Elizabeth goes on a wolf retreat, Andy has a trash story from hell, the vampire bar clientele from the night Elizabeth and Andy linked up in New York, an unhealthy poo on the path, and when raising ones hand is about curiosity and not just needing to be that person... It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

02:30 Women's Wolf Retreat

06:20 Every Texture Of Woman

15:08 Back To The Vampire Night

32:02 An Astrology Insight

36:13 A Trash Nightmare

46:10 A Triggering Poop

48:24 Mike Rowe

51:14 Men's Retreat

54:18 Raising Your Hand

Buzzing about 3 flame emojis, trying to befriend celebrities, Elizabeth killing Andy’s dreams, another Eckart Tolle revelation, and an unboxing segment where Elizabeth’s future is looking bright, as is Jacob Hanchers!  It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

01:44 A TikTok Gift

23:46 Our Boy Eckhart Tolle

32:01 Creativity and Being Present

38:28 Unboxing 1

43:03 A Cozmo Miracle

A mini golf ethical role play, speaking to your younger self as a guide for life, perimenopause symptoms, navigating moods of your partner, and spotting pants dribble as sport… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Get 15% off OneSkin with the code NLR at oneskin.co #oneskinpod

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00:00 Intro

02:06 Code Of Ethics

05:02 A Chance Mini Golf Run In

14:42 Talking To Your Younger Self

22:38 Tender Times

29:06 Mood Swings

33:49 Perimenopause

45:41 Lo Loestrin FE

50:49 D Obsessed

59:47 Locker Room Ordeal

Adapting to life between jobs, a Christian conversation meeting conversion, One set of footprints, Andy’s future beach era dreams being dashed, searching for missing persons as a hobby, and a birthday present ring for Elizabeth… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

00:35 Work and SAHM balance

19:07 Midroll: Support Our Patreon

19:37 Elizabeth Learning French

21:25 How To Build Habits

24:32 Domino's Pizza Coma

30:24 Elizabeth Goes Full Christian

39:39 Bible Verse

45:32 Metal Detector Era

Andy caring for Elizabeth through illness, A compliment that is giving Elizabeth life, A couple of real reddit head scratcher questions, A new hobby on the horizon, Andy’s love of Rocket League and what it’s meant for him and his friends… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

00:58 Baby Glow Up

03:36 An Ungodly Amount Of Water 

07:33 Love A Bold Lip

08:47 Jaclyn Smith Lookalike

12:16 The Secret Lives Of Mormon Lives

15:24 Reddit

16:28 AIO

17:53 A Dark Pivot

30:32 OCD

32:57 The Biggest Scam

34:34 Born Evil

40:38 Bathroom Remodel

41:51 Wallpaper Pro

44:47 Rocket League

Parental reactions being potentially scarring, truth or dare questions for the ages, biological facts about aging, whether the perception of yourself changes as you age, are older people sexually attracted to older people, and caring about what people think of you… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00:00 Intro

02:37:22 Sick Radar

06:15:15 Boogers On A Blanket

12:20:00 Truth Or Dare

16:16:14 Have You Ever Pooped In Your Pants

23:17:11 My Vision's Going And It's Going Quick

25:15:17 Aging Facts

42:42:02 15 Years Podcasting

44:10:01 Do We Fundamentally Change

03:03:23 Astrologers Don't Like Virgos

The history of Segway’s, who invented the Snuggie, learning how to deal with conflict, how important ethics are, a theory on religion and contraception, being too perverted to be a nun, delighting in a luxurious door-opening experience… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

02:51 Sit Down And Chat

04:45 Couple's Therapy Jokes

06:03 Let's Get Ethical

07:07 Segways and Snuggies

11:57 Conflict Resolution Practice

23:17 Pinky Party

30:41 Religion & Contraception

40:06 Elizabeth The Nun

42:15 The Simple Joys

47:06 Back Door Fixed

This week we chat about Human Nature through the Love Island lens, questions you need answered after you die, how one navigates a broken heart, the shocking difference between Cats and Dogs, Grocery store grumblings, the coming Water Wars, and a beanie baby divorce!. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

01:51 Bearsy Is A Good Bear

03:41 Love Island USA Season 6

12:25 Have You Ever Cheated

26:04 Body Counts

27:53 Cats vs Dogs

33:34 Questions In The Afterlife

42:53 The Water Wars Are Coming

43:47 Stuck In Space

48:28 Grocery Stories

55:09 Jealousy

Olympics inspiration, craft store disinformation, a new hobby era for Elizabeth, and a huge deep dive into the recent trad wife piece in The Times about a notable former ballerina…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro 

02:29 That Summer Feeling

04:09 Waiting My Whole Life For This

09:12 Plumbers Are The Best

11:00 Olympics In Paris

16:08 MIDROLL

18:21 I could do that! 

25:09 Michael and Joanne

30:33 Ballerina Farm

Bearsy pops by on a rollercoaster episode where Elizabeth and Andy chat about: the nostalgia of the olympics, women’s periods at the olympics, mental load disparity, heat causing crime, yard sale shrinkage and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

01:17 Bearsy Bear Returns

05:18 Plumbing Woes

17:49 Paris Olympics 2024

18:05 Olympic Menstruation

31:09 The Mental Load

41:33 Heat Makes People Murdery

43:32 Yard Sale Crimes

A mid life crisis explained, anxiety versus gut instinct, do you love yourself, a FLOAT TRIP debate, robots serving positive purposes, and Andy’s LOVE for older women… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

01:40 Happiness Over Life

09:54 preroll: DIPSEA

11:07 Types Of Dog Allergies

15:03 Do You Love Yourself?

28:29 Simone Biles Documentary

37:19 Butt Rot

38:18 Float Trips

41:28 Cold Urticaria

46:09 Gut Insinct vs Intrusive Thoughts

50:43 Robot Support