Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe ”Two Dykes and a Mic” is a weekly queer podcast dedicated to sex positivity, lgbtq dating and building a community filled with laughter and gayness. Hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin, two lesbian best friends, keep listeners up to date with “Gay News”, relationship advice with “Ask A Dyke”, dating horror stories with weekly “Bumble Fumbles” and so much more!

  • 50 minutes 36 seconds
    #287 - Martha, Meg, Mendez & Moretz

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss being close personal fans of Chloe Grace Moretz, in the Olive Garden we all fam, bisexuals being so gay, Meg the Stallion, Martha Stewart, Shawn Mendez, if Gaylor came back, Pam Anderson, late in life hotness, finding toys during a move, and so much more!


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    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Cardiff - 4/1

    Brighton - 4/2

    London - 4/4


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    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic

    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]

    19 November 2024, 9:05 am
  • 12 minutes 29 seconds
    Checking In From Hell

    We love you all so deeply. Please take care of yourselves and your mental health during this time. We love you and are here for you!

    If you need to talk with someone :

    • LGBT National Help Center: Call 888-843-4564 for general support, 800-246-7743 for the youth talkline, or 888-234-7243 for the senior hotline 
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    • Trevor Project: Call 1-866-488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online 
    • National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Call 988, available 24/7 


    7 November 2024, 10:31 pm
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    #284 - John Proctor & Captain Underpants

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Camel Hairless, a mouse fan sighting, road stories, Kenny's hole, John Proctor, past lives, gay roots, the Victoria Secret fashion show, Captain Underpants, park culture, slides burning butt cheeks, and so much more!


    Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin


    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Cardiff - 4/1

    Brighton - 4/2

    London - 4/4


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]

    29 October 2024, 8:05 am
  • 53 minutes 19 seconds
    #282 - The Finger Pit

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    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss college loneliness, Agatha All Along, a chicken Hinge profile, how differently we experience our queerness, queer friendships, a Will and Harper review and so much more!

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    Join Patreon : ⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Vancouver - 10/18

    San Diego - 10/20

    Los Angeles - 10/22

    Detroit - 10/29

    Cleveland - 10/30


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]

    15 October 2024, 8:05 am
  • 52 minutes 36 seconds
    #280 - Lightning Bolt in Your BH

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Canal Street, Kenny showing Ray how to haggle, lightening bolts in the BH, our dream boyfriends, falling for fans, the gay VMAs, wild Ask A Dykes, and so much more!


    Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin


    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3

    San Francisco - 10/5

    Sacramento - 10/6

    Toronto - 10/10

    Montreal - 10/11

    Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13

    Vancouver - 10/18

    San Diego - 10/20

    Los Angeles - 10/22

    Detroit - 10/29

    Cleveland - 10/30


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]

    1 October 2024, 8:05 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    #278 - Vanilla Boobs

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss being part of your symphony, peeing in the shower, your partner not being able to sing, vanilla boobs, Jenna and Sabrina kissing, straight people on boats, cooking vegan paella, fancy dates, and Ask a Dyke and so much more!


    Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin


    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Kansas City MO - 9/19

    Dallas - 9/20

    Austin - 9/21

    Phoenix - 9/22

    Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3

    San Francisco - 10/5

    Sacramento - 10/6

    Toronto - 10/10

    Montreal - 10/11

    Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13

    Vancouver - 10/18

    San Diego - 10/20

    Los Angeles - 10/22

    Detroit - 10/29

    Cleveland - 10/30


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]

    17 September 2024, 8:05 am
  • 56 minutes 5 seconds
    #276 - Candle Wax in My Crack

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss a feud with Rob Schneider, being fruitful and multiplying, Jane Fonda, a sexy wax candle fumble, latent onset sexual attraction, not gettin the ick for your wife, a Bumble Fumble and so much more!


    Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin


    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8

    Raleigh - 9/10

    Charlotte - 9/11

    Kansas City MO - 9/19

    Dallas - 9/20

    Austin - 9/21

    Phoenix - 9/22

    Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3

    San Francisco - 10/5

    Sacramento - 10/6

    Toronto - 10/10

    Montreal - 10/11

    Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13

    Vancouver - 10/18

    San Diego - 10/20

    Los Angeles - 10/22

    Detroit - 10/29

    Cleveland - 10/30


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]

    3 September 2024, 8:05 am
  • 49 minutes 33 seconds
    #274 - JoJo Siwa (Part 1)

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on JoJo Siwa! They discuss coming out, being thirsty, dating mascs, boys we used to like, pick up lines, heartbreaks, JoJo's family planning and so much more!


    Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin


    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8

    Raleigh - 9/10

    Charlotte - 9/11

    Kansas City MO - 9/19

    Dallas - 9/20

    Austin - 9/21

    Phoenix - 9/22

    Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3

    San Francisco - 10/5

    Sacramento - 10/6

    Toronto - 10/10

    Montreal - 10/11

    Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13

    Vancouver - 10/18

    San Diego - 10/20

    Los Angeles - 10/22

    Detroit - 10/29

    Cleveland - 10/30


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]

    20 August 2024, 8:05 am
  • 59 minutes 8 seconds
    #272 - Butchelorettes, Beestings & Brats

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray's butchelorette party, being attacked by yellow jackets, queer people at strip clubs, gay love, Kamala Harris, a flirty flirt Ask a Dyke, mascs being catphobic, and so much more!


    Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin


    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Los Angeles - 8/17

    Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8

    Raleigh - 9/10

    Charlotte - 9/11

    Kansas City MO - 9/19

    Dallas - 9/20

    Austin - 9/21

    Phoenix - 9/22

    Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3

    San Francisco - 10/5

    Sacramento - 10/6

    Toronto - 10/10

    Montreal - 10/11

    Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13

    Vancouver - 10/18

    San Diego - 10/20

    Los Angeles - 10/22

    Detroit - 10/29

    Cleveland - 10/30


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]

    6 August 2024, 8:05 am
  • 59 minutes 3 seconds
    #270 - Pumpkin Tits

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss accidental s3x toy SnapChat, online shopping, what straight people think is cheating, butches on Easter Sunday, pumpkin tits, speculating on sexuality, queer athletes, and so much more!


    Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin


    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Los Angeles - 8/17

    Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8

    Raleigh - 9/10

    Charlotte - 9/11

    Kansas City MO - 9/19

    Dallas - 9/20

    Austin - 9/21

    Phoenix - 9/22

    Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3

    San Francisco - 10/5

    Sacramento - 10/6

    Toronto - 10/10

    Montreal - 10/11

    Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13

    Vancouver - 10/18

    San Diego - 10/20

    Los Angeles - 10/22

    Detroit - 10/29

    Cleveland - 10/30


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]

    23 July 2024, 8:05 am
  • 53 minutes 15 seconds
    #268 - MILFS, Mustaches & Manhaters

    This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wanting boyband facial hair, Nicki Minaj straight on the beach, homophobes being ugly, never knowing when your partner wants to have s3x, tits coming out, Ask a Dykes, a straight movie review, and so much more! WE DID THINK THIS WOULD BE A PRIVATE EPISODE OOPS.


    Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin


    TOUR TICKETS ON SALE ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠

    Los Angeles - 8/17

    Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8

    Raleigh - 9/10

    Charlotte - 9/11

    Kansas City MO - 9/19

    Dallas - 9/20

    Austin - 9/21

    Phoenix - 9/22

    Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3

    San Francisco - 10/5

    Sacramento - 10/6

    Toronto - 10/10

    Montreal - 10/11

    Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13

    Vancouver - 10/18

    San Diego - 10/20

    Los Angeles - 10/22

    Detroit - 10/29

    Cleveland - 10/30


    Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe


    Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic


    Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/


    Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy


    Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at [email protected]

    9 July 2024, 8:05 am
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