The Horny Housewife


The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity....

  • 45 minutes 55 seconds
    187- Cuckquean roleplay, a bi-curious husband & breeding confidence in your woman.

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    17 June 2024, 7:00 am
  • 58 minutes 36 seconds
    186- post nut clarity, a voyeur fantasy & the listeners tell all; "my type."

    I polled the listeners & you told me your type; you did not hold back ( get ready to have your feelings possibly hurt=) )Today revisiting a past listener question about losing interest in a "fantasy" post climax; and other "post nut clarity" situations. The men educated us and told us what really goes down after (&during) the deed mentally.

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    10 June 2024, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 54 seconds
    185- the lack of blowjobs, cum fetish's & astrology in the bedroom ft. Stefanie Iris Weiss


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    3 June 2024, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    184- delayed ejaculation, a poly couple with opposing "taste", & what ACTUALLY turns women on!

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    27 May 2024, 7:08 pm
  • 51 minutes 52 seconds
    183- Does Distance Make the Sex Hotter or Out of Sight Out of Mind?

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    20 May 2024, 7:00 am
  • 49 minutes 19 seconds
    182- Anorgasmia, Sex-less Marriages and How To; Nipple Play

    Let's talk nipple play! For all nipples; sensitive and not! Todays listener questions include a woman who has never had an orgasm (possibly due to past relationship trauma) and now is in a new fun sexy relationship and she desires TO GET OFF; whats an anorgasmic girl to do?! Another listener has been in a long marriage where the last 4 years have been sexless; he is ready to confront the issue- how to? One husband was caught subscribing to only fans and lost trust in his relationship ands gone down hill since; he wants to share his desires/fantasies but worries she wont be able to handle; how does he communicate his desires? Like audio erotica? Want more episodes from THH? JOIN THE PATREON. Bonus content uploaded weekly.

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    13 May 2024, 7:00 am
  • 53 minutes 45 seconds
    181- A Working Woman's Low Libido & The Importance of Aftercare

    Today lets talk Aftercare- it isn't just for the BDSM community or just post coital check in after kink play. Aftercare is for everyone; and the benefits are aplenty. The smallest addition of aftercare can deepen intimacy and breed confidence in your relationship at any stage. Todays listener questions include; a man that is experience the slow down of sex that comes with kids and being together 7 years; he wonders if this is the time to discuss opening the relationship. One husband has the role of super dad down, his wife who works very hard for her family is struggling- to feel desire, to feel energy, to be present with her kids...all the things. She has mentioned divorce and it smells of self sabotoge. Super dad loves his wife and wants to know how he can change her perspective and get his lover back. Lastly a woman who loves mixing it up for her man is wanting to know how to go about sex with a husband who has a bad back- specifically an injured back- sex feels limited and she still wants to have fun! Tune in for more=)

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    6 May 2024, 7:30 pm
  • 51 minutes 22 seconds
    180- Birthday Sex and Vibrator Strikes

    Dependent on your vibrator? Today 's EP might have some hot tips for you to get climaxing sans toy. Cozy up, mommy has a solo EP full of listener questions and brief monologue berating a worthy soul.

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    29 April 2024, 7:00 am
  • 56 minutes 11 seconds
    179- Cannabis and Sex & Sexless Bedroom Dynamics

    In honor of the recent 4/20 let's talk the research on cannabis and sexual activity- if it doesn't inspire you it still may intrigue you. Today I am following up from my poll asking yall "what makes a good lay"- there were MANY answers and a few common pleas. spoiler alert; guys like enthusiasm =) Listener questions include a wifey who's man struggles to say "I love you", a husband with a wife who is an endless tease and a personal Q asking moi what my most embarrassing sex tale is. Today's topic; sexless dynamics in the bedroom- the dead end you approach when you weaponize sex. The endless cycle of putting off sex, neglecting her emotional needs and getting lazy. Let's talk about it.

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    22 April 2024, 7:00 am
  • 47 minutes 56 seconds
    178- Beating Boredom in the Bedroom; Dirty Talk & Roleplaying

    You..Me..& a whole bunch of listeners questions=) A few include; a husband who feels more drawn to porn than his wife because he feels judged by his "turn-ons"...he doesn't know how to tell her why lately he hasn't been pursuing her. Another listener wants to know how to "get over" the sensation of having to poo during anal. Todays topic of the hour; discussing 2 ways specifically you can banish the boredom blues; Dirty Talk & Role play. Can you learn how to dirty talk and what happens *if* it gets awkward? If a couple is interested in role playing whats some ways to go about it?

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    15 April 2024, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    177- toys for prostate stimulation, marrying your first, sex as an over thinker, & she probably didn't cum ft. Abigail Jensen

    Today we are joined with Abigail Jensen aka @vibeslut and co-host of the Rat Girls podcast- we chat how to tell your partner you arent achieving the big O, getting present during sex as an overthinker, and if she could let men know one thing about sex what would it be?! We chat about her own personal relationship (and ex's), her grooming habits, her love of vibrators and more! Todays listener questions include toy recommendations for a wifey looking to stimulate her mans prostate internally (see below), a husband who married his high school girlfriend who wants to explore more (and so does wifey maybe) he broken or will this longing ever become reality?

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    8 April 2024, 7:00 am
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