Happy #FIMHFriday, yall!

Three words: Black women DESERVE.

This  week, Drea & Jia are discussing marrying up and why it seems that  every other race is “allowed” to while Black women are expected to be  humble and get it out the mud.

The audacity of having standards!

And  Ernest, if you’re listening with balled fists, ask yourself why  marrying “you” would be considered a downgrade and work on yourself  instead of worrying about what women (who are far out of your league  anyway) are asking for. 2020 has been a trash year for everyone, but  it’s no excuse for you to continue a life of payment arrangements and  service disconnects.

We’re  also on some show and prove shit, okay? Don’t just tell us you love us;  show us.  Make sure you share, rate, and review! Tell all of your  friends and fuckboy Pharaohs that we’re a good time.

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Happy #FIMHFriday, yall!

On this week’s episode of your favorite podcast, Drea & Jia discuss  the pitfalls of fuckin’ with the Pharoahs (of fuck boys), how to best  define your “situationship,” and why discussing intent ain’t a bad  thing.

Drea is still perfecting her “left cheek, right cheek” action and  Jia…well, she’s waiting for the right opportunity for someone to try it  so that she can fight.

We’re also on some show and prove shit, okay? Don’t just tell us you  love us; show us.  Make sure you share, rate, and review! Tell all of  your friends and fuckboy Pharaohs that we’re a good time.

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Happy Friday, y'all!

As promised, Drea & Jia are BACK with another dose of the good stuff you can’t get rid of (and don’t want to)!

This week, your favorite aunties are perfecting their “left cheek, right  cheek” moments for OnlyFans, breaking down the differences between  being private versus secretive relationships, standing DOWN for Cardi  B’s decision making skills, and doing a lil’ praise dance because we’re one of maybe 5 women in America who haven’t let Future go raw (but apparently he makes the fuckboys panties go HAM, so expect some miraculous births next year).

We’re also on some show and prove shit, okay? Don’t just tell us you love us; show us.  Make sure you share, rate, and review! Tell all of your friends and fuckboy Pharaohs that we’re a good time.

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Bet you didn’t expect to see this sh*t coming…..

Your favorite aunties are back and 100% ready to remind our cousins, nieces, nephews, and friends that:

• life is always unequivocally better with us in it
• there’s always that one (or in this case, those two) auntie you bet’ not EVER put on speaker phone and
• niggas still ain’t shit

Don’t  be selfish; share the love for FIMH with your friends and family (and  even that “Ernest” you keep dealing with who claims his mama lives with  him and not the other way around. You probably let that him run the gas  out of your car too. No worries; your aunties are here to save the day).

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 Welcome to the land of wine & congestion…where our days are ending with a lil’ taste of spirit and a whole lotta allergy medicine (bars)!

On this week’s episode, Drea shares her quirky celebrity crush, while Jia chooses to make it last with a man who doesn’t meet the height requirement for roller coaster rides. And in the spirit of all things love (cuz you know…Drea’s the love zapped sap), the ladies explore backup boyfriend possibilities, the importance of sending out red alerts to your homegirls when they’re about to take a nose dive into Smallville, and whether or not love REALLY is for everybody (and no…battery operated boyfriends do NOT count).

Oh, and of course there’s a rush to knock the rupees out of Daniel Caesar. It’ll all make sense when you listen.

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Shout out to all 5 of you returning listeners! 

For those of you that chose to stay after our “Don’t @ Us” episode, we’re back with another week of the same fuckery that we’ve provided since episode one. Run us our props for being consistent!

In episode 13, Drea encourages Jia not to go vegan when it comes to these niggas and expresses dismay over all the white people STILL behaving badly in the year of our Lord & Savior, Beysus Christ.

Jia shares her frustrations with overzealous men, their infatuation with Lubriderm, and ruining the moment…all while reminding you that if you can’t lean on him, don’t rock with him.

It’s a full house, y’all. We GROWN grown!

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***Retrograde is screwing with us, y'all. We apologize for the audio issue on today's episode***

Gather  around, nieces and nephews! Your favorite problematic aunties are back  and (possibly…fully) earning the hell out of our name!

Wide as outside dicks, “self made” tricks, and fuckboy Pharaoh-isms are  included in our discussion for today! Additionally, we share SEVERAL of  our very unpopular opinions. And whether you’re for or against them, we have one simple request: don’t @ us, bro! You don’t want no smoke.

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Pewn!  Pewn! Hope you guys are not afraid of a little “friendly fire” cuz  that’s today’s main takeaway. In addition to giving a little country to  Dino’s twig, Drea reminds Jia that we can’t turn a blind eye to niggas who repeatedly nig. Jia gives two thumbs up to raw sex but ONLY if it’s consensual. And the ladies wonder if any presidential candidate is willing to take on the task of demanding reparations from the men who seemingly hold doctorates in wasting women’s time. 

Tallyho, wage garnishments!

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It’s LYING season, and it seems like a few of yall’s faves are still out here playin’ in your favorite problematic aunties’ faces! It’s cool; you know we keep a little word sizzling in our spirit for the fallout! 

What are we yappin’ about & toasting our wine glasses to this week? Jussie and his apparent addiction to footlong MEAT at 2 in the morning during a snow storm. Jia is being her typical hypocritical ass self. Drea is showing ALL of her age with the rotary phones and pagers throwback. And finally…is Jordyn Woods our HERO or a HO?  Hey, you wanted the aunties in full form. This is what you’re getting. 

Note: apologies in advance for the slight audio issue. 

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