage and regain Mike's trust. But that means facing the wrath of the liberal mobs.

    Will Ricki find the courage to leave the left for a lifetime of old-fashioned true love?

    Hear Part 2 in your podcast app right now by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult in your phone or computer browser.

    Get access to hundreds of bonus episodes for only $5/month and new episodes during the holiday season.

    Music: Daughn Gibson - Pisgee Nest

    9 December 2024, 4:37 am
  • 5 minutes 24 seconds
    #675 “We do this all over the U.S., and we’ve never been attacked like this, man,” the neo-Nazi told police w/Brett Payne (preview)

    TODAY: Ani's in the cohost Chair and Brett Payne of Street Fight Radio, Relatively Unknown, and our friendship returns to the show to talk about neo-Nazis being pummeled by Columbus OH residents at their last attempted march.

    Are all racists feds? Or maybe gay, anti-Trump Republicans? Russians? And is there any difference between Nazis and anti-genocide activists anyway?

    PLUS: A San Fransisco slimeball pimp-turned-anti-homeless-activist-turned-alleged-pimp-again, Raw Ricci, is arrested. We look at his awful viral rise to fame and the sensible centrist politicians who aided him.

    We also learn about fans of Ricci's poverty porn harassment-style content and learn their not very surprising opinions about him being arrested for pimping and assaulting a minor.

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    5 December 2024, 5:23 am
  • 1 hour 38 minutes
    UNLOCKED: No Safe Spaces (2020)

    In honor of Dennis Prager's ongoing health crisis, we're unlocking this 2020 episode on his and Adam Corolla's generational epic: "No Safe Spaces"

    FOR THE REST OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON DUE TO OUR SCHEDULE, MDC IS PATREON ONLY. SUPPORT THE SHOW AT http://PATREON.COM/MINIONDEATHCULT FOR ACCESS TO HUNDREDS OF BONUS EPISODES AND A NEW EPISODE EVERY WEEK.

    As an end-of-year treat we cover No Safe Spaces, the Crisis on College Campuses documentary hosted by Dennis Prager and Adam Corolla with the seeming goal of convincing us how much people dislike them

    Music: Beige Eagle Boys - Nothing's Ever Good Enough

    2 December 2024, 2:56 pm
  • 8 minutes 53 seconds
    #674 We're such a minority under attack in the goth scene that we literally risk our lives here. (preview)

    TODAY: We say goodbye to Matt Gaetz and marvel at his twitter response to the allegations against him.

    PLUS: We delve deeper into the darkness of the Conservative Goths Facebook page than perhaps any other podcast to bring you tales of "Can I at least get a hug?" wife guys, more pro-fa rip-offs of antifa graphics, and a young goth concerned for a conservative family member who works for the federal government that DOGE promises to dismantle.

    Fellow goths ask: can she inform on her coworkers to save herself?

    ALSO: A Jaguar ad perplexes and infuriates the right wing, but thankfully they discover a Volvo ad into which they can put their hopes and dreams.

    FOR THE REST OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON DUE TO OUR SCHEDULE, MDC IS PATREON ONLY. SUPPORT THE SHOW AT PATREON.COM/MINIONDEATHCULT FOR ACCESS TO HUNDREDS OF BONUS EPISODES AND A NEW EPISODE EVERY WEEK.

    28 November 2024, 6:14 am
  • 1 hour 39 minutes
    #598 Deadbeat Breakdancing Bitcoin Dad & Coworker Memes (unlocked)

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    TODAY: We visit X, the website for dads clapping-back at their daughter’s tik toks to watch a bitcoin breakdancer explain why he abandoned his family to be the oldest competitive funky white guy in the country

     

    AND we dive into COWORKER CORE—that special blend of memes and music posted by the work acquaintance you made the mistake of friending on Facebook.

     

    We look at the rightwing memes posted by one of Alex’s coworkers and discover a completely fake but trending story about Biden granting migrant slaves to families willing to house them. “You can’t make this sh*t up”

     

    25 November 2024, 7:59 am
  • 8 minutes 44 seconds
    #673 This is a LOT of things. But definitely NOT refreshing (preview)

    TODAY: Marjorie Taylor Greene defends alleged pedophile sex trafficker Matt Gaetz, threatening to release ALL ethics investigations if Republicans don't ignore Gaetz's, MAGA responds: "We love your veiny c*ck, MTG!"

    PLUS: More MTG as she uses Laken Reilly's killer's conviction as a rallying cry for mass deportations. We discuss the right's (historic) tactic of using female victimhood as a vehicle for fascism and discuss the ways racial grievance politics obscure actual class relations.

    FINALLY: A "Never Trump" republican Fox Business host reveals that President Elect Trump consulted BlackWater exec Larry Fink about his Treasury Secretary pick (complimentary), and dissident anti-woke patriots share confusion about very basic class relations.

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    23 November 2024, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    #672 "There's no such thing as 'predatory pricing.' That's a liberal construct."

    TODAY: We say goodbye to a normal world as the show initiates the Peak Season Option and goes patreon-only for the rest of the year. (patreon.com/miniondeathcult) 

    ALSO: Bernie Sanders betrays the left by working to lower credit card interest rates... with Trump??

    PLUS: "Anarchist" and Libertarian arguments for supporting these major financial institutions

    FINALY: US Postal Workers are in the middle of "contract negotiations" in which their abysmally weak union wants them to accept a ~1% pay raise and further entrenchment of horrible working conditions.

    We discuss some of those working conditions, discuss an active Vote No campaign, look back at the history of successful wildcat strikes and the possibility of one today, and address the continuous propaganda campaign against these workers and the USPS as a whole.

    Music:

    Kid Killowat- The Scope

    Enumclaw- Change

    19 November 2024, 3:29 pm
  • 7 minutes 8 seconds
    #671 We will end the wars by winning them (preview)

    TODAY: We start with beautiful, confusing comments from the Minion Death Cult YouTube comment section (like and subscribe)

    THEN: Some Democratic voters turn to conspiracy theory after the fallout of Harris's presidential loss. Did you know Elon Musk is a billionaire with multiple government contracts...?

    PLUS: The grotesque menagerie of cabinet appointments announced by past and future president Trump leads the dissident right to proclaim "finally, the adults are back in charge."

    ALSO: The myriad ways in which "anti-war" Trump supporters are dove-washing the explicitly pro-war, neoconservative officials with whom he surrounds himself.

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    16 November 2024, 8:16 pm
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    #670 If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.

    TODAY: We check out the right-wing reaction to Trump's win which is unfortunately hyper-fixated on assault, and ponder the hetero-flexibility that occurs in politically destabilized zones.

    PLUS: Trump voters' daddy issues are still on display, this time via the Man Shed facebook page

    AND: Staten Island Ferry workers' contract win + backpay enrages New York Post, commenters, twitter hashtag lawyers.

    Music:

    Purity Filter - Wisteria Awakens

    Artificial Brain - Graveyard of Lightless Planets

    Tony Williams - Fred

    12 November 2024, 8:00 am
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