The past has a real knack for devouring the future doesn't it? Lucy and Sam swore under oath to never do another Year Delve after the events of 2011. They have broken the rules and risk certain banishment. Thank you to everyone who listens to this - you will be rewarded so handsomely in the next life.

Recorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell.

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Having both served lengthy sentences, Lucy and Sam close their eyes and describe the prison of their dreams. Their insights will hopefully *fingers crossed* change the way you think about incarceration. See you in the yard for some handball?

Recorded by Ben Williams and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell.

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Lucy and Sam get on the blower to some of their most powerful allies. It's important to go scroll through all of your contacts and ask people for money every now and again. One day people will be horrified that we put our phones in pockets and bags when they're not being used. This will be considered barbaric. Everyone's phone will have its own little house.

Recorded by Ben Williams and edited by Aniya Das for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell.

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Lucy and Sam blag on about God’s finest creations, the critters that he sent to this world to calm us down. No animals were harmed in this episode but they were discussed AT LENGTH.

Thank you so much. Please put headphones on your pet and make them listen to this episode and let us know how they react.

Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell.

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Lucy and Samuel have created different systems to record every year that they've been alive. In this sort-of-special episode they take turns blindly choosing different years and discussing them in almost frightening detail. It's called a year delve. 

Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell.

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Lucy must keep her wits about her as she competes on a potentially fatal new game show. Sam is pulling the strings, but can he keep hold of the harp?

Even just four or five years ago, people like this wouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a podcast. Things are changing.

(Disclaimer: do not try this at home.)

Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell.

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Lucy and Sam speak to two former holiday companions to talk about the various types of medicine needed while abroad. 

Recorded by Aniya Das and Ben Williams, and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell.

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Have you got FIRST EPISODE FEVER or what??? Lucy B and Samuel C throw caution to the wind and begin their podcast with a highly complex study of the human face. They analyze each feature in shocking depth, beginning with the bits at the top and working their way right down to the chin and they don't go off on a single tangent. Only listen to this if you are operating heavy machinery please.

Recorded by Aniya Das and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Theme music by Paul Williams and Sam Campbell.

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Ahead of the Perfect Brains HARD LAUNCH (this Friday 29th March), Lucy and Sam conduct an unsolicited phone call with their Taskmaster team captain Julian Clary and unearth his darkest secret.

Recorded by Aniya Das and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive. 

Artwork by Sam Campbell. 

Music by Paul Williams.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.