Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

  • 1 hour 33 minutes
    Unburdened (w/ Brett Cooper)

    Politics on podcasts, “trad wife” trends, the 4b Movement, and being unburdened… On the net, it’s a positive.

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    JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

    11/21 - Midland, TX

    11/22 - Lubbock, TX

    11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX

    12/6 - Toledo, OH

    12/7 - Chicago, IL

    12/8 - Davenport, IA

    1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

    1/31 - Greensboro, NC

    2/1 - Shippensburg, PA

    2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

    2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

    2/8 - Columbus, OH

    2/13 - Rochester, NY

    2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

    2/15 - Tysons, VA

    3/7 - Branson, MO

    3/8 - Kansas City, MO

    3/9 - St. Louis, MO

    3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

    3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

    3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

    3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

    4/11 - Omaha, NE

    4/12 - Wichita, KS

    4/17 - Sacramento, CA

    4/18 - Fresno, CA

    4/19 - San Diego, CA

    4/27 - Pensacola, FL

    5/3 - Charlotte, NC

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    PRODUCED BY:

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    13 November 2024, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    We Don’t Know Yet

    It’s election week, and we don’t know what happened when we recorded this episode…. you may not know either when you’re reading this. Rest assured, we bring you all the important takes and talk about the wildest hypothetical celebrity endorsement on both sides… On the net, it’s a positive.

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    JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

    11/7 - Savannah, GA

    11/8 - Athens, GA

    11/9 - Augusta, GA

    11/10 - Bristol, TN

    11/21 - Midland, TX

    11/22 - Lubbock, TX

    11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX

    12/6 - Toledo, OH

    12/7 - Chicago, IL

    12/8 - Davenport, IA

    1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

    1/31 - Greensboro, NC

    2/1 - Shippensburg, PA

    2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

    2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

    2/8 - Columbus, OH

    2/13 - Rochester, NY

    2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

    2/15 - Tysons, VA

    3/7 - Branson, MO

    3/8 - Kansas City, MO

    3/9 - St. Louis, MO

    3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

    3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

    3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

    3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

    4/11 - Omaha, NE

    4/12 - Wichita, KS

    4/17 - Sacramento, CA

    4/18 - Fresno, CA

    4/19 - San Diego, CA

    4/27 - Pensacola, FL

    5/3 - Charlotte, NC

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    Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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    PRODUCED BY:

    Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

    6 November 2024, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Call Me a Fan

    The death of cyberbullying, Trump rally reactions, Taylor Swift concerts, and a lifesize Jesus… On the net, it’s a positive.

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    JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

    11/1 - Oxnard, CA

    11/2 - Long Beach, CA

    11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

    11/7 - Savannah, GA

    11/8 - Athens, GA

    11/9 - Augusta, GA

    11/10 - Bristol, TN

    11/21 - Midland, TX

    11/22 - Lubbock, TX

    11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX

    12/6 - Toledo, OH

    12/7 - Chicago, IL

    12/8 - Davenport, IA

    1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

    1/31 - Greensboro, NC

    2/1 - Shippensburg, PA

    2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

    2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

    2/8 - Columbus, OH

    2/13 - Rochester, NY

    2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

    2/15 - Tysons, VA

    3/7 - Branson, MO

    3/8 - Kansas City, MO

    3/9 - St. Louis, MO

    3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

    3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

    3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

    3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

    4/11 - Omaha, NE

    4/12 - Wichita, KS

    4/17 - Sacramento, CA

    4/18 - Fresno, CA

    4/19 - San Diego, CA

    4/27 - Pensacola, FL

    5/3 - Charlotte, NC

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    Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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    Email us at [email protected]

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    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS

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    PRODUCED BY:

    Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

    30 October 2024, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 26 minutes
    I Was Wrong (w/ Clay Travis)

    Podcaster politics, women keeping score, getting ejected from youth sports, and funny terrorists… On the net, it’s a positive.

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    JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

    11/1 - Oxnard, CA

    11/2 - Long Beach, CA

    11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

    11/7 - Savannah, GA

    11/8 - Athens, GA

    11/9 - Augusta, GA

    11/10 - Bristol, TN

    11/21 - Midland, TX

    11/22 - Lubbock, TX

    11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX

    12/5 - Sarasota, FL

    12/6 - Toledo, OH

    12/7 - Chicago, IL

    12/8 - Davenport, IA

    1/30 - Fayetteville, NC

    1/31 - Greensboro, NC

    2/1 - Shippensburg, PA

    2/6 - Bowling Green, KY

    2/7 - Indianapolis, IN

    2/8 - Columbus, OH

    2/13 - Rochester, NY

    2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA

    2/15 - Tysons, VA

    3/7 - Branson, MO

    3/8 - Kansas City, MO

    3/9 - St. Louis, MO

    3/21 - Lynchburg, VA

    3/23 - Cincinnati, OH

    3/28 - Grand Junction, CO

    3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT

    4/11 - Omaha, NE

    4/12 - Wichita, KS

    4/17 - Sacramento, CA

    4/18 - Fresno, CA

    4/19 - San Diego, CA

    4/27 - Pensacola, FL

    5/3 - Charlotte, NC

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    Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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    Email us at [email protected]

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    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS

    AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive


    ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive


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    PRODUCED BY:

    Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

    23 October 2024, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 25 minutes
    Stick and String (w/ Chris Janson)

    Real or fake cowboys, Trump and Luke Bryan impersonations, hunting with a stick and string and being proud to be an American… On the net, it’s a positive.

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    JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

    10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

    10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

    10/19 - Denver, CO

    11/1 - Oxnard, CA

    11/2 - Long Beach, CA

    11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

    11/7 - Savannah, GA

    11/8 - Athens, GA

    11/9 - Augusta, GA

    11/10 - Bristol, TN

    11/21 - Midland, TX

    11/22 - Lubbock, TX

    11/23 - Dallas, TX

    12/5 - Sarasota, FL

    12/7 - Chicago, IL

    12/8 - Davenport, IA

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    Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS

    iHERB: Use Code NETPOSITIVE To Get 22% Off Your First Order at https://iherb.com/shop/NETPOSITIVE

    MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE

    MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com

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    PRODUCED BY:

    Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

    16 October 2024, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 18 minutes
    These People??

    Checking the HorseFax, ranking emojis, raising unawareness, and hurricanes are controlled by the government… On the net, it’s a positive.

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    JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

    10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

    10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

    10/19 - Denver, CO

    11/1 - Oxnard, CA

    11/2 - Long Beach, CA

    11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

    11/7 - Savannah, GA

    11/8 - Athens, GA

    11/9 - Augusta, GA

    11/10 - Bristol, TN

    11/21 - Midland, TX

    11/22 - Lubbock, TX

    11/23 - Dallas, TX

    12/5 - Sarasota, FL

    12/7 - Chicago, IL

    12/8 - Davenport, IA

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    Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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    Email us at [email protected]

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    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS

    HELLO FRESH: Get 10 FREE MEALS with promo code FREENETPOSITIVE at https://hellofresh.com/freenetpositive

    MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE

    MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com

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    PRODUCED BY:

    Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

    9 October 2024, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 22 minutes
    Am I Racist? (w/ Matt Walsh)

    Solving racism, playing Batman, and no more sick days for adults… On the net, it’s a positive.

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    JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

    10/3 - Lima, OH

    10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

    10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

    10/6 - Saginaw, MI

    10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

    10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

    10/19 - Denver, CO

    11/1 - Oxnard, CA

    11/2 - Long Beach, CA

    11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

    11/7 - Savannah, GA

    11/8 - Athens, GA

    11/9 - Augusta, GA

    11/10 - Bristol, TN

    11/21 - Midland, TX

    11/22 - Lubbock, TX

    11/23 - Dallas, TX

    12/5 - Sarasota, FL

    12/7 - Chicago, IL

    12/8 - Davenport, IA

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    Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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    Email us at [email protected]

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    FOLLOW JOHN ON:

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    Facebook

    YouTube

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    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS

    MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com

    ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive

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    PRODUCED BY:

    Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

    2 October 2024, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 24 minutes
    Beer, Truck, Truck (w/ Kassi Ashton)

    Accidentally enrolling at a Christian college, fake celebrity personas, and bringing your significant other to an event… On the net, it’s a positive.

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    JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

    9/27 - Melbourne, FL

    9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

    9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

    10/3 - Lima, OH

    10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

    10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

    10/6 - Saginaw, MI

    10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

    10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

    10/19 - Denver, CO

    11/1 - Oxnard, CA

    11/2 - Long Beach, CA

    11/3 - Bakersfield, CA

    11/7 - Savannah, GA

    11/8 - Athens, GA

    11/9 - Augusta, GA

    11/10 - Bristol, TN

    11/21 - Midland, TX

    11/22 - Lubbock, TX

    11/23 - Dallas, TX

    12/5 - Sarasota, FL

    12/7 - Chicago, IL

    12/8 - Davenport, IA

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    Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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    Email us at [email protected]

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    FOLLOW JOHN ON:

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    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS

    BLUELAND: Get 15% off your first order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive

    HENSON SHAVING: Go to https://HensonShaving.com and enter NETPOSITIVE at checkout to get 100 free blades with your purchase. (Note: you must add both the 100-blade pack and the razor for the discount to apply.)

    MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com

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    PRODUCED BY:

    Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

    25 September 2024, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    175 Yards Out (w/ Cort McCown)

    Comedy at TopGolf, driving Pauly Shore, and best places to take someone on a date… On the net, it’s a positive.

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    JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

    9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

    9/26 - Sarasota, FL

    9/27 - Melbourne, FL

    9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

    9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

    10/3 - Lima, OH

    10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

    10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

    10/6 - Saginaw, MI

    10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

    10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

    10/19 - Denver, CO

    11/1 - Bakersfield, CA

    11/1 - Oxnard, CA

    11/2 - Long Beach, CA

    11/7 - Savannah, GA

    11/8 - Athens, GA

    11/9 - Augusta, GA

    11/10 - Bristol, TN

    11/21 - Midland, TX

    11/22 - Lubbock, TX

    11/23 - Dallas, TX

    12/7 - Chicago, IL

    12/8 - Davenport, IA

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    Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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    Email us at [email protected]

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    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS

    HELLO FRESH: FREE appetizer for life! One appetizer item per box while subscription is active. Go to https://HelloFresh.com/NETPOSITIVEAPPS


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    PRODUCED BY:

    Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

    18 September 2024, 11:00 am
  • 49 minutes 38 seconds
    I Wish It Was You

    Open containers, NASCAR prayers, frustrated wives, and lots of emails… On the net, it’s a positive.

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    JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

    9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

    9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

    9/26 - Sarasota, FL

    9/27 - Melbourne, FL

    9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

    9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

    10/3 - Lima, OH

    10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

    10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

    10/6 - Saginaw, MI

    10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

    10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

    10/19 - Denver, CO

    10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

    11/1 - Oxnard, CA

    11/2 - Long Beach, CA

    11/7 - Savannah, GA

    11/8 - Athens, GA

    11/9 - Augusta, GA

    11/10 - Bristol, TN

    11/21 - Midland, TX

    11/22 - Lubbock, TX

    11/23 - Dallas, TX

    12/7 - Chicago, IL

    12/8 - Davenport, IA

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    Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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    Email us at [email protected]

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    FOLLOW JOHN ON:

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    Facebook

    YouTube

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    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS

    GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING

    ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive

    MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://manscaped.com

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    PRODUCED BY:

    Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

    11 September 2024, 11:00 am
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    I Got A Thing…

    Men taking selfies, missing a wedding for a football game, and our first fan therapy session… On the net, it’s a positive.

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    JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

    9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO

    9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

    9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

    9/26 - Sarasota, FL

    9/27 - Melbourne, FL

    9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

    9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

    10/3 - Lima, OH

    10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

    10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

    10/6 - Saginaw, MI

    10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

    10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

    10/19 - Denver, CO

    10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

    11/1 - Oxnard, CA

    11/2 - Long Beach, CA

    11/7 - Savannah, GA

    11/8 - Athens, GA

    11/9 - Augusta, GA

    11/10 - Bristol, TN

    11/21 - Midland, TX

    11/22 - Lubbock, TX

    11/23 - Dallas, TX

    12/7 - Chicago, IL

    12/8 - Davenport, IA

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    Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.

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    Email us at [email protected]

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    FOLLOW JOHN ON:

    Instagram

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    TikTok

    Facebook

    YouTube

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    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS

    AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositive

    MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE

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    PRODUCED BY:

    Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

    4 September 2024, 11:00 am
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