- Three live shows announced, including a Carb Day trip to Indianapolis with Homefield Apparel (find out more at preownedairboats.com)

- An important update from a medical professional on the subject of injecting mashed potatoes into your circulatory system

- Nothing can stop Drake from his first love: shopping

- Briefly imagining Jerry Seinfeld at the Apollo 

- The difference between an irresponsible prediction and a bold one

- Spencer says this SEC team that won 10 games last season is only winning four this year

- Jason presents the most painful way Florida can wind up firing Billy Napier

- And other unhinged suggestions from readers like you

- This week's theme song arranged and performed by Becca Lynch

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• Simultaneous horse developments on r/ShutdownFullcast and in the Fullcast reader mailbag are addressed
• It's draft week, baby! What are we drafting this year? Don't worry about it!
• Holly and Ryan twin, with terrifying results
• You can watch Spencer at the real draft this week, on television! (On your computer!)
• Charity Bowl results!
• Summer 2024 live show teases! We're about to fight a timezone!
• This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
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• Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare
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• The Charity Bowl is on! Michigan is winning! There's still time to deny them a fourth national championship this calendar year! Visit EDSBSCharityBowl.com to join the fight!
• Let's Name Some Guys, Cooky's Camp All-Stars Edition
• A harrowing on-air realization re: the age of this podcast
• Joel Klatt narrates the end of the world
• Lightning round Bible study
• This week's theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
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• Pat Narduzzi sets a sensual tone for spring ball
• Find out which reader question haunted Ryan into doing a French bulldog voice
• The Calipari-Chicken Man Plan
• Assorted additional spring football surveys
• Peeking very carefully around the corner at NFL media and asking if y’all are okay??
• CHARITY BOWL UPDATES AND RULES, HELPFULLY EXPLAINED FOR YOU
• How to get Holly to unblock you on Twitter, for a cause
• What’s this year’s stretch goal that Spencer will inevitably forget to fulfill?
• Wrestlemania, reviewed
• A somber update on Le Big One from chief international cycling correspondent Michel Surbre
• This week's theme song arranged and performed by Anjuli Shah
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• Jane Coaston joins us this week to discuss baseball, gambling in sports, Twilight Imperium, and other tribulations
• How our love of skating will scupper any chances we ever go to Mars
• USC students' current level of Grinch awareness
• Kids these days, in general
• An update on Channel 6's Dumb Bitches of History bracket
• This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure
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• Star Wars shipping, mapped
• Dune Part Two, reviewed
• New show sponsor Wolverine, yes That One, joins our panel discussion on nationalized healthcare
• A visit to our local Georgia football and tax evasion message board
• Where’s that Kim Mulkey article at
• Everybody but Holly is enjoying the basketball tournament
• What a home-site format might mean for the future of college football playoffs
• Mussolini’s taste in hats, disparaged
• What television progrum is today’s 24?
• A visit with our buddies inside the Trojan Horse
• This week’s theme song arranged and performed by Michael Sitler
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• Holly has some train news
• Which Starfox pilot is Elon Musk
• Clemson throws its crayons, legally speaking
• Ryan offers an emotionally healthy solution for the fracturing ACC
• The Cal Appreciation Minute ™
• Kate Middleton, Sephora Sasquatch
• This Is March [citation needed]
• This week’s theme song arranged and performed by Seth Guttman
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- The crew revolutionizes the American medical industry

- Best movie soundtracks of the '90s, debated

- Found a haunted website

- Out on a limb with what may end up being our most poorly timed segment in show history: Spencer explains his knowledge of Kate Middleton's whereabouts

- Jason launches a new Scottish conquest

- Which message board community would you deploy to find a missing princess?

- If you thought the story about the Italian mafia conspiring to fix Vanderbilt football games couldn't get dumber, Jason Aldean is tangentially involved

- Helpfully reimagining the works of Homer and Virgil for a modern audience

- Once again, the Fullcast forms a band, but for real this time

- Breaking hair news

- How ancient whale facts blog Moby Dick sleep-trained an entire gender

- Find out how our entire show gained legal immunity in the Commonwealth of Kentucky

- This week's theme performed by Surber

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- One easy trick to derail your Iditarod opponents

- Why Texas A&M decided to ruin an entire ingredient for everyone

- Only Future Spencer can decide what we do on this episode

- Preparing for the big brands to abandon the rest of college football

- Which leads to Duke, USF, and Boise State sharing a conference

- And Georgia Tech, Navy, and Marshall sharing another

- And Louisville, Oregon State, and UTEP sharing yet another

- This is a good plan, and thorough, and we will accept a modest fee for our efforts

- This week's theme performed by Corey Cunningham

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- Go buy Jason's book, Hell Is a World Without You

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• Flat Cam Theory
• Dune is a college football movie
• Marvin Harrison Jr. eradicates the LSAT
• The Absolutely True Story of the Oldest Longhorn Ever
• Dan Enos Sneak Attacks Spencer
• An extended game which ends with us sending Jared Goff to FSU, Geno Smith to Rutgers, and Russell Wilson to Texas A&M after their playing days are over
• This episode theme arranged and performed by Trey McClure
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- Our first live show in FIVE YEARS

- Crowd of 500 maniacs "shockingly well-behaved," per Monday Night Brewing

- Revival preacher Surber calls down righteous thunder

- Lmao this intro music by Trey

- Podcast Business: Book has raised over $50K for the Trevor Project

- Spencer: undercover Crusader?

- A full hour of CHURCH DISASTERS, where blood and fire bring unrest

- Holly reveals The Chili That Kills You

- Evangelicalism crash course: Jason reads from HELL IS A WORLD WITHOUT YOU

- Hot gossip!! The media-biz stories behind "niche"!!

- Blockhead freshmen savage a (totally real) Christian advice manual, as performed by Jamie Howard, Will Leitch, Chili, Andrew Klema, Brigit our videographer, Jay Busbee, and Daniel Palmer

- Ryan's Catholic zoology update

- Collective salvation, as explained by a 2000s punk cover song

- Thank you to AV crew Surber, Doug, Anthony, and Brigit!

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