The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity....

  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    235. F*cking up Foreplay & Why You SHOULD Sleep Naked!

    Today learn the top mistakes you are making that's de-railing the foreplay! Listener questions & Learn to lick like a pro..tune in now! Ask ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com VIIA⁠: Get 15% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.viiahemp.com (21+) ⁠Bathmate⁠: Visit www.bathematedirect.com/hornyhousewife to receive 10% off your hydropump! ⁠Bluechew⁠: Try Bluechew FREE for one month using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com ⁠Beducated⁠: Get 60% off the yearly subscription using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/pd2520-jordyn

    19 May 2025, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    234. Pleasing HER when YOU have P.E.

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    Today we talk tips for guys who climax too quickly and want to know how they can make sure their lover/wife is still getting off! Spoiler alert; attitude, willingness and YOUR MOUTH! In todays listener questions we have a man who feels like he is just "going through the motions" during sex...he feels numb....what to do to shake this? Another listener recently had a baby and is finally feeling herself again! She has noticed she really enjoys her male cube mate (co-worker) ..she is married and "would never!" but she does find herself caring more about her appearance as well as attending after work happy hours...is this a road leading to trouble?!


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    12 May 2025, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 27 minutes
    233. MILF fantasies & Mid-life Crisis's

    Today we discuss rock bottoms and/or mid-life (quarter life?) crisis's...what causes them and why are the necessary for some? Todays listener questions include a husband who confided in his wife that he has a mother-daughter fantasy...is this milf love or something more? Another listener is turned off by her husbands penis pump use and one wife loves her husband but wishes she could climax from penetration like she used to with her ex....tune in for all this & more!

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    5 May 2025, 1:03 pm
  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    232. Secrets, Stress, & Does Body Count Matter?

    The age ol debate does her body count matter? What stress and weight does to your marriage (as well as working together) and should you tell him/her your SECRET..tune in now.


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    28 April 2025, 6:33 pm
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    231. wet dreams, cell phone snooping & auditing your sex life

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    TODAY; wet dreams about cowokers, auditing your sex life for real and the age ol debate: should we snoop? Why or why not- and what factors change that answer!


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    21 April 2025, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 8 seconds
    230. Increasing Confidence in the Bedroom; Less Thinky More Kinky

    Today I am discussing how to share your fantasies and desires {for the bedroom} to your spouse!


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    14 April 2025, 4:27 pm
  • 1 hour 25 minutes
    229. A womans intuition, defining a quickie & my religious upbringing

    Today mommy gets vulnerable is an understatement; I am sharing how growing up religious shaped who I am today, why I chose to no longer be religious & why I  know you can find God outside of a church. How does this tie to THH? Well many of my listeners identify with feeling shame surrounding sex & this may be the reason why. Todays listener questions include defining a quickie; **poll alert** do you prefer long sessions or quickies?! Ten mins or 2 min? Another listener knows her friends man is cheating…but they arent super close so she is struggling to decide if she should spill the tea or not. Want bonus THH content? Join the patreon for extra listener questions and audio erotica! ASk ANON at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com



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    7 April 2025, 3:51 pm
  • 54 minutes 47 seconds
    228. If I Could Change My Spouse…..

    If there was one thing you could change about your spouse what would it be? I asked the listeners, and the they confessed! Also today lets talk sperm facts, clit pumps and why navigating parenting is vital if you want a happy spouse. Tune in now or watch on youtube! Want bonus content? Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask Anon at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com


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    31 March 2025, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 17 minutes
    227.How to Flirt; Reviving the Lost Art in Your Marriage!

    Today we learn the lost art of flirtation! Im talking millennial, LTR/married, IN IT TO WIN FLIRT TECHNIQUES. What is going to get his eyes bigger and her downstairs wetter =) Spoiler alert: men and women flirt differently and want different things- you may be happily surprised to hear some forgotten ways to flirt. Of course in todays EP we navigate listener questions; from a man who wants to taste his own…you know what….to an early relationship where our female listener is seeming to be more experienced and adventurous than her partner.  How can I hype her up to show up in the butt plug vs mind-f*cking herself over it!? Tune in now! Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast for bonus content + audio erotica. 


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    24 March 2025, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 35 minutes
    226. In-laws, Boys Trips, Farting on Him & What Destroys Marriages

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    Today: A husband who hates his mother in law, my thoughts on boys trips/girls trips, story time of how I farted on him & more…rapid fire on topics such as cucks, women choosing their careers over their marriage and dirty talk handjobs?! Tune in now. Got a listener question? Go to www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com to ask anonymously. Join the Patreon for bonus episodes here.


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    17 March 2025, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 55 seconds
    225. Vow Renewals, Penis Sleeves, Who is the Breadwinner & Call off your Wedding!

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    10 March 2025, 7:00 am
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