KG and MD are back, or did they never leave?

In their first double episode matinee spectacular, the duo discuss the things that everyone does, what we all learned too late, update their peer reviewed paper on Optimal Eating Patterns (OEPs), codify some Modern Etiquette, some Lovers, some Haters, the very Maxima of cringe, debut a brand new segment and accomplish something (another something) that no piece of entertainment has ever done before!

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After a very realistic time-jump, Kanan & Manek celebrate their win at the World Heavy Metal Knitting Competition, recount a run-in with an elderly Spanish TikTok influencer, declare more rules of Modern Etiquette, discuss the unique habits we form when living life without the instruction manual, and gather the peers to research a food-related scientific paper that might earn the podcast an honorary PhD.

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After some extensive inter-dimensional travel, Kanan & Manek return to establish more rules of Modern Etiquette, play a brutal quiz about Elden Ring, celebrate the biggest Winners among us, read your socially disturbing and Maximum Cringe stories, receive a package containing the podcast’s brand new postage stamps, and finally, reveal the results of the Official Democratic Elections for the Unofficial NNN SubReddit.

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Manek & Kanan return to this dimension in their season-powered rocket headed straight to the Sun. They discuss important podcast matters, struggle through the phonetic code words for each letter of the alphabet, explore long-term solutions to a pressing subreddit conundrum, hear what you hate that everyone else loves, entertain potential updates to the official NNN app, learn about your unique memory hacks, make big predictions for 2022, and try to diffuse a potential grudge as the #1GHP.

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Seasons of NNN now have more context as KG and MD announce which particular popular shows they have surpassed, reveal a thoughtful gift for Manek, debate the generosity of the LateBank, investigate a suspiciously quiet subreddit, curl up with some Maximum Cringe stories, hear about things people hate, and discuss your unfortunate experiences with the Sweater Curse. Download your NNN Wrapped certificate in the links section of our website.

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The seasons keep on rolling as KG and MD arrive on time to induct Rohan Joshi's 'Show About Crypto' to the NNNN, shake up the ghost of their application, discuss Modern Etiquette, pivot their new business and discuss a highly documented Unlikely Seg.

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In hitherto unseen feat of podcast strength KG and MD manage to pull off six whole seasons —in just one episode. Across the seasons they discuss a remedy for Manek's perpetual lack of punctuality, formally reveal the business plan for HighwaySta® (available on our website), read out your Frankensnacks, introduce a brand new segment -MAXIMUM CRINGE- read the unlikeliest story from unlikely segs, and round everything up with the beautiful digestif of Italian Corner.

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Kanan and Manek finally pull off a feat long thought impossible, longer thought unachievable, longest thought unnecessary —releasing TWO SEASONS at once. In the ultimate flex, KG & MD enter the meta-averse from where they can wield eternity, stuff it in a salt shaker and sprinkle it out as season flakes.

Are you ready for -The Seasoning?

Across the scope of two seasons they discuss the fate of their starting of year predictions, revisit unlikely segs, announce a brand new set about business, discuss your modern etiquettes, take a test to see whether they have the basic skills for life and finally chisel out space to make room for a brand new corner.

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In a timeline where the podcast has not yet ended, KG and MD inaugurate Season 3 of NNN with a thrilling episode of updates on our application, stamp related deception, shopping dilemmas, frankensnacks, open ended barber conversations, all under the looming shadow of a terrifying question  —is this lame?

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In this perfectly peaceful universe, Kanan & Manek devise a new strategy to deal with the NOT Golden Zero, brainstorm upcoming features of the official NNN app, define more rules of Modern Etiquette, leap over some games you’ve invented, consider the more unlikely of segs, and have a calm and friendly discussion about multiple timelines.

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It's been exactly 1 year since the first episode of the world's first fully middle podcast, No New Notifications. Kanan & Manek celebrate being a mathematically-provable weekly podcast (on average), flaunt their most ground-breaking projects and achievements, uncover a dark secret about the Golden Zero's evil counterpart, read about your invented games, talk through some incredible Frankensnacks, and finally...

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