Today we welcome an entire TV show into the Cancelled courtroom, 7th Heaven aka the Bible re-written for Fox 8. 

So whether you sat through the random marathons on Saturdays or have never watched an episode we are here to prove to you how truly cooked this show was, and of course assign charges and sentences. 

And we ask some very important questions like should a teenager go to jail over stealing a single drinking glass? And should a child be suspended for simply sticking up their rude finger? 

Listen to the full episode here: 7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Miranda "Salt Lamp" Kerr
Russell “Text Message Divorce” Brand
Orlando "Put Your Penis Away" Bloom
James "Ruins Everything" Corden

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Emma Stone is a talented and much loved actress, but does she deserve all the accolades? 

We're unpacking the life and crimes of Emily (not Emma) Stone. Including the movie that should have sunk the career's of some of Hollywood's biggest stars - Aloha.

Listen to the full episode here: Emma "The Movie Of Which We Do Not Speak" Stone

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Jennifer “Curse Of The Cool Girl” Lawrence
Taylor "How I Uncancelled Myself" Swift (Taylor’s Version)
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Drew Barrymore's very early relationship with acting and fame has shaped her into an overly honest and intense person. She invites the big celebrities onto her self-titled talk show and we all squirm while watching her interact.

So why was she unemployable by 14?

Listen to the full episode here: Drew "You're Too Close" Barrymore

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Hugh "Made Some Terrible Decisions" Grant
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry 
Emily "Wait, Did You Say Divorce?" Blunt

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This is a risk assessment we did on Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's relationship days before they broke up.

For J-Lo and Ben, entering the Cancelled courtroom together is just another collaboration to add to their long list of projects, so why not one more?

Before "Bennifer" even existed, they starred in a (very wrong) movie called Gigli. Skip forward twenty years, they've rekindled their love, married and made a few more films, like This Is Me... Now and The Love Story Never Told. Art. 

Listen to the full episode here: Bennifer: When Your Marriage Has Too Much Content.

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Jennifer "I Just Use Olive Oil" Lopez
Ben "The Man With The Full Back Tattoo" Affleck

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Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom not so little one, we heard you invented a genre of music?

You might know JoJo Siwa from Dance Moms or Nickelodeon or those big-ass JoJo Bows in children's hair, or you've probably seen her dressed as the rock band Kiss for no apparent reason.

 Listen to the full episode here: JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa.

A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Lindsay "Wait Is That A Sex List?" Lohan 
Drake "Too Many Diss Tracks" 

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Dakota Johnson, the star of Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom. 

This is a moment from our big episode on Dakota. Was she purposely trying to f*** Madame Web? 

Listen to the full episode here: Dakota "Madame Web Of Lies" Johnson.

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Fifty Shades Of "Nobody Wants To Be Naked & Crying" Grey
Bradley "You've Never Even Met Him" Cooper
Robert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson

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Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from. 

We unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of cultural appropriation.  

And, we go through her iconic baby bag and decide if a salt lamp is an important tool for the birthing process. 

Listen to the full episode here: Miranda "Salt Lamp" Kerr.

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Pete "Slippery Slope" Evans (Part 1)
Pete "Activated" Evans (Part 2)
Orlando "Put Your Penis Away" Bloom
Justin "Left His Pet Monkey In Germany" Bieber
Selena “Let's Talk About The Kidney” Gomez

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Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

Audio Producer: Thom Lion

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We investigate the real petty stuff here in the Cancelled courtroom. So, is it a crime to gossip with your husband on the red carpet and not let the rest of us in on it? You decide. 

Listen to the full episode here: Emily "Wait, Did You Say Divorce?" Blunt.

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The Devil “We Can’t Agree On Nate” Wears Prada
The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
King “Will Always Be Prince” Charles

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While Miley Cyrus has had the best of both worlds, she's certainly faced her fair share of controversy. 

From that weird tongue thing to swinging on a wrecking ball, and of course that wild open letter from a concerned singer. 

Listen to The full episode here: Miley "That Open Letter" Cyrus.

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The Story Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Want Told After Her Grammys Win

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Honestly, every year we joke that the year has been a train-wreck, but this one? Fully derailed and off a cliff and definitely not demure or mindful. 

So what happened this year? Meghan Markle’s jam went nowhere, JLo’s This Is Me… Now saga imploded, Barnaby Joyce fell off a planter box, and JoJo Siwa crowned herself CEO of gay pop.

From Trump's assassination attempt to the failed Wonka Experience and everything in between - get ready to reminisce so you can move on and have a Brat Summer. 

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A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: 
Ariana "Stormed Out Of An Aussie Photoshoot" Grande
It Ends With Us Drama
The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 
Bennifer
Lady Gaga
Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa

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Audio Producer: Leah Porges

Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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Jennifer Garner is 30 (not really), flirty and thriving!

This week we welcome Jennifer to the Cancelled courtroom, for crimes like fatphobia and the worst crime of all (in our eyes) the movie Suddenly 30.

So why is Suddenly 30 called 13 Going On 30 in every other country around the world? And, does every Gen Xers really know the dance moves to Thriller? You decide. 

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Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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