Totally married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey as well as offer un-qualified relationship advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!
Phew! Our trip to France has turned a corner and we are falling in love, especially with the dogs! Elizabeth is shamed for not ordering wine, Golden Retrievers may be having a renaissance, Bearsy checks in from Los Angeles and things get spooky… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
02:09 Our French Daddy
03:24 Wine Shaming
09:17 Falling For Bordeaux
12:55 Dogs In France
18:52 Golden Retrievers Are Back
26:55 World Lung Cancer Rates
31:24 My Best Friend Bearsy
38:36 Ghosts
42:58 The Conjuring
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Our trip to France kicked off with beaucoup problems! From bird omens to cancelled flights to smoked meat sheets, our first few days were bumpy but worth it! (According to Elizabeth) It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
02:35 A Nomadic Nickname
03:55 Closing Up The Cabin
06:50 A Very Bird Omen?
08:29 Le Pauvre Pigeon
17:42 A Rough Start
26:10 I Know What Crack Smells Like
31:05 First French Restroom Experience
31:53 Urinal Farts
34:05 French Taxi Ride
35:39 Always Say Bonjour
37:15 Paris Hotel
43:12 A Nightmare AirBnB
50:13 Now The Vacation Begins
55:11 French Food Is Amazing
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We may have crossed a line or two at a recent dinner party. We may have different opinions on duct taped door knobs and memory boxes. We may have met a true garage sale legend. We might be getting shredded with Trainwell. We are definitely headed to France! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:48 A Duct Tape Dilemma
04:00 Food Lawyer Weighs In
05:01 Dinner Party
07:47 Would You Eat It?
19:32 Trainwell Update
21:54 Magnetic Man At Garage Sale
31:38 Nostalgia and Things
42:28 The IT Factor
42:45 Portable Prepper Battery Packs
46:56 Heading To France
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This week we clean our garage and find some old treasures that Elizabeth decides to Ebay. We find out why Elizabeth has beef with a popular home organizing duo, continue our obsession with Trainwell, reveal the finest dining options Boise Idaho has to offer, go cherry picking, hitch a ride on an 18 wheeler, and give an update on Nobody's News / Life stuff. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters
00:00 Intro
03:53 Brooklyn Bedding AD
06:55 Madame Alexander Dolls
18:26 Trainwell Update
20:53 Andy Is A Big Shot
23:18 Organizing For Real Live Vs The Home Edit
26:43 Boise Trip
29:32 Bananas Bananas Bananas
34:35 Cherry Picking
37:35 The Hampton Inn Meridian Idaho
40:53 Texas Roadhouse
41:47 Life Update
44:27 Nobody's News
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This week we tackle everything from affairs in the workplace to the history of castrati. We debate a past ear surgery, come to new Heaven’s Gate conclusions, hear about Andy’s new yoked adventure with @jointrainwell, and even throw out some lemon cookies! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters
00:00 Intro
02:12 Work Wife
04:02 The Pros Of Polyamory
04:56 Infidelity & How Affairs Happen
14:53 Poly Problems
16:47 Trainwell AD 2
19:06 Dilemma vs Dilemna Pt 2
19:42 Ears Pinned Back
26:50 Alien First Contact
32:48 Heaven's Gate Cult
36:55 Twig Or Berries?
38:46 Castrato
43:12 Best By Dates
45:15 Hyperemesis Gravidarum
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This week Elizabeth and Andy argue dental night guard cleaning etiquette, revisit fart-induced tears, get in shape with trainwell, tackle parenting dilemmas about inappropriate songs, work through middle-of-the-night cuddle woes, and react to the wildest list of reasons husbands supposedly want to leave their wives at 50. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters
00:00 Intro
02:56 Dentist Etiquette
16:32 One Fart Many Tears
21:04 Dental Health In The Old Days
21:58 Green Day Longview Dilemma
40:12 Cuddle Time
46:43 The Reasons Husband Leave
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Elizabeth is in her head this week, but that doesn’t stop us from chatting about: Panda Inn, facing uncomfortable food truths, breaking up with Haribo Gummy Bears, a beautiful family story from the past, and a new obsession taking over the house (spoiler: Credit Card Points). It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters
00:00 Intro
00:38 Light Me Up
02:46 Doing Everything Wrong
03:01 Panda Inn / Panda Express
08:24 Food Cross Contamination
11:00 Haribo Goldbears Have Gelatin
17:15 Ring Cam Faux Pas
21:29 MIDROLL: ONESKIN
23:39 Grandma Sounds Awesome
26:57 Family History Curiosity
33:14 Credit Card Points
34:39 The Points Guy
39:56 Hilton Rewards
45:41 Taxes Taxes Taxes
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We have some STORIES this week! Elizabeth attends a moving Memorial Day service, Andy earns the “King Of Leasing” crown, A snake must move on to its next journey, and A.I. truly blows minds! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters
00:00 Intro
04:16 Memorial Day Ceremony
06:45 Taps
09:29 Cults Like Us by Jane Borden
19:16 Snake Situation
29:15 A Trip To The Salon
35:13 The Lease King
45:11 A Principled Liar
47:37 AI Blows Our Minds
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Mahjong is tearing the house apart, fudge should be made, Elizabeth’s astrology proclivities are growing, and a surprise trip down memory lane… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters
00:00 Intro
02:29 Go Make Some Fudge
08:05 Mahjong Woes
17:14 Lou On The Block
31:55 Astrology Obsessed
38:29 Appreciating Things
42:03 Memory Lane
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Andy is beaming proud of Elizabeth after a bold and humiliating pilates ordeal, Elizabeth knows when it’s time to throw things in the trash, A free Baha Blast, and A PET RACCOON… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters
00:00 Intro
01:13 French Men Stereotypes
04:29 Trash Underwear
06:10 Pelvic Prolapse
09:54 Pilates Proud
19:58 Hey Daddy
28:10 Pet Raccoon
32:31 AI Is Listening
41:08 Reformation Jeans
44:12 An Apology
46:33 Morning Dates
47:14 City Golf Carts
50:27 Free Baha Blast
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Andy’s principled nature forces him to step into an extremely high stakes argument about a new shoe cabinet, Elizabeth uncovers her political prospects, things are juiced, and so much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters
00:00 Intro
03:59 Refundable Hotels
05:46 Parenting Misstep
09:22 Shoe Cabinet Drama
22:54 A Cabin Apology
28:18 ER Visit
28:40 Elizabeth's New Friend
37:46 Elizabeth The Politician
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