Merry Christmas!! We must make a correction that no one will notice or care about but it would bring shame to our families if we didn't pull ourselves up on this - Jess said "Buona Pasqua", trying to say "Merry Christmas" in Italian, but that actually means Happy Easter. Merry Christmas is "Buon Natale". Anyway, Buon Everything. Luv u baiiiiiiii.

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Jess must be putting out some vibes... and by vibes we mean vibrators. Should she be an influencer for a sex toy brand? Listen to find out ;)

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It's quite common to want to shred for the wed, but what Jess did was quite frankly unacceptable. (Also apologies if you've already listened to this, I, Mandy, originally uploaded the wrong file like a d*ckhead so had to delete & re-upload. Woops!)

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Mandy is repulsed by her husband because of his unattractive new habit, and it doesn't help that he forced her into a situation that resulted in her hands being covered in dog poo.

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Jess & Mandy mutually agree that if they were to have babies now, they'd both make terrible mothers seeing as even the playful squeal of a child sends shivers down their spine. And to any mums out there - of course we're not talking about YOUR child! It's everyone else's!

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Mandy took on a 3 day juice cleanse which was an awful, awful time, but it was when her husband Mike decided it to it that got her fired up.

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Ever placed a bet with your partner? Mandy has, so much so that the tally has clocked $800... but has her husband Mike found a way to get out of it?

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Jess and Mandy get into a heated argument over the hard hitting question, "how much time should you allocate for your wedding photos?". Get in touch on Instagram @jessandmandypodcast if you'd like to weigh in with your own experience!

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Mandy witnessed right before her eyes a hot(ish) chick hitting on her husband Mike. Her reaction, however, was probably not what you'd expect.

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Jess is getting married (OMG we didn't know either, she never talks about it or anything!)... Anyway, so it's time to do the guest list and she's having a few teething problems. Mandy somewhat comes to the rescue, in a non rescuing kind of way.

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Warning: If you are related to Mandy, avoid putting yourself through the visuals this episode will cause. Her husband Mike wanted to put his foot fetish to use... if you know what I mean. No not that... it wasn't that bad... anyway just listen and you'll find out.

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