Stalkers come from Alabama, realtors come from failure, we love caitlin clark, and Danae reallyyy wants you to dap her up… On the net, it’s a positive.

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Leslie Liao, living in Santa Monica, celeb watching at Coachella, being single in your 30s, loving sensitive men, and the magic of The Masters… On the net, it’s a positive.

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The solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s a positive.

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John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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Skydiving Easter bunnies, Waffle House workers on strike, ex-Buc-ee’s employees with no awareness, and a roast for the ages… On the net, it’s a positive.

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John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"

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This season of America is the greatest reality television of all time.
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It's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her?

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Back in the studio and the boys are hot. john had a great time in NYC, and made some new dreams. On his trip, John discovered a new love for musicals, and while John was away, Alex developed a new wellness technique and is now a "sunrise jumper"

Intro (0:00)
NYC (4:03)
Broadway musicals (26:15)
Stalker or genius? (37:32)
Cold plunge (50:26)
Supermom arrested (1:10:13)

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John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode.

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Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves it
Attention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now... have fun
Attention Zanesville: We are going to crack this case... stay tuned

Intro (0:00)
Husband leaves wife at airport (19:34)
DisneyDad (30:10)
Twerking (39:32)
Zanesville (1:01:30)

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John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....

Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Zanesville (5:45)
Baby names (29:11)
Citizenship quiz (43:31)
Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30)

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6/16 Spokane, WA

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It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.

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