You Might Wanna Sit Down For This

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You Might Wanna Sit Down For This is (maybe) Malaysia's most unhinged, entertaining, sometimes educational, most times funny podcast hosted by Ming Han and Ming Yue! Join us as we share our stories, thoughts and unqualified advice on pretty much everything under the sun. It's gonna be a crazy ride so you might wanna sit down for this.

  • 52 minutes 37 seconds
    #214 Starting a Comedy Club in Malaysia (ft. just jokes:)

    Started by a group of graphic designers and marketers in 2020, just jokes: has built a name for itself as one of the most prominent pop-up comedy clubs in Malaysia! Their founders, Mahyar, Toni and Zul sat with us today to share how they birthed just jokes and their goal to make comedy accessible for all! just jokes is hosting a 16 day Comedy Festival called just jokes: Pop-up Comedy Festival from 30th Nov to 15th Dec. Check out their socials for more info!

    Follow just jokes: on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/justjokesmy/?hl=en

    0:00 Intro

    0:40 Say hello to just jokes!

    3:52 just jokes: Pop-up Comedy Festival

    5:28 How they birthed just jokes:

    7:40 Some just jokes: lore for your enjoyment

    11:12 Reflecting on just jokes:' growth

    15:13 Making comedy accessible for all

    19:05 Fave places to perform at

    20:22 Mahyar is a KL hater [confirmed]

    20:55 When just jokes: became legit.com

    24:00 Creating space for people to try comedy

    26:58 Ego in standup comedy

    29:00 The former Queen attended just jokes:?

    !31:51 More about the festival

    32:50 Nightmare show experiences

    37:22 Flirting with aunty gone wrong

    43:20 Future of comedy in Malaysia

    45:40 Even more details about the festival

    2 December 2024, 9:30 am
  • 1 hour 15 minutes
    #213 First Travels To Japan: Solo vs. Family (MingsuBingsu)

    We recently came back from a family trip in Japan and we wanted to share some of our travel tips and lessons we learnt along the way! Family trips abroad with young kids and the elderly can be tricky so here's everything you need to know before you plan your trip!

    Let us know if you enjoyed this segment and want more!

    0:00 Intro

    01:52 How the Japan trip came about

    04:27 Quick summary of today's topic

    05:36 Planning the trip

    10:44 Family trip VS. Solo travelling

    12:44 Travel declaration form hack

    14:56 E-sim tip

    16:07 Always check the weather

    17:50 How we pack (differently)

    20:46 Pre-purchase your train tickets/admission passes

    23:29 Public transport card (Suica) tip

    24:58 PSA: Taxis in Japan are expensive

    26:03 Our experience flying with kids

    31:17 Which airport to land at

    32:46 Do THIS if you're taking a night flight

    34:31 Chartering an airport van is a game changer

    37:08 Train hacks: Schedules, routes and platforms

    42:05 Where to buy diapers and milk

    42:45 Picking our accommodation

    44:30 Ask your Airbnb host for a discount!

    46:50 Travel cots for kids

    48:03 Planning a family-friendly itinerary

    48:35 Kid-friendly restaurants

    49:03 Make restaurant reservations!

    50:29 Grocery store food is ichiban

    54:40 Kid-friendly food

    56:32 Activities to do with kids

    1:00:06 Scent that clears sinuses

    1:01:15 Why Tokyo is better for solo travelling

    1:03:48 What souvenirs to buy in Japan

    1:06:08 Cash VS. Credit card

    1:08:34 How to know if the shop is gonna be expensive

    1:08:57 Can you drink their tap water?

    1:10:16 Managing the kids' nap time

    1:11:18 Packing and buying basic necessities

    1:14:01 Enjoy kid discounts and privileges

    18 November 2024, 9:30 am
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    #212 Ming Yue: From Youtube Skits to a Sold Out Solo Show

    If you’ve been following us for awhile, you might know Ming Yue from the good ol’ Youtube days but since then he has blossomed from his cocoon to venture into stand up comedy! We dived deep into how he got his start,


    0:00 Intro

    0:15 Quick ghostie recap

    4:04 Different formats of live comedy shows

    6:50 How the sales are like

    11:33 Cute brotherly moment

    12:20 How Ming Yue ended up doing stand up comedy?

    16:50 We were nervous for Ming Yue?

    20:47 Can influencers be stand up comedians?

    25:20 Ming Yue’s emo “I don’t wanna be funny” phase

    29:23 Dealing with hecklers

    31:37 Will there be an additional show?

    32:28 Dealing with self-esteem and ego issues

    37:23 Was there a time when no one laughed?

    39:14 YouTubers gatekeep more than comedians?

    43:49 Does Ming Yue script or improvise his jokes?

    46:10 How to start in stand up comedy?

    47:36 What were the steps taken to prep for this solo show?

    52:30 Where else to catch Ming Yue’s stand up sets

    53:40 What to expect from “What Would Yue Do?”

    54:10 How to chase a guy?

    55:58 Why is PJ better than Subang?

    57:50 How does Ming Yue take care of his hair?

    59:25 How to identify if you’re aging

    1:02:07 Which country would Ming Yue migrate to?

    1:03:11 How many cucumbers can be go up his buttocks

    4 November 2024, 9:30 am
  • 1 hour 23 minutes
    #211 She Kena Rasuk Until She Climbed The Wall?!

    We're not playing around, this episode is not meant for the faint hearted. You may know Norreen and Ili as jokesters but we got them on this episode to share their real life haunting experiences. You NEED to sit down for this.


    0:00 Intro

    0:50 Say hi to Norreen

    2:04 Say hi to Ili

    2:57 How this gang came about

    4:06 Ming Han’s primary school toilet was haunted

    11:00 Who woke Norreen up to mandi?

    16:35 A little boy in Narita hotel

    22:45 Knock knock who’s there?

    27:26 The exorcist but irl

    32:00 Norreen’s rasuk story

    43:45 Ili was almost a ghost bride?!

    54:00 TW: We had to pray after this story

    21 October 2024, 9:30 am
  • 54 minutes 17 seconds
    #210 He got struck by LIGHTNING at his first job?!

    You've either had the best first job or the worst and in our case, it's a mix of both. In this episode, we shared what our first jobs were and the different part time gigs we've had before landing on our current job. Find out who was trapped in the store room of a retail brand, who was a green tea master at a Japanese restaurant and who met some of your favourite influencers before they were even influencers!


    Check out Jobstore where both employers and recruiters can post jobs on multiple job sites, classified ads and social network sites with just ONE submission!


    0:00 Intro

    0:21 Shoutout to Jobstore!

    0:44 Episode starts

    3:53 Ming Han's academic background

    4:35 The start of dmingthing

    5:40 Sophira's academic background

    6:46 Sophira worked at Seventeen magazine!

    7:30 Do you recognize these pre-debut influencers?

    10:33 Sophira's experience in the publication industry

    16:12 Would Sophira go back to publication?

    17:00 Other industries Sophira worked in

    18:07 Caleb's academic background

    18:35 Caleb's first job which lowkey tricked him

    20:00 Caleb confronting his interviewer for tricking him

    20:56 Caleb's trauma at an advertising agency

    23:45 Caleb was part of the marketing team for MTV World Stage

    24:40 Caleb got into filmmaking

    27:19 Mings emceed Caleb's college prom (crazy)

    27:38 Ming Yue's career journey

    29:57 Young Ming Han worked at McD's kiosk

    32:34 Bald man Karen who Ming Han has beef with

    34:50 Young Ming Han's sad working condition at a retail store

    36:58 Young Sophira's stint at a retail store

    38:38 Young Caleb got "struck" by lightning

    43:49 Young Mings worked at a bakery

    45:00 Young Ming Yue was too good at making green tea

    46:36 Young Mings used to make live jingles?!

    47:56 Young Sophira taught kids dance class

    48:35 Young Ming Han got paid to try food

    49:29 Don't hire Mings to wash your car

    51:00 Ming Han prophesizing his video career

    51:50 Go check out My Career Fair!

    7 October 2024, 9:30 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    #209 Malaysians Are Happier Than Singaporeans?

    We sat down with our favourite Singaporean, HIRZI and token Malaysian, Jenhan to chat about our standup journey and how we formed "The Cross-Causeway Comedy Debates"! And of course, no episode with a Singaporean is ever complete without a good ol' hot takes debate.

    0:00 Intro

    1:49 The reason why HIRZI is in all caps

    2:35 Why our tickets are priced that way

    3:46 3A is a Malaysian thing

    4:33 Announcing our BIG CROSSOVER show!

    7:00 The big label debate

    7:52 What constitutes a "comedian" or "stand up comedian"

    9:16 Jenhan has beef with people who call themselves authors10:15 HIRZI cried when he turned 35

    11:13 Jenhan went through a mid-age awakening as well

    11:47 How HIRZI encouraged Ming Yue's standup career

    13:21 Ming Yue wanted people to take him seriously

    13:54 Jenhan's attempt at being serious

    16:24 How the BIG CROSSOVER came about

    17:57 HIRZI's approach to standup

    21:50 HIRZI didn't earn money from this show?!

    25:52 What it's like working with each other

    28:53 Why we were scared to ask Jenhan

    31:35 HIRZI loves Ming Han

    32:38 Ming Han's journey in standup

    34:09 The standup community is more supporting than Youtube's?

    35:34 Ming Han mandatory mention of his psychology background

    36:29 Jenhan's struggle with debate

    37:05 HIRZI loves Jenhan

    38:50 Deciding which topics to debate about

    43:10 Our different working styles

    45:01 If you're deciding whether to get tickets...

    47:12 How standups can go international

    50:45 DEBATE: Malaysians are happier than Singaporeans

    51:44 DEBATE: Singapore is too utopian, it's dystopian

    53:05 What do Malaysians love about Singaporeans?

    58:00 DEBATE: Having a whitewashed Singaporean partner vs mat rempit partner

    1:01:50 Ming Yue's insane Singaporean fling

    1:08:49 GET TICKETS NOW

    23 September 2024, 9:30 am
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    #208 Malaysian School Memories

    For Malaysia’s birthday, we take a trip down memory lane to share our most memorable moments from school—covering everything from the kind of students we were, to the snacks we loved, the fights we witnessed, and the unforgettable core memories that made our experience quintessentially Malaysian. 


    00:00 - Intro

    00:28 - Happy Birthday Malaysia

    01:40 - Koreans love east malaysia

    02:10 - Minghan doesn’t eat peepee taugeh

    02:58 - KK to Labuan bridge when finish 

    04:00 - Uniquely Malaysia school stories

    05:07 - Graeme’s expensive school 

    07:58 - Going to SJK(MOMMA)

    10:38 - Mingyue dropped out at STD5 

    11:55 - Schools always have weird class names

    13:25 - Being a lower chinese

    14:20 - Going to chinese school without speaking 

    16:45 - Unpacking our teacher trauma 

    18:00 - Applying leave in Chinese Independent Schools 

    19:20 - Making deals with the Ketua Kelas

    20:45 - Graeme isn’t scared of guns

    22:54 - Minghan was his generation’s Wong Fei Hung

    25:35 - There’s no one to fight in homeschool 

    26:10 - Trendsetting Princess Dinosaurs 

    28:57 - Sof was banned from saving money 

    30:55 - Mingyue peaked in highschool

    34:40 - Hunting bears, moose, and bullies

    39:00 - Best canteen food

    40:55 - 20 cent allowances 

    46:18 - Mom always packs the same shit 

    49:00 - 2 story canteen, 7 story school

    51:40 - Wantan Hor monopoly 

    53:35 - The 4 types of eggs 

    55:00 - This toilet doesn’t smell like pee?

    57:45 - Gamebooks and conning money 

    59:33 - Playing Counter-Strike in class 

    1:03:45 - Joining a cult for steamboat 

    1:06:50 - All chinese boys think they can play basketball 

    1:07:30 - Getting mugged at school 

    1:08:40 - Is it period or strawberry jam 

    1:12:55 - Tell us your core memories

    16 September 2024, 9:25 am
  • 59 minutes 18 seconds
    #207 Malaysian Supernatural Stories + Special Guest: RESORT

    This episode is definitely not for the faint hearted! We shared our spooky supernatural encounters and might have peed ourselves just a little. Make sure to tune in until the end cause we've got a very special segment with local band, RESORT! Stream Young on all audio platforms now.

    0:00 Spooky Stories

    43:52 Young - LIVE

    45:18 Get to know RESORT! Follow RESORT on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/weareresort/?hl=en

    26 August 2024, 9:30 am
  • 1 hour 6 seconds
    #206 Lies That Made Us Who We Are

    As the saying goes, “real eyes, realize real lies” but half the guys here have bad vision so that explains a lot. Today we have Prakash Daniel, Brian Tan and Keren Bala Devan who are the hosts of Kopishop Konversations, a comedy panel show. We unearthed lies we’ve been told by our parents, lies we tell ourselves and discovered a lot about why we’re like this today.

    0:00 Intro

    3:50 What's Kopishop Konversations

    7:00 Brian's furchild's origin story

    8:40 8 mins in we still haven't start on the topic

    9:30 How we disappointed Keren

    12:10 Prakash's Youtube past

    12:55 Lies our parents used to tell us

    13:25 If you're naughty dogs will chase you

    15:18 Ants are good for your eyesight

    17:25 Understanding Chinese herbal shops

    20:45 If Keren opens a kedai ubat cina

    21:49 Therapists please analyze Keren's generational trauma

    23:11 How Keren is gonna break the cycle

    24:43 Popo said lightning will strike you

    26:45 Therapists please analyze Keren pt. 2

    27:45 "On the way" is the biggest lie

    28:45 Ming Han has to lie to his kids

    30:08 Don't whistle at night

    30:33 Mings' dad is a man of principle

    31:28 Mings' dad's legendary best hit

    33:26 Ming Han's ecosystem of truth

    35:08 How Ming Han stops his kid from eating chocolate

    36:46 Kids should always be in fear

    38:44 Prakash's encounter with WWF

    39:43 Donations are a scam?!

    44:35 Brian's desire for a 6 pack

    45:51 Prakash's fishnet chronicals

    46:38 Why do men always keep boxes?

    49:32 Keren's car is a recycling centre?!

    51:03 Therapists please analyze Keren pt. 3

    51:35 Heartbreaks are real, man

    53:40 Therapists please analyze Brian

    54:25 Brian <3 Keren

    57:24 Check out Kopishop Konversations

    12 August 2024, 9:30 am
  • 56 minutes 20 seconds
    #205 Dr. Jason Leong Can't Stand Us and Gen-Z Slang

    It's about time we got Datuk Seri Tan Sri Prof. Sir Mr. Dr. Jason Leong on the podcast! We chat about the budding comedy scene in SEA, how he went from doctor to comedian, why he uprooted his family to Australia and because he's a well learned man, we had to quiz him on his knowledge on Gen-Z/Alpha slang!

    Catch him live on Aug 2nd and 3rd at EX8, Subang! Purchase tickets here https://www.cloudjoi.com/shows/dr-jason-leong-waylt-kl

    0:00 Intro

    1:18 Why Jason is on our show

    2:40 Jason's love-hate relationship with Ronny Chieng

    5:42 Jason's doctor to stand up comedian pipeline

    6:30 Pay Malaysian doctors better!

    8:15 Why Jason made the decision to do stand up full time

    9:10 Behind "Why Are You Like This

    "10:00 The REAL reason behind his comedy show title

    11:00 Jason's love-hate relationship with Ming Yue

    14:30 Perth has worse drivers than Malaysia?

    16:57 Of course we gotta mention Singaporeans for a bit

    18:24 Singapore has the best comedy scene in SEA now

    21:10 Jason is Singapore's mascot

    22:10 How Jason bumped into this huge Hollywood comedian

    23:09 Comedians are always polishing their work

    25:00 How Jason influenced Ming Yue as a stand up comedian

    27:18 Jason vs Gen-Z/Alpha slang

    39:11 We're too old for this shit

    40:24 How Jason makes his material accessible to all

    41:40 Why Jason uprooted his family to Australia

    44:11 Millennials trying to understand "all fax, no printer"

    45:47 Ming Yue reminds Jason of when he first started out46:14 Someone stop these millennials

    47:17 Roasting comes from a place of love

    51:16 The unseen hustle of stand up comedy

    54:00 Go catch Jason's show!

    29 July 2024, 9:30 am
  • 56 minutes 25 seconds
    #204 Singapore loves to Sip and Spill

    We're back from our super eventful trip to Singapore! It was the Takeaway team's first work-group trip abroad and we had such memorable time...for many reasons. Check out this episode where we shared highs like shooting Sip and Spill, exposing each other's pooping habits. good food we had and lows like Ming Yue's villain origin story and an unfortunate experience on our last day.


    0:00 Intro

    2:00 Why we went to Singapore

    2:30 Driving > Flying

    5:10 Experiencing Inside Thoughts

    7:16 Ming Han exposing Graeme as a roommate

    9:05 Graeme sings in the toilet to cover his pooping

    10:43 Graeme exposing Ming Han as a roommate

    13:55 The silent fart debate

    14:41 We got invited to a radio station in Singapore?!

    17:15 Ming Yue's villain origin story

    18:30 Spending RM1200+ on breakfast

    20:30 Shooting Sip and Spill in Singapore

    23:20 Hirzi's birthday show changed lives

    25:15 This cafe was a HDB flat

    27:07 Ming Yue's fever brain during his standup show

    30:40 A teaser of what we shot in Singapore

    31:37 Best noodles we had

    33:40 Jeremy was lowkey stalking us

    34:06 Our Grab uncle was a grassroots leader

    37:52 An unfortunate experience

    49:46 A wholesome ending

    1 July 2024, 9:30 am
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