The Horny Housewife

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The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity....

  • 56 minutes 11 seconds
    179- Cannabis and Sex & Sexless Bedroom Dynamics

    In honor of the recent 4/20 let's talk the research on cannabis and sexual activity- if it doesn't inspire you it still may intrigue you. Today I am following up from my poll asking yall "what makes a good lay"- there were MANY answers and a few common pleas. spoiler alert; guys like enthusiasm =) Listener questions include a wifey who's man struggles to say "I love you", a husband with a wife who is an endless tease and a personal Q asking moi what my most embarrassing sex tale is. Today's topic; sexless dynamics in the bedroom- the dead end you approach when you weaponize sex. The endless cycle of putting off sex, neglecting her emotional needs and getting lazy. Let's talk about it.

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    22 April 2024, 7:00 am
  • 47 minutes 56 seconds
    178- Beating Boredom in the Bedroom; Dirty Talk & Roleplaying

    You..Me..& a whole bunch of listeners questions=) A few include; a husband who feels more drawn to porn than his wife because he feels judged by his "turn-ons"...he doesn't know how to tell her why lately he hasn't been pursuing her. Another listener wants to know how to "get over" the sensation of having to poo during anal. Todays topic of the hour; discussing 2 ways specifically you can banish the boredom blues; Dirty Talk & Role play. Can you learn how to dirty talk and what happens *if* it gets awkward? If a couple is interested in role playing whats some ways to go about it?

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    15 April 2024, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    177- toys for prostate stimulation, marrying your first, sex as an over thinker, & she probably didn't cum ft. Abigail Jensen

    Today we are joined with Abigail Jensen aka @vibeslut and co-host of the Rat Girls podcast- we chat how to tell your partner you arent achieving the big O, getting present during sex as an overthinker, and if she could let men know one thing about sex what would it be?! We chat about her own personal relationship (and ex's), her grooming habits, her love of vibrators and more! Todays listener questions include toy recommendations for a wifey looking to stimulate her mans prostate internally (see below), a husband who married his high school girlfriend who wants to explore more (and so does wifey maybe)..is he broken or will this longing ever become reality?

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    8 April 2024, 7:00 am
  • 26 minutes 54 seconds
    QUICKIE- Can you spot "daddy issues" in women?

    Daddy Issues; the 411.

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    4 April 2024, 1:24 am
  • 55 minutes
    176- semen retention, the scoop on butt plugs and BWC privilege?

    Todays episode I am discussing the practice & benefits of semen retention. Listener questions include the 411 on butt plugs, is there use for aesthetics? Foreplay? Kink? Penetration? Spoiler alert; all the above and more! Another listener is in a relationship with a man who insist the lights be off during sex and she is self conscious; she fears he may have a porn addiction and when she confronts him he stonewalls. Lastly a listener asks about BWC privilege. Does it exist? Or is he just on a "hot streak"? His words not mine. Let's discuss. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon!

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    1 April 2024, 7:00 am
  • 24 minutes 55 seconds
    QUICKIE- I wished I felt his "love"- a woman in search for more compliments
    28 March 2024, 1:16 am
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    175-wet dream storytime, penis size probs & sex and intimacy chat with Anita Rao

    To learn more about todays guest, Anita Rao, go to https://www.wunc.org/podcast/embodied-podcast


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    25 March 2024, 7:00 am
  • 23 minutes 21 seconds
    QUICKIE- Retroactive Jealousy & fantasizing about past partners

    Whiskers update + my thoughts on keeping your maiden name. Today were discussing retroactive jealousy..do you fantasize about past partners?


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    21 March 2024, 1:21 am
  • 48 minutes 58 seconds
    174- Porn hurting your marriage, an unfaithful start, and a smelly husband.

    Today we have a high drive woman whose LTR already doesn't want sex as much as she does and him choosing porn only is taking away from the intimacy she wishes they had. She has found out he looks at naked women before they are intimate and effecting her self-esteem. One husband wants to know why his wife talks a big talk during the day - sex wise- then comes home to womp womp womp a woman uninterested. She may be tired, she may be many things- she could even be physically horny, but totally mentally tuned off! Another wife has a huge stinky issue- her husband. He smells- repulsive. So much so intimacy is difficult and she doesn't know how to tell him.... i attempt at a solution. Lastly another LTR where a woman shares that she has found out in the beginning when they were indeed exclusive her man slept with many women including his ex's; he constantly deletes and clears. Should she let this slide since it was so early on and everything is kosher up to date? Is she being insecure or is this a big red flag? Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon!

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    18 March 2024, 1:31 pm
  • 26 minutes 8 seconds
    QUICKIE: Pookie and Jett & husbands with prude and uninterested wives.

    Today I was triggered by Pookie so I did the mature thing and vented in on the pod. All in good humor, "Pookie" is pookalicious & Jett is inspiring future gentlemen everywhere. Todays QUICKIE listener q is a husband who has given his wife the ultimatum on sex once a week..that or it would be dead. He is sick of feeling like his wife is bored and unwilling to receive pleasure..she shows ZERO interest. Whats a man to do....and whats up with his wife?

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    13 March 2024, 7:56 pm
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    173- "trad wives", personal hygiene, husbands who seek validation & technique tips: Reverse Cowgirl

    Todays I am dying on the hill that childless vacations are vital for a marriage. I recently saw an uproar on the term "trad wives" and weigh in. Todays listener questions include a turned off wife whose husbands farts, burps and BO is a serious cock block- how is a girl to tell him when the hints are landing?! Another wife shares her husband has a history of sending inappropriate messaging to women...after repair and the relationship got better (including the sex) she got a gut feeling to look to see if anything was up..indeed it was. He has returned his old ways but seemingly worse: does she leave him? Lastly a listener wants the 411 on butthole hair removal. I got your back;) Todays topic of the hour; Reverse Cowgirl. Strap on your boots ladies.

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    11 March 2024, 7:00 am
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