If you've ever wondered what goes inside the heads of average Malaysian guys, this is the episode you wanna tune into! Find out who has bubble time and who goes through an existential crisis in the shower. Hinda (local stand-up comedian) joins us on this episode as well!

Follow Hindra on Instagram at:https://www.instagram.com/mamajammapuma/?hl=en

0:00 Intro

0:34 We don't watch podcasts lmao

0:58 Say hello to Hindra!

3:37 Hindra roasting Caleb's sock+sandal combo

4:33 Ming Yue is Ming Han's little brother

5:06 Finally introducing today's topic

5:40 Caleb doesn't know how to use a towel

6:39 Hindra is the only one here who knows Chinese

8:40 Ming Han's Chinese identity REVOKED

9:00 How long is everyone's average shower time?

9:48 Caleb likes to play in the shower. Yup.

11:50 Caleb is either no thoughts or thinks about the world's economy

12:46 Caleb's longest shower time

14:00 Hindra's take on showers

14:20 Hindra has bad knees after pooping

15:02 Caleb has to crawl after pooping. Pls help this man.

16:50 What Hindra thinks about in the shower

17:38 Ghosts in the shower?!

19:20 Guys vs Girls: Difference in shower time

20:00 Ming Han's ingenius shower product

21:25 Ming Yue shower thoughts go from dread to depression

22:30 Ming Yue's stand-up syndrome during shower time

23:31 Ming Han's shower time is functional

24:12 Double cleanse your scalp

26:00 Using phones in the toilet

27:12 Shower time vs toilet bowl time

29:05 How Ming Han unwinds in the shower

30:14 What's your shower order?

31:24 Don't let water hit your head first

32:18 They shower 40+ degrees water wth

33:14 Beefing with bathtubs

36:04 You need to have THIS in your bathrooms

36:59 Caleb's butt predicament

38:38 Ming Yue's hotel bath story that almost cooked him

41:10 Good ol baldi shower

43:20 How do you wash your butt with a cedok?

44:44 Ladies let us know if your shower thoughts are similar

45:00 Closing thoughts + follow Hindra!

The oldest child, the middle child, the youngest child, and the only child. You’re going to fall into at least one of these categories, so You Might Wanna Sit Down For This. 

Join Mingyue, Desmond, Sophira and Vivian as they get real deep, AND real heated about the age old debate of the birth order theory. 

Don’t ask so much, sit down first. 

00:00 Introduction 

01:13 Topic: Birth-order Theory 

02:52 Difference in punishment systems: Oldest, Middle, Youngest and Only child 

11:23 Is the oldest child BOSSY?
15:07 Envy between siblings 

17:42 Middle child syndrome: real or not?

30:19 Holding grudges and managing emotions

33:04 Youngest child is SPOILED AF? 

40:50 Only child grows up POV

45:46 Korea trip gone wrong

57:07 Closing

We’re four months into 2024: enough time to spend money on what we think are the BEST and WORST buys of Q1, so You Might Wanna Sit Down For This. 

In this episode, we invite Sophira and Desmond onto the panel to dish out their recent buys: from RM12 phone holders to RM800 Pokemon cards, we’re judging some of their most ridiculous buys of the year (that just started). 

Don’t ask so much, sit down first. 

00:00 Introduction 

00:25 Panel Ice-breaker 

02:08 YOU MIGHT WANNA WATCH US ON SPOTIFY 

05:18 Our spending habits

16:59 Hand Vacuum: Buss or Bust? 

22:18 The WORST phone holder

24:54 Stanley Canteen Flask: Overhyped?

30:20 Mingyue’s purchase of the YEAR

34:08 Sophira got SCAMMED? 

36:29 40% discount for LEGO?

43:14 Are digital drums worth it?

44:46 RM800 Pokemon cards 

46:55 New Balance: Lifestyle sneakers or Gym shoes?

48:10 Mingyue’s favourite tech organiser 

49:31 Closing 

We’ve never had so many people on set before, and it was overwhelming in the BEST WAY.

If you grew up in the golden YouTube music era, then You Might Wanna Sit Down For this. In this episode, we invited Jesse Barrera, Albert Posis, Jeremy Passion, Gabe Bondoc, and Michael Carreon on the pod to talk about their music careers, “TikTok music”, and the beauty of collaboration among artists. PS/ We may have also introduced some of the (arguably) worst Malaysian childhood snacks to add on to the nostalgia.

Don’t ask so much, sit down first.

00:00 Intro 

00:35 Getting to know the panel 

03:05 Modern Nostalgia Tour 

06:33 Introducing our Malaysian snacks 

09:10 TikTok vs YouTube

12:37 Connecting with fans 

18:37 What triggers our nostalgia 

22:09 Jesse Barrera - Scary as hell but I do love the thrill 

23:03 Michael Carreon- Simple Things & Yesterday 

24:36 Strawberry Soju

26:48 Albert Posis - Cheeky 

29:30 Collaboration between artists 

31:00 Parallels Tour 

32:22 Gabe Bondoc’s journey in music 

34:35 Jeremy Passion’s growth as an artist 

40:01 Advice for the next generation of artists 

44:28 Closing 

Follow them here:
https://www.instagram.com/jessebarrera/
https://www.instagram.com/albertposis/
https://www.instagram.com/jeremypassion/
https://www.instagram.com/gabebondoc/
https://www.instagram.com/michaelcarreon/

You heard that right! We were flown to New Zealand on an all expense paid trip and it was hands down one of the most memorable trips we've had! We're bringing you on the ride with us as we recount the shenanigans that went down - from Ming Han almost committing a crime to Ming Yue body slamming an elderly lady, you might wanna sit down for this.

0:00 Intro

0:49 Is Tolkien from New Zealand?!

1:50 How did we get a free trip to NZ?!

6:00 Realizing the trip wasn’t a dream

6:41 How much are flight tickets to NZ?

7:36 Air NZ has the best plane food

8:45 Plane was damn smelly

10:40 Extreme fear of flying

12:31 Ming Yue almost died during a flight *

14:55 First impression of Auckland

17:51 Funny scooter story

20:00 Food in Auckland: Hit or Miss?

20:40 The ONLY thing you should eat in NZ

22:47 The best gelato in Auckland

24:39 Meat in Auckland

27:00 Why we didn’t go to Hobbiton

29:08 Flying to Queenstown

29:20 Ming Han almost committed a crime?! *

34:22 CRAZIEST way we got to the hotel

38:51 Ming Yue bodyslammed an old lady

40:41 The most magical surreal weird experience

43:50 Activities in Queenstown

47:04 Onsen damn ons

48:17 The OG bungee jump

48:50 Going on a wine & beer tour

50:28 Visiting a farm on an island

54:41 Night life woohoo woohoo

55:49 Closing thoughts on the trip

59:03 Don’t drink lake water

1:02:59 Budget for NZ

Chinese New Year is around the corner, and we’re committed to ranking some of the best to worst parts of the rowdy festivities. 

Doesn’t matter if you’re a fan OR a hater of Chinese New Year, You Might Wanna Sit Down For This. 

Don’t ask too much, sit down first.

00:00 Introduction 

00:20 CNY wishes

03:13 How we spend CNY 

06:50 Ranking CNY festivities

07:31 Do we like Lou Sang? 

10:50 House-visiting: Love or Hate?

17:26 Leftover reunion-dinner food

20:17 BUSSIN’ CNY dishes 

22:20 Gambling during CNY: S-tier OR F-tier?

26:24 CNY decorations in malls 

29:09 Celebrating CNY in KL

31:14 Screaming kids during CNY 

33:17 CNY naps: Hit or Miss?

38:45 Resting from work 

40:06 Final thoughts

41:18 Outro 

We do this every year, but this year, we’re being extra judgemental about it. 

If you’re as jaded as we are about vision boards and new year resolutions, then You Might Wanna Sit Down For This. Bringing in Sophira and Vivian to the fold, we talk about some of our very unserious-serious goals in 2024. 

Don’t ask too much, sit down first. 

00:00 Intro

02:16 ON: New Year Resolutions

03:16 Our 2023 “resolutions”

05:31 Resolutions vs Regrets 

07:13 Our accidental successes 

14:06 Our very seriously unserious 2024 resolutions 

14:54 Vivian wants to be less of a HATER?

19:41 We want Jane Chuck to adopt us 

21:43 Minghan’s scariest regret 

22:52 Growing a beard in 2024?

24:18 Sophira’s 2024 goal

25:10 Mingyue’s fitness era

26:39 Winning lucky draws 

27:13 Rating the team’s 2024 resolutions

50:26 Final thoughts on our resolutions

54:04 Closing 

54:24 KL Podfest

54:39 Outro 

We’re back, b*tches. If you’re curious about what happened to Table Talk, then You Might Wanna Sit Down For This Podcast. We’re taking this “new year, new me” agenda seriously, and sitting down to talk about our “must-buys” in 2024 with Caleb and Graeme. Don’t ask too much, sit down first.

As state elections draw near, we welcome YB Syed Saddiq back to the table.

Tune in to catch up with YB Syed Saddiq and check in on how much things have changed since the last time he sat with us. Today’s takeaway involves debate about the upcoming elections, Twitter wars on politics and discussions about privilege and ongoing progress in Malaysia. You say, I say, it’s time for the Takeaway.

Follow YB Syed Saddiq here: https://www.instagram.com/syedsaddiq/

We’re back for a very, very, VERY IMPORTANT PSA. If you didn’t already know it, both hosts, Mingyue and Minghan grew up with asthma - which is frankly why we said YES to understanding more about asthma management with Dr Helmy, a consultant lung specialist. According to Asthma Malaysia, approximately 2 million people in Malaysia suffer from asthma where 90% of them are uncontrolled cases. It doesn’t matter if you’re diagnosed with asthma or not, it’s more than important to be aware about the correct asthma management methods! If you suffer from asthma, try out the Reliever Reliance Test here: https://mysihatpal.com.my/breathe-better/