Totally Married

Totally Laime

Totally married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey as well as offer un-qualified relationship advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!

  • 48 minutes 5 seconds
    177 - French Doggies & Daddies

    Phew! Our trip to France has turned a corner and we are falling in love, especially with the dogs! Elizabeth is shamed for not ordering wine, Golden Retrievers may be having a renaissance, Bearsy checks in from Los Angeles and things get spooky… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?


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    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro

    02:09 Our French Daddy

    03:24 Wine Shaming

    09:17 Falling For Bordeaux

    12:55 Dogs In France

    18:52 Golden Retrievers Are Back

    26:55 World Lung Cancer Rates

    31:24 My Best Friend Bearsy

    38:36 Ghosts

    42:58 The Conjuring

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    16 July 2025, 9:01 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    176 - Two Ungrateful Americans

    Our trip to France kicked off with beaucoup problems! From bird omens to cancelled flights to smoked meat sheets, our first few days were bumpy but worth it! (According to Elizabeth) It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?


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    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro

    02:35 A Nomadic Nickname

    03:55 Closing Up The Cabin

    06:50 A Very Bird Omen?

    08:29 Le Pauvre Pigeon

    17:42 A Rough Start

    26:10 I Know What Crack Smells Like

    31:05 First French Restroom Experience

    31:53 Urinal Farts

    34:05 French Taxi Ride

    35:39 Always Say Bonjour

    37:15 Paris Hotel

    43:12 A Nightmare AirBnB

    50:13 Now The Vacation Begins

    55:11 French Food Is Amazing

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    9 July 2025, 9:01 am
  • 54 minutes 14 seconds
    175 - Dinner Party Faux Pas

    We may have crossed a line or two at a recent dinner party. We may have different opinions on duct taped door knobs and memory boxes. We may have met a true garage sale legend. We might be getting shredded with Trainwell. We are definitely headed to France! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?


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    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro

    01:48 A Duct Tape Dilemma

    04:00 Food Lawyer Weighs In

    05:01 Dinner Party

    07:47 Would You Eat It?

    19:32 Trainwell Update

    21:54 Magnetic Man At Garage Sale

    31:38 Nostalgia and Things

    42:28 The IT Factor

    42:45 Portable Prepper Battery Packs

    46:56 Heading To France


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    2 July 2025, 9:01 am
  • 48 minutes 50 seconds
    174 - Peaks & Valleys

    This week we clean our garage and find some old treasures that Elizabeth decides to Ebay. We find out why Elizabeth has beef with a popular home organizing duo, continue our obsession with ⁠Trainwell⁠, reveal the finest dining options Boise Idaho has to offer, go cherry picking, hitch a ride on an 18 wheeler, and give an update on Nobody's News / Life stuff. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    03:53 Brooklyn Bedding AD

    06:55 Madame Alexander Dolls

    18:26 Trainwell Update

    20:53 Andy Is A Big Shot

    23:18 Organizing For Real Live Vs The Home Edit

    26:43 Boise Trip

    29:32 Bananas Bananas Bananas

    34:35 Cherry Picking

    37:35 The Hampton Inn Meridian Idaho

    40:53 Texas Roadhouse

    41:47 Life Update

    44:27 Nobody's News

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    25 June 2025, 9:01 am
  • 54 minutes 7 seconds
    173 - Cheaters, Castrati, and Condiments!

    This week we tackle everything from affairs in the workplace to the history of castrati. We debate a past ear surgery, come to new Heaven’s Gate conclusions, hear about Andy’s new yoked adventure with @jointrainwell, and even throw out some lemon cookies! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?


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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    02:12 Work Wife

    04:02 The Pros Of Polyamory

    04:56 Infidelity & How Affairs Happen

    14:53 Poly Problems

    16:47 Trainwell AD 2

    19:06 Dilemma vs Dilemna Pt 2

    19:42 Ears Pinned Back

    26:50 Alien First Contact

    32:48 Heaven's Gate Cult

    36:55 Twig Or Berries?

    38:46 Castrato

    43:12 Best By Dates

    45:15 Hyperemesis Gravidarum

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    18 June 2025, 9:01 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    172 - How To Upset a Dentist

    This week Elizabeth and Andy argue dental night guard cleaning etiquette, revisit fart-induced tears, get in shape with trainwell, tackle parenting dilemmas about inappropriate songs, work through middle-of-the-night cuddle woes, and react to the wildest list of reasons husbands supposedly want to leave their wives at 50. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?


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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    02:56 Dentist Etiquette

    16:32 One Fart Many Tears

    21:04 Dental Health In The Old Days

    21:58 Green Day Longview Dilemma 

    40:12 Cuddle Time

    46:43 The Reasons Husband Leave

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    11 June 2025, 6:01 am
  • 55 minutes 19 seconds
    171 - Elizabeth Is Feeling Very Insecure

    Elizabeth is in her head this week, but that doesn’t stop us from chatting about: Panda Inn, facing uncomfortable food truths, breaking up with Haribo Gummy Bears, a beautiful family story from the past, and a new obsession taking over the house (spoiler: Credit Card Points). It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 

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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    00:38 Light Me Up

    02:46 Doing Everything Wrong

    03:01 Panda Inn / Panda Express

    08:24 Food Cross Contamination

    11:00 Haribo Goldbears Have Gelatin

    17:15 Ring Cam Faux Pas

    21:29 MIDROLL: ONESKIN

    23:39 Grandma Sounds Awesome

    26:57 Family History Curiosity

    33:14 Credit Card Points

    34:39 The Points Guy

    39:56 Hilton Rewards

    45:41 Taxes Taxes Taxes


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    4 June 2025, 9:01 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    170 - Snake In The Gully

    We have some STORIES this week! Elizabeth attends a moving Memorial Day service, Andy earns the “King Of Leasing” crown, A snake must move on to its next journey, and A.I. truly blows minds! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 

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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    04:16 Memorial Day Ceremony

    06:45 Taps

    09:29 Cults Like Us by Jane Borden

    19:16 Snake Situation

    29:15 A Trip To The Salon

    35:13 The Lease King

    45:11 A Principled Liar

    47:37 AI Blows Our Minds

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    28 May 2025, 6:01 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    169 - Go Make Some Fudge

    Mahjong is tearing the house apart, fudge should be made, Elizabeth’s astrology proclivities are growing, and a surprise trip down memory lane… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 


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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    02:29 Go Make Some Fudge 

    08:05 Mahjong Woes

    17:14 Lou On The Block

    31:55 Astrology Obsessed 

    38:29 Appreciating Things 

    42:03 Memory Lane



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    21 May 2025, 9:01 am
  • 55 minutes 18 seconds
    168 - Pilates Humiliation

    Andy is beaming proud of Elizabeth after a bold and humiliating pilates ordeal, Elizabeth knows when it’s time to throw things in the trash, A free Baha Blast, and A PET RACCOON… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 


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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    01:13 French Men Stereotypes

    04:29 Trash Underwear

    06:10 Pelvic Prolapse

    09:54 Pilates Proud

    19:58 Hey Daddy

    28:10 Pet Raccoon

    32:31 AI Is Listening

    41:08 Reformation Jeans

    44:12 An Apology

    46:33 Morning Dates

    47:14 City Golf Carts

    50:27 Free Baha Blast

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    14 May 2025, 9:01 am
  • 58 minutes 34 seconds
    167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

    Andy’s principled nature forces him to step into an extremely high stakes argument about a new shoe cabinet, Elizabeth uncovers her political prospects, things are juiced, and so much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 

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    Chapters

    00:00 Intro

    03:59 Refundable Hotels

    05:46 Parenting Misstep

    09:22 Shoe Cabinet Drama

    22:54 A Cabin Apology

    28:18 ER Visit

    28:40 Elizabeth's New Friend

    37:46 Elizabeth The Politician


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    7 May 2025, 9:01 am
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