Bachelor of Hearts

Max Quinn & Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

A perfect Bachelor/ette AU/NZ podcast from Max Quinn & Xavier Rubetzki Noonan.

  • 1 hour 43 minutes
    182. Suck Shit, Children (Catching Kelce S1 E6)

    It's the penultimate episode of Catching Kelce, and we're saying farewell to some beloved faves, as Travis narrows the women down to a Final Four - plus, a visit from a country-pop superstar, and a surprise overnight date.

    If that weren't enough - we also give our first impressions on Taylor Swift's brand-new The Tortured Poet's Department, and the 2023 documentary Kelce - plus, we finally figure out whether Xavier is smarter than a 5th grader. (Spoiler: results inconclusive!)

    1 May 2024, 3:56 am
  • 31 minutes 31 seconds
    The Golden Divorce (Emergency Minisode!)

    The marriage between the first ever Golden Bachelor couple, Gerry Turner and Theresa Nist, has ended. We rushed to the mics to debrief in this emergency minisode.

    Back to Kelce next week. We'll get through this together.

    15 April 2024, 11:42 am
  • 1 hour 56 minutes
    181. There's Nothing Funny About LMFAO w/ Lauren Guerrera! (Catching Kelce S1 E5)

    Party Rock is on the pod tonight?! This week, we're joined by LMFAO expert Lauren Guerrera for a discussion of an unexpected high point for Catching Kelce - a trip to the Party Rock Mansion. As Travis himself gets slightly lost between the cracks, we find joy in an impassioned defence of Violet Beauregarde, a meticulously detailed research dossier, and a new game called Two Fooths and a Lie.

    7 April 2024, 12:05 am
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    180. The Twerk Is Mightier Than The Sword (Catching Kelce S1 E4)

    Beep boop! This week Travis Kelce enters cyberspace, and drags several women into the digital world with him. While some women receive a high-tech kiss, others barely escape with all their bits intact. We consider what lessons Catching Kelce may have learned from GamerGate (if any), bone up on the history of the touchdown dance, and eagerly anticipate a more exciting episode next week.

    31 March 2024, 5:54 am
  • 1 hour 55 minutes
    179. Air Dud (Catching Kelce S1 E3)

    This week, Catching Kelce begins a somewhat awkward transition from its cut-throat beginnings to the more character-focused, relationship-based show it will become. Max intrigues Xavy with tales of butt fumbling, banana baseball, and lingerie football, while Xavy offers thoughts about the Catching Kelce theme song, a discussion of Mop Guys, and a new game called What Dog. All this, plus an extended Fabio deep-dive courtesy of past and future guest Dr. Jodi McAlister.

    22 March 2024, 7:49 am
  • 1 hour 21 minutes
    178. Alive and Posting w/ Eilish Gilligan! (Catching Kelce S1 E2)

    We're back for Catching Kelce episode 2, and joining us in the huddle this week is musician, pop culture journalist and BoH all-star Eilish Gilligan!

    The personalities and storylines of this season are starting to take shape - we've got an potential frontrunner, we've got a big weird conflict, we've got whatever "BBBs" are. Who better than us three himbologists to discuss Travis' delicate balance of hot and ick, uncover a conspiracy around a secret message, and try not to fall into a great big toilet.

    Give Eilish the BoH Bump: Stream (but actually buy) Final Girl! Subscribe to Stranger Than Fiction! Follow EG on IG!

    15 March 2024, 1:23 am
  • 1 hour 28 minutes
    177. Fabio Pigeon Girl Incident (Catching Kelce S1 E1)

    The whistle blows, and regular season play begins - in week 1 of Catching Kelce, Travis narrowed down his pool of fifty women to just fifteen in a brutal round of cuts. We analyse the plays made on the first episode to determine which women deserved a touchdown, and which deserved to much-frown (due to not being picked).

    We're lucky enough to be joined by Travis Kelce as a special in-studio guest - plus, Max lists all the dud states, Xav recounts a bird-related mishap, and we learn to mix liquor with alcohol.

    8 March 2024, 7:30 am
  • 1 hour 31 minutes
    176. Introduction (Catching Kelce Preview Special)

    Go long! (We sure did). The Bachelor of Hearts podcast is back with a new mini-series, in which we'll be covering the 2016 E! reality series Catching Kelce, which follows Kansas City Chiefs' superstar tight end Travis Kelce's attempt to find love from a pool of 50 women. In this preview episode, we cover the 25-minute preview special, and set the scene with all the necessary context (who's Taylor Swift, anyway?) - what the world looked like in 2016, what a tight end is, and of course, a detailed and exhaustive ranking of all of Taylor Swift's albums. Plus - who's Stink?

    Find us on socials @bohpod, join our Facebook group Bachelor of Hearts Oshposting, and support the show on Patreon ⁠🌹🏈

    27 February 2024, 12:08 am
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    175. Smellen Collie (A State of the Nation Special)

    It's time to sit down and have a think about where things are going. On this episode, our second-ever 'State of the Nation' address, we take stock of where the world of The Bachelor AU is right now - hanging a little delicately, perhaps, but not without hope. We suggest some ideas to help the show back on its feet, and pitch some new reality shows of our own.

    We also take an exciting look at what's ahead for BoH, including some rough plans for the rest of the year, and the announcement of the next show we'll be covering!

    New pixel art bbs by George Greentree ❤️

    15 February 2024, 6:12 am
  • 1 hour 55 minutes
    174. Confettaphor (The Golden Wedding)
    Well - they did it! Gerry and Theresa's "Golden Wedding", the spon-con-laden, filler-stuffed 2-hour 'live' TV special, went off mostly without a hitch - but did it need to exist? We perform the much-needed audio autopsy to find out. Note - there's a slight audio issue on this episode, please pretend you do not hear it!
    24 January 2024, 12:51 am
  • 1 hour 41 minutes
    173. Ring Camera (The Golden Bachelor S1 E9)
    Arriving at exactly the right time, it's our Golden Bachelor finale recap podcast - in which we lovingly detail the nail-biting conclusion to Gerry's quest for love. Gerry's twisted himself up in knots telling multiple women he's in love with them - is there any way for him to stick the landing? Who will he end up having just recently married at the Golden Wedding? And can we stop talking about buttholes long enough to tell you about it?
    7 January 2024, 10:31 am
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