The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity....

  • 1 hour 27 minutes
    207. Che Durena- tour pu$$y, mommy issues & why you should say "thank you" in bed

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    Today guest is Che Durena; we are discussing his rise in comedy (7.6 mill on tiktok) and how from a young age comedy was apart of his life ( i asked about what trauma induced such humor=)) Che reveals his previous and current relationship status and what sex looks like as a stand up comic traveling the country. Listeners wrote in to ask Che what is his type, his pubic hair prefs on ze ladies and we helped some mommies and daddies who wrote in about their own relationships aka **Che's relationship tips based on his personal experience **

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    4 November 2024, 8:00 am
  • 53 minutes 44 seconds
    206- no orgasm no problem & How To: increasing sexual confidence

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    Listener Questions: A wife who wants her husband to WANT her again but he cant look at her the same.... Next, a woman who LOVES the sex but doesn't always climax and doesn't really having a driving desire or need too....can anyone relate?! One man wants my opinion on fleshlights vs vibes. The girlie pops get vibrators, what about men having a pocket pu$$?!

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    28 October 2024, 7:00 am
  • 57 minutes 24 seconds
    205- sharing your porn history, foot fetish's, & tapping into your feminine energy ft. Dr. Christina Jerger

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    In todays EP discussing what to do when your partner wants to know your porn search history! A wife who has discovered her husband loves feet and how to play it up- and I am interviewing Dr Christina Jerger @iamdrchristina all things feminine energy, pussy gazing and submitting to your man in the bedroom!

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    21 October 2024, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 36 seconds
    204- viagra dependent, fluctuating sex drive & the correct way to propose

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    14 October 2024, 7:00 am
  • 59 minutes 55 seconds
    203- how long should good sex take & when your spouse starts "letting themselves go"

    How long should good sex be? I took a poll what is the ideal sex time; quickies, >20 min, or hour+...tune in to find out what the listeners had to say. Today I am discussing my maybe harsh opinion on your spouse "letting themselves go"- along with answering your burning listener questions! One husbands wife seems to be ashamed of her love of her bbc dildo...among man other toys. He found out she is much hornier than she lets on and its driving him wild! Another listeners husband is back from a 9 month rotation in the military and prior the couple had sex multiple times a day- now that he is back he cant even get hard! Dear listener is taking quite the hit to her self confidence, her man says it has nothing to do with her, but she cant help but feel like shit. Do you love listen questions? Audio erotica? Want bonus content? JOIN THE PATREON.

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    7 October 2024, 7:00 am
  • 50 minutes 39 seconds
    202- shit talking spouses, edging not working, xxxl vaginas & porn posing problems.

    Mommy is back from Vegas- lets shoot the shit and talk about why you gotta stop venting to all your friends about your S.O. Listener Questions ; a husband who desires to last longer without the use of products and edging just isn't working. Another listener shares his wife post children has an xxxl vagina (which he loves) and wants to know how he can get her to love it just as much- and maybe be open to something larger penetrating her! One husband shares his struggle with porn and the deep resentment his wife holds in his marriage. All this and more in todays EP. LISTENER Q;s START @ 9:00

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    30 September 2024, 8:33 pm
  • 55 minutes 48 seconds
    201-stimulating the male g-spot, armpit hair, hemorrhoids & habitual porn use

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    A man who finds armpit hair sexy. A wife whose man watches porn everyday. One woman's quest to stimulate her mans asshole & topic of the hour; hemorrhoids...is doggy position dead??!

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    23 September 2024, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    200- praise kinks, dirty story-telling & premature ejaculation

    Praise kinks 101 - it is more than just "good girl" and affirmation play + some hot lines to drop in (and out) of the bedroom. For those of you who like dirty talk lets talk dirty "storytelling" and how to tell a dirty store about past experiences when someone doesnt have any! For the guys who climax sooner than ideal what is else is there to do to help the situation besides thinking of something that turns you off?! I'm talking edging, start n stop, delay sprays and the good ol blue pill..

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    16 September 2024, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 33 seconds
    199- Wives who wont swallow, when adding a third backfires & Men; 5 tips to make her BEG for you in bed!

    Men do you want to know the 5 things you should be doing to actually get her to crave you in bed?! Today diving deep on how to up your thrust game . Todays listener questions include a happy wife with a hot sex life who is possibly interested in telling her husband to pursue a FWB type deal (the thought arouses her) while he travels for work- is it time to bring this fantasy to IRL or will it backfire? Another listener hates the taste and texture of cum...not just her mans ALL CUM, she doesn't want to swallow and doesn't feel its fair to be guilt tripped for not doing so! She claims this in turn makes her husband feel rejected..whats a girl to do? Next; a wife who found some cold hard evidence of her husbands only fans account (and who he follows)....he always told her porn wasn't for him- even though she has never made it a "thing" if anything she makes sure he knows she has no issue with it..he still hides it...why??? Tune in now!

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    9 September 2024, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    198- peeing after sex, social media's message to couples & traditional masculinity

    Today I am discussing the beauty of a masculine man and what that entails; as well as the impact social media has on us on relationships. Todays listener questions include "why does my wife always need to pee post sex?!" and one mans sex routine becoming a bore. (due to a NLF 'no libido wife' ) leaving him feeling doomed and headed (again) to a dead bedroom situation. Ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

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    2 September 2024, 4:04 pm
  • 1 hour 15 minutes
    197- erotica vs porn, cell phones destroying your marriage & happy, naked, fun time ft. Dr. Jen Gunsaullus

    Join me today with Dr. Jenn Gunsaullus to discuss navigating evolving sexual desires within your relationship, communicating your needs in LTS, prioritizing sexy time aka HNFT (happy-naked-fun-time) and how cell phones are destroying marriages in 2025- learn more about todays guest at www.DrJensDen.com Join my patreon to get bonus EP + audio erotica

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    26 August 2024, 7:00 am
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