Totally married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey as well as offer un-qualified relationship advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!
This week we dive into: our relationship with the CEO of food (hi Pam!), a confounding documentary, Child Marriage in the United States, Dopamine differences in parent’s genders, Kids changing the rules, Judging our new favorite show, Elizabeth’s hand veins, and a lingerie power imbalance in marriage… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
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00:00 Intro
01:26 What Are Oxford Commas?
03:59 Tip Your Server
06:51 Where Is Tobey Maguire?
07:49 Adult Cookies
13:37 Fifth Disease
14:10 Do People Still Do Lamaze?
21:00 How Is Child Marriage Still Legal?
27:01 Parenting and Dopamine
38:40 International Travel Shows
45:18 Paper Thin Hands
48:03 A Lingerie Imbalance
The Nobodies delivered tremendous TV recommendations and now we are astonished by Ricky Martin’s physique, horrified by The Subway Guy, pondering reincarnation, and adoring Robert Herjavec. We also chat about a no tipping policy, mirror images of yourself and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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00:00 Intro
01:02 Ricky Martin Palm Royale 1
1:39 Subway Guy Documentary
18:59 Surviving Death Documentary
20:05 Do Women Have Prostates?
20:54 Reincarnation
32:04 Crushing on Robert Herjavec
41:59 No Tip Necessary
49:43 Birthday Menu Time
This week’s episode is full of prayers, heavenly hailstorms, nosey dogs, naughty cars, Fig Newtons, and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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00:00 Intro
02:21 Prayer Etiquette
05:59 preroll: BEIS
06:26 A trip to the ER
17:44 Tsk Tsk Tesla
18:41 Nose in the Baguette
21:28 midroll: Beis
23:40 Fig Newtons
28:54 Volvo Lift Gate Drama
35:54 Sometimes You have to be a Squeaky Wheel
38:15 A Heavenly Hailstorm?
A late night flee from a snow storm, how stress can carry over, what low pressure job Andy would want, a suburban mom fantasy, Elizabeth’s new attitude towards rejection, how to correctly pronounce food brands that we usually get wrong, love for growing things and a Sophie’s choice between a Duolingo streak and bonsai trees… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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00:00 Intro
02:50 Is It Birthday Anxiety?
05:47 The Storm
16:45 Dealing With Disappointment
24:00 Post Rehab Job
33:17 Magic Carpet Ride
39:38 We need TV recommendations
41:29 Hard To Pronounce Food Brands
46:28 Studio Plant
48:37 Bonsai Tree
50:55 Duolingo Vs Bonsai
One real life changing skill being nachos, soy boys versus lil B’s, superstitions going haywire, how stress affects sex, body positivity, and an awkward intersection interaction… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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00:00 Intro
11:27 What is a soy boy?
19:52 Stress and Sex
35:01 Lost Ladybug
43:46 Easter Magic
53:45 School Traffic Drama
The Four Agreements, Rogue Post-It Notes, Love On The Spectrum, First I Love You’s, Chex Mix and Easter baskets… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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00:00 Intro
04:43 Elizabeth's Voice Over Career
10:42 The Four Agreements
16:34 Let Them
32:12 Wild Animal Pens
40:40 Love On The Spectrum
46:08 First I Love You
47:43 Chex Mix Bitch
Be careful with private browsers! This week we chat about: A lost persons case red herring, puritanical upbringing, we all have the same parts, Animal Penises, Norton Simon coincidence, healthy relationships with creativity, and a phrase Elizabeth adopted that Andy can’t tolerate… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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00:00 Intro
04:41 Do People Change?
09:03 Come As You Are Book
13:20 Gonads, Ovaries and Testes
15:27 Animal Privates
38:53 Norton Simon
41:11 creativity
50:21 Good News
51:34 Rolling Calls
The fire is roaring in this week’s episode, where we chat: the importance of grip strength, a trip to the museum, gaming the system, getting into heaven, hormones, WcDonalds, and much more! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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03:33 It's All About Grip Strength
08:00 GIF and Emoji skills
10:57 Fluffers
16:34 Gaming The System
21:54 Let Into Heaven
23:37 Prolapse Update
31:30 WcDonalds
37:47 Back To Heaven
39:47 Hormones and Personality
45:01 Norton Simon Museum
54:09 Elizabeth Check-in
A Biscuit debacle causes tension in the house, Granola Bars disappear, Elizabeth tries face yoga, astrologers don’t like Virgos, Country ham is missing from Cracker Barrel, Best Side of Face, Panic attacks, Brain on Fire, and more... it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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00:00 Intro
02:01 Patreon V-Day Cards
05:14 How Are You Doing?
06:24 A Biscuit Debacle
13:09 Giving Blood Panic Attack
18:47 Face Yoga
25:23 Virgo Prejudice
28:43 Chewy Granola Bar Recall
32:33 Cracker Barrel Country Ham
36:25 Best Side Of Your Face
40:27 Panic Attacks
43:52 Insomnia
46:25 Morning Routine
51:21 Near Death Experiences
Supermarket corner, Hollywood dreams, how Andy would share the Vegas wealth, puberty questions, dealing with rejection and going with the flow…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:27 Tejas Tour
03:08 Grocery Store Corner
21:41 Teslas and Pickup Trucks
24:52 Puberty
27:33 Chip Clips
32:03 Mop Socks
36:19 Hot Coffee
39:12 Shocking Statistic
42:07 What would you do?
49:15 Work Life Update
Happy Valentine’s Day! Foster puppies, ski school nightmares, a parenting win for Andy, American Nightmare and bumping into your therapist in the wild...it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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Chapters
00:00 Intro
02:34 Puppies & Babies
06:14 Puppy Drama
23:33 Ski Lesson Nightmare
38:02 Finding A Lost Kid Tip
40:20 Super Bowl Tears
41:18 American Nightmare Documentary
01:02:53 Happy Valentine's Day
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