- More attempts at ASMR from Ryan - When Airplanes Get Hungry - The worst place to watch Act II of Oklahoma - The Mystery of the Abandoned Retirement Community Car - Katie vs. Biker Gang vs. Cops vs. Katie - Sewage Pump Missile Keys - May God grant you the confidence of a lady who brings her bird wherever she pleases - Forklifts: The Ultimate Revenge Tool - Bring Him Home (him is a gun)

- This week's theme song arranged and performed by Michael Surber with Metallica

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• The title game is still going on when this episode begins. It is over when the episode ends. Relive the final 13 minutes and 54 seconds with us!
• This isn't as entertaining as the time we popped in live during that one Bama-Clemson title game. You know the one, where Bama used their kicker as a lead blocker on 4th and 6. Also, Clemson was lined up in a FG-safe alignment five yards off the line of scrimmage because it was 4th and 6. So as soon as the kicker bailed on his usual thing (immediately), Nyles Pinckney (a freshman!) put Mac Jones on the ground before he’d even fully started to run from his kneeling position. You remember. Anyway, nothing half so interesting happens here, but we do get a live doink reaction, and also capture the instant emotion of watching a team in a high-pressure situation try and single-cover Jeremiah Smith.
• Welp, time to go job hunting with Ryan Day!
• Tracking Ohio State superfans through the stadium
• A detailed discussion of what happens to various bodily fluids applied to field turf
• Checking in with an old friend online (it's Sean Connery)
• A structural examination of Puddles, which is the name of Oregon's mascot
• The least family-friendly Milton Berle moment ever seen on this show
• Steven Spielberg movies, ranked
• Career advice for Jack Sawyer
• Will Howard drop the skincare regimen pls, Gotham must know
• Let's look back at our playoff picks!
• Setting the agenda for the next six to eight years of Florida State jokes
• Do you agree??
• Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
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• The college football playoff national championship game is next week. But first: The Dallas Cowboys
• Followed by a quick trip to either France, Spain, or Italy
• Whichever country this is, they're surprisingly uptight about body mods!
• Practical advice for your next urologist visit
• Here's where to send your submissions for our upcoming live show in Atlanta: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-RO3RXmN98fYnkeNBrfI6tqXcV7MOnhXC0q7E7Lbz7k/viewform
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
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• To ring in both the new year and the semifinal round of the college football playoff, let's examine the carceral state through the lens of McDonaldland
• Technically this episode is supposed to be previewing the Orange and Cotton Bowls. Let's see how that goes
• List of churches where you can probably smoke indoors
• Announcing our next book
• Here's where to send your submissions for our upcoming live show in Atlanta: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-RO3RXmN98fYnkeNBrfI6tqXcV7MOnhXC0q7E7Lbz7k/viewform
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
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• Arizona State in the quarterfinals lmao
• Unfrozen cavemen love this Rose Bowl
• Yes, we recorded this during BULLDONGS
• Kirby Smart discovers Catholicism
• Lane Kiffin's LumpsTax
• Theme by Russell Powell
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
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• Other committees that failed to pick Bama
• Worst Tampa-Australian accent ever
• Mack Brown was at the Handjob Hill game
• Join us in the Handjob Hill comments section: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdp_S_jcb3k&t=2024s
• THE WOLFMAN VS THE WRANGLER
• Theme by Christian Ashlock
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
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• It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve
• Subjected to scrutiny today: the Fenway, Pinstripe, New Mexico, Pop-Tarts, Arizona, Military, Alamo, Independence, and Music City Bowls
• But first: Drop bears update
• Test-driving our Steve Belichick voices
• Those are pretty good, but Spencer's E.T is not something we know how to prepare you for
• Unexpected Miami real estate interlude
• Who got the biggest sponsor update in bowl history?
• Fashion advice for Hellraiser
• We're aware that Rex Ryan didn't take the Wake Forest job, but had too much fun recreating the AFC East in the ACC to cut this part out
• Reclaiming traditional football values with Colorado
• There are too many plotlines in Conference USA
• Jason delivers a Music Ciry Bowl sermon
• Iowa win total mentioned
• Thanks as always to Wikipedia, powering the 40 for 40 for however long we've been doing this
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
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• It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve
• Subjected to scrutiny today: the Sports, rate, 68 Ventures, Armed Forces, Birmingham, Liberty, Holiday, and Las Vegas Bowls
• It's been a very Pitt year, for both Pitt and Toledo
• Rate Bowl at Chase Field! Simple sentences for everybody!
• What is the maximum safe number of persons to load onto a mechanical bull
• A football game in Birmingham we actually want to watch, imagine that
• Why the lukewarm, plastic-covered couch embrace of the Liberty Bowl is a welcome sensation at this point
• The less said about the Holiday Bowl, the better
• Thanks as always to Wikipedia, powering the 40 for 40 for however long we've been doing this
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
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• RIP our mentions (all of them)
• Holly sneaking in a dog adoption plug, coonhoundrescue.com
• Stop telling Jason he made an anti-Catholic wager. Thanks
• Indiana did fine, actually
• Blowouts are also fine, actually
• Production meeting for our forthcoming NFL playoffs coverage
• Would anybody else wanting to explain FCS football to us please come over this way [dragging carpet of ACME camouflaging grass over pit of sharpened stakes]
• Checking in on Live Laugh Lane
• Calling out perennial bullies Boise and Arizona State
• Oregon, go ahead and hang your banners right now
• Time to nickname Ashton Jeanty, for Spencer's sake
• This is about where things really fall apart. There is almost an hour left in the show
• Witness Ryan's becoming [CW: giraffes]
• So whose team/conference gets to be mad now and why
• An accord on the funniest possible outcome for the postseason is reached
• Throwing up some emergency barricades against the But Their Injuries and What A Waste Discourses
• The campaign to save home-site postseason games starts right here
• We finally got to meet preseason Ohio State
• ARIZONA STATE IS HERE AND THAT'S GREAT
• There are many changes occurring in this sport right now. ACC refs are not one of them
• Florida is good again, maybe
• Not for the first time, we demand that the title game be parked at the Rose Bowl and left there
• Fixing the rest of the postseason, while we're at it. You're welcome
• Introducing our Kirby Voices
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
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• "Ryan, you're a lawyer." "Oh God."
• It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve
• Subjected to scrutiny today: the four first-round playoff games, plus the Myrtle Beach, Potato, and Hawaii Bowls
• For the purposes of this weird shambling postseason, we're treating the playoffs like bowl games, which is going about as well as you'd think. Hope you're ready to talk about Indiana municipal zoning!
• Holly does some Christmas shopping
• A Philly-themed kitchen mystery arises
• Wouldn't it be funny if we got a three-loss national champion? LOL not you, Bama
• Vawls and Buckeyes prepare to point their Carhartt-clad Spider-Man fingers at each other in the dark
• Why the genuinely troubling weather forecast is the one for the Myrtle Beach Bowl
• You're goddamn right it's the return of the Dr. Potato Blog
• Either San Jose State or South Florida is about to beat a bowl-eligible team for the first time this year! Don't think too hard about that
• Thanks as always to Wikipedia, powering the 40 for 40 for however long we've been doing this
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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• It's the unavoidable return of 40 For 40, in which we preview each college football postseason game in as much detail as they each deserve
• Subjected to scrutiny today: the Celebration, Veterans, Frisco, Boca Raton, L.A., New Orleans, Cure, and Gasparilla Bowls
• But first: this Bill Belichick bullshit
• And Army/Navy!
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
• Tickets for the Tuscaloosa Get Up 3 are on sale now: https://ci.ovationtix.com/36768/production/1216165
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
• Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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