Sausage, chips ’n' beans please. Lucy and Sam place an order at their perfect caff. 

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Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell.

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Listen if you dare. Lucy and Sam receive some extremely disturbing messages from listeners.

Thanks to listeners who sent in things to scare us silly: Roslyn, Matthew, Sunny, Lucas, Jules, Archie, Zoë, Adam?, Christian, Georgia, Robbie, Marty, Ruby, James, Molly and Daisy. 

If you want to send a message or voice note to the podcast, email it to [email protected] or WhatsApp to +447541967499

Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell.

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Lucy and Sam go off the wall with on the wall artist, Dean Zeus Colman. 

Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell.

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Fit check. OOTD. GRWM. Lucy and Sam choose their perfect outfit. 

Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell.

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Lucy, Sam and their favourite celebrity guests are beholden to the power of the bottle. If it lands on you, your fate is sealed.

Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell.

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So long to the boys from above, as we enter the Secret Garden of Babylon. 

Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Charlie Pelling, Lucy Beaumont and Sam Campbell.

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Perfect Brains is coming back. Ahead of its return, Lucy and Sam hold a very important planning session so that they can both emotionally, physically and spiritually prepare for weekly podcasting.

Recorded and edited by Ben Williams, Naomi Parnell and Aniya Das for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell.

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For the series finale, Lucy and Sam delve into the past to decide what's to come in the future. They're joined by a man instrumental in Lucy's life, Mr Richard Green.

Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell.

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Lucy and Sam check their mail. Remember once you open an envelope it can never ever be closed. Pigeons used to deliver messages but now they don't seem to know what to do with themselves. Oh well.

Recorded and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell.

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Once again, the precious shell is passed between some very special guests who use its power to delve into the hottest topics of the moment. This is Conch All Stars. 

Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive. 

Artwork by Damion Priestley (and Sam Campbell).

Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell.

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