SHOW NOTES

• The crew of the intrepid Shutdown Fullship bands together for one final (?!?!?) midnight romp between the forces of math and good sense and the will of an indignant, capricious hive of suits in a hotel ballroom
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SHOW NOTES

• Folks, it’s time once again for F*CK OHIO DAY
• Some brand-new podcast business
• Another uneventful Iron Bowl ends in FOURTH AND A MILROE ™
• The whole crew breaks out their new Kirk Ferentz voices. Sleep tight!
• A genuine celebration of Kentucky-Louisville
• An un-celebration of SEC refereeing
• And so much more
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• Donation link to Set The Expectation's holiday fundraiser as pitched by Producer Doug: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/settheexpectation/4th-annual-dc-coalition-holiday-gift-toy-drive

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SHOW NOTES

• Everybody behave, we have guests! First up: Alex Kirshner of vaunted NFL media empire Split Zone Duo educates us on November Maryland meteorology
• As you may have divined from the title, New Mexico State beat Auburn in football, and we all saw. Everyone saw!
• Graham Mertz damns the torpedoes
• A bit of Michigan lore, as a treat
• The meanest thing anyone has ever said about Lincoln Riley
• Darude moves South Carolina
• Jason looks at a chalk season in a new light
• Remember to place your Bama feelings in the proper historical context 
• Another guest! Welcome Auburn Superfan Josh
• Playoff update for our beloved Big Sky conference
• SURPRISE THIRD GUEST!!
• And so much more
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SHOW NOTES

• They may have been in Happy Valley, but to Michigan that’s just a trench, and the Wolverines will have you know there’s nothing cheerful about trench warfare
• The removal of a Herm Edwards restrictor plate, and its consequences
• Bama has gone and drunk their Bama juice
• Spencer definitely does not reveal his vote in the currently actually interesting Heisman race
• Brock Bowers: very much operational
• Unexpected froth and fireworks from Memphis!
• And so much more
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SHOW NOTES

• Some real vintage Fullcast audio here this week with Ryan calling in from the field while Jason once again floats between the realms
• Bedlam saves the best for last
• Big Iowa Hole news!
• Army-Air Force: security concerns abound!
• Indiana had 20 first downs and 261 yards of offense
• And so much more
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SHOW NOTES

• A frank appreciation of the CW, the true home of college football
• Happy Paul Johnson Night to all who observe
• Cal and USC’s officiating crew did what, now?We explore with the help of our first-ever reader guest in this format!
• Surely the rest of Cal’s night was normal after all that, right?
• Dave Doeren cuts a promo
• The specter of Double Farmageddon peeeeeeks over the horizon
• Once again, Penn State, don’t worry, we saw you
• Big weekend for the Arizonae!
• Asking the big questions: Is Nebraska good now? Is Baylor bad?
• Oh, we also reinvented the postseason, again
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SHOW NOTES

• You have our solemn vow that this is the most you’ll ever hear from us about Hitler in a single episode
• We also promise that this mostly has nothing to do with it also being the horny episode
• The CW delivers the drama we’ve come to expect, yet again, complete with the defeat of an ancient vampire
• This weekend in East Lansing, everything’s coming up 40s
• The crew sits through the end of yet another Miami football situation
• Penn State confounds a nation, does not confound Ohio State
• Jason presents an ode to Iowa
• Holly must crope
• The whole Big 12 is keyuuuuuute
• If you’re reading this, congratulations on your performance tonight for Kansas State
• “Mike Gundy was right” — Spencer
• Mapping Bret Bielema
• FCS roundup! A bowl-eligible Georgia State emerges!
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NOTES

• Mack vs. Mario! Swim, Mario!
• Notre Dame’s potluck force punch
• HEADLINE: Pitt Put In Pittastrophe
• Oregon-Washington celebrates vibes-based analytics
• Nice things about Rutgers
• Bama and A&M both tried their darndest to lose. In this, A&M was better
• NBC’s juiceless, joyless Notre Dame broadcasts
• A seismic update from the top of FCS ball
• A formal transfer of stereotype from Penn State to Miami
• This week in CFB ads: fungal flush and free speech!
• Graham Mertz’s assassin turn
• The newfound joys of CW football
• Scott Satterfield cosplays
• The crew and comment section adopt a series of new aliases as totally plausible NFL owners
• We're not the Associated Press, contrary to popular perception, but we would rank the JMU Dukes, personally
• Announcing an exciting new top secret Mandela Effect game that YOU can play along at home
• The return of Midwestern Voices
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SHOW NOTES

• Wwwwwwwelcome to Butt Week!
• Why is it Butt Week? For one thing, Baylor played Texas Tech. For another thing, well, look at the scores. Iowa State also played a small part in the visuals of Butt Week. Thank you, shimmering gams of Iowa State.
• You will note the absence of much USC-Arizona content. Most of the stupid parts of that game took place after we finished the show, believe it or not. Come back Wednesday!
• The stupid stuff in Georgia Tech-Miami, however, all takes place live right at the top of the show! Come on in!
• Don't let all the late-night tomfoolery obscure the memory of a truly great Red River Shootout
• Y'all took Jimbo's papers. You took Jimbo's papers, and just look what happened. He’s got anxiety. Nick, on the other hand, now has many papers, and is very happy
• Don't worry, Notre Dame; we'll get to you
• Kentucky, thank you for thinking of our needs
• Possibly the nicest thing we've said about Nebraska in show history
• A brief playoff baseball interlude
• Welcome back to October Maryland
• Iowa's hot dog cannon malfunctioned, and you know what that means: We get to do voices
• Finishing up the night with a unique crypto opportunity
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SHOW NOTES

• While you weren’t looking, FCS went out and staged an incredible blood week
• Caleb Williams goes on a field trip
• The secret environmentalism of Ole Miss football
• Y’all went and did it. You made Georgia resort to Brock Bowers. Are you happy now. Are you
• For better or worse, it’s the one week of the year where we have to let Spencer and Ryan talk about Florida. This continues for several minutes. Do not be alarmed
• How the Michigan-Nebraska score is actually worse than it looks
• A new bit of podcast business
• Oklahoma: more than ok??
• It’s time to talk to your family about 5-0 Louisville
• Other storylines far too numerous to list here!
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SHOW NOTES 

• A live narration of Mack Brown's latest postgame energy vampire hug
• Bama returns to form by making sure nobody has any fun
• BoNix completes a pharmacist-alarming amount of consecutive passes!
• Ryan Day is going to fight a senior citizen and none of us are going to lift a finger to stop him
• In praise of Dan Lanning's particular brand of heat
• Not caring what happens to Florida State frees us up to enjoy watching Florida State
• Who's ready for Halloweendiana??
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