Now wait a minute. First off, it's Election Day. VOTE. VOTE. VOTE. If you haven't already. Then, when you're done voting, you can listen to this episode as your reward. And we've got a treat for you this week, pardon me. Joining us in The Carriage House is the delightful Vanessa Bayer!

You know her, of course, from her hilarious work on SNL. She's also known for her absolutely fabulous show I LOVE THAT FOR YOU, which was a favorite of ours, along with countless other projects. You can also catch her on her own podcast HOW DID WE GET WEIRD which she hosts with her brother Jonah.

Vanessa helps us give advice on getting back in the dating pool and how to hint to a grandparent that you'd like their house after they're gone.

Tickets are now on sale for our Ronnukah LIVE Cabaret Show! It'll be the perfect bow on top of the gift that is the holiday season. Join us on December 7th at 5pm ET / 2pm PT for a musical romp filled with guests and giveaways. Tickets at askronnalive.com

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We've got a treat for you this week to celebrate the peak of Spooky Season. It's a trip inside the Patreon Carriage House for one of the most talked about mysteries we've ever had. There was a LOT of chatter about this when it first aired in August of 2021, and what better way to get into the Halloween spirit than with this!

You know we love a good mystery in The Carriage House. We have GOT to get to this chilling cliffhanger that's worthy of its own Josh Mankiewicz DATELINE story. It involves the mysterious disappearance of a local dog walker and we are in desperate need of more information! After that, we give our advice on using a shared space that another person seems to have claimed as their own. With Ronna well rested after her doubles tournament win, and (Bryan) high on sugar from his day-late birthday cake, we've got a lot to say this week!

And if you enjoyed this peak into the Patreon Carriage House, we'd love to welcome you as a full member! Join us for bonus episodes, surprises, and of course the coveted Shades of Vanilla Newsletter. patreon.com/askronna

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Now wait a minute. We've got a real head turner this week, pardon me. And she's fresh off an 'everything shower.' Joining us in The Carriage House is the DELIGHTFUL Genevieve Angelson!

She's a star of stage and screen. You know her from her work on GOOD GIRLS REVOLT and her current show THE CHICKEN SISTERS, which you can find on Hallmark Plus!

Genevieve helps us give advice on how to keep the conversation going when you're a parent at a children's party and dealing with a thorny cultural issue with your in-laws.

Not only is our AR Social Club October Spoo-Kiki THIS WEEKEND, excuse me, but we've got our very fun, very special, NOT TO BE MISSED Ronnukah Cabaret LIVE Show on December 7th! Tickets on sale November 1st. Be on the lookout!

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Now wait a minute. Ronna's away this week, but we've got a real scene stealer with us. It's the one, the only, the venerated, pardon me, Mitch Silpa!

Mitch's one man show FIVE GAMESHOWS AND A FUNERAL is happening TONIGHT at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles! Link to tickets on Mitch's profile.

Mitch (& Bryan) give advice on a parent in a parasitic relationship and dealing with a potential misgendering issue at an upcoming wedding.

If you can believe it, we're already starting to plan Ronnukah 2024, and, in addition to our gift suggestions, we've got a VERY special extra treat in store. Join us on Saturday, December 7th, for RONNUKAH LIVE, a show featuring music, carols, gifts, guests, giveaways, and more! Tickets on sale November 1st. It's a holly, jolly Ronnukah!

And we're still running our Trick or Treat Promo over on Patreon! Join us at the $5 level and, for the entire month of October, you'll have access to Ronna's Private Reserve, which includes bonus video episodes, all Free Feeds ad free, and the October Shades of Vanilla newsletter. Join us! patreon.com/askronna

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Now wait a minute. For our annual Halloween candy tasting episode, we've brought back two sweeties to The Carriage House. A couple of peeps, if you will. It's one of our favorite traditions. Helping us taste test all the new candy for the spooky season is none other than Paul F. Tompkins and Janie Haddad Tompkins!

If you're not subscribed to their Substack, WEEKEND WATER, you're truly missing out. This month, they're doing watchalongs to classic horror films every Thursday, culminating on Halloween itself. It's fun, it's hilarious, and very much worth your time!

This year Ronna, (Bryan), Paul, and Janie give their verdicts on all the hot new candy of the season: Ghost Toast Kit Kats, Werewolf Tracks Reese's Cups, Ghoulish Green Twix, Pumpkin Pie M&Ms, and much, much more. If you want to make sure your trick-or-treaters are getting only the best, this is the episode for you!

Want to listen to this episode without ads? Join us on Patreon! For just $5, you'll get all Free Feeds ad-free. AND, for the month of October, we're running a Trick or Treat Promo over on Patreon. All paid members, regardless of tier, will get access to Ronna's Private Reserve, the highest level of access on offer! It's a GREAT way to experience the pinnacle of Carriage House luxury. AND, as a special bonus, this episode will be available in video format to all paid members! You have to see Ronna's face when tries Ghost Toast.

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Notified by text mere minutes beforehand, (Bryan) found out that not only was Ronna out today, but that his co-host was going to be someone he owes quite a bit of money to. Luckily he was able to put this awkwardness aside and welcome to The Carriage House our dear, dear friend Naomi Ekperigin!

Of course you know Naomi from her podcast COUPLES THERAPY, which, if you're not listening to, shame on you. But did you know Naomi is also a fancy Hollywood writer? Look for her new show ST. DENIS MEDICAL this fall on NBC!

And Naomi can be seen this November in Los Angeles at Dynasty Typewriter opening for none other than...Bryan Safi! Go to bryansafi.com for tickets and info!

(Bryan) and Naomi give advice this week on dealing with social anxiety on the job and what to gift a father for his second marriage at age 75.

Don't forget about our Patreon Trick or Treat Promo! For the entire month of October, members at ANY paid level get access to EVERYTHING on offer! That means for as little as $5, you can get THREE video Patreon episodes, all Free Feed episodes ad-free, AND the Shades of Vanilla Newsletter. There's never been a better time to come check out what you're missing on Patreon! patreon.com/askronna

And today is the LAST DAY to sign up for AR Social Club and our October Spoo-Kiki! Halloween is our favorite holiday, and we're celebrating in style with a cocktail to remember and a Kiki for the ages. DON'T. MISS. OUT. Join us today! arsocialclub.com 

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Now wait a minute. (Bryan) is off conquering Hollywood, as he's wont to do these days, but don't worry; we've got someone who's just as glamorous, just as charming, and just as Hollywood as our dear (Bryan). It's none other than our dear friend Paul Scheer!

Of course you know Paul from his countless TV and film credits as well as his fabulous podcast HOW DID THIS GET MADE, which he hosts along with June Diane Raphael and Jason Mantzoukas. But he's also an instant New York Times Bestselling Author, pardon me. His book, JOYFUL RECOLLECTIONS OF TRAUMA, is an incredible read and available wherever you get your books!

Ronna and Paul give advice this week on a DOOZE of a financial problem involving a letter writer's parents as well as a gift giving conundrum causing some friction between friends.

Trick or treat? This October in The Carriage House, it's definitely 'treat!' For the entire month of October, if you're a member of our Patreon at ANY level ($5, $10, or $15), you'll get access to EVERYTHING on offer for the entire month! That means for as little as $5, you'll get THREE video episodes, ALL Free Feeds completely ad-free, AND the Shades of Vanilla Newsletter. It's NEVER been a better time to come check out what you're missing over on Patreon! Join now for this special October surprise! patreon.com/askronna

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Ronna's out resting and recuperating, but (Bryan) is joined by a true Queen of the Internet. We're thrilled to welcome to The Carriage House the incomparable Grace Helbig!

You know Grace from her fabulous podcast THIS MIGHT GET WEIRD with Mamrie Hart. She's also the voice of Cindy Bear on JELLYSTONE on Max.

Grace (& Bryan) give some GREAT advice this week on a torrid love affair gone awry, keeping professional accomplishments from a family member, and how to deal with a partner who takes on the local accent of wherever they travel.

If you're missing Ronna during her Free Feed convalescence, she (& Bryan) can still be found on Patreon! Join us at patreon.com/askronna for all new episodes.

And don't forget our now seasonal AR Social Club is happening during our favorite holiday season - Halloween! Join us for an incredible fall cocktail and the Spoo-Kiki. It's NOT to be missed! arsocialclub.com 

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All new episodes are coming back soon, but until then, we're letting Yadvina grant you access to another episode from behind the Patreon wall, this one from August 2022.

(Bryan)'s back in The Carriage House! He hasn't listened to Scarlett Curtis's Free Feed episode yet, but there's just SOMETHING about her that rubs him the wrong way (we have no idea what it could be, but Naomi and Cynthia might know, pardon me).

After a thorough chat about THE DEEP END, the Hulu documentary about Teal Swan, we answer a cliffhanger about a brother and his socially anxious girlfriend causing a rift in the family. Then we end with some follow-ups, including one for the ages from our Lonely in Madrid letter writer that you've got to hear. This is the kind of episode that you'll want to listen to while walking down the cobblestone roads of Spain, excuse me.

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On this week's Yadvina's Keys adventure, we go back to April 2021 with Patreon 61. And the most fun part of this trip in the Time Machine is that we get to hear Ronna (& Bryan)'s first reaction to EMILY IN PARIS Season 1, which at the time was all the rage on Netflix. Here's how Patreon 61 was described originally.

"OK, there's no need for alarm. Ronna's having some eye issues today, which explains her Telly Savalas glasses. But she's off to the doctor after the recording, and no, (Bryan) won't be driving her there, excuse me. Until then, how about a Carriage House Catch-Up? After an in depth analysis of the gloriously bad EMILY IN PARIS, Ronna (& Bryan) give some advice on a VERY interesting situation involving childhood friends, a pathological liar, and her wedding. This is a good one!"

On a related note, don't forget that we've got some watchalongs of the new fourth season of EMILY IN PARIS on Patreon right now. It's like watching your favorite show while cuddled up with your best friends on The Carriage House sofa. Join us at the Romper Room level or above for access! patreon.com/askronna

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Hop in the Time Machine this week as we go WAY back with Yadvina's Keys to The Carriage House. Her keys will get you into Patreon 4 from March 2020...pre-pandemic!

Ronna (& Bryan) get right into it with an answer to the latest cliffhanger about love and the world of dental office politics, plus, a #casinotalk update and the much-anticipated discussion of Mike Nichols' 1967 classic THE GRADUATE.

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