We were joined by ULTRA DOLO and KEITH FROM DALLAS for a rousing romp through podcast land.  We talked about Black Jesus, Gary Coleman vs Gary Oleman, White Porn Sucks, Video Game Warriors Blaming Women for Their Own Ugliness and Me Getting Out on The Road To Make That Money. D'SISIVE provided the track JUST AN OSTRICH  from the album VAUDEVILLE(FRIENDS FOREVER) KEITH FROM DALLAS ULTRA DOLO Black Jesus Gary Coleman Gary Oleman White Porn Sucks Video Game Warriors Blaming Women for Their Own Ugliness Me Getting Out on The Road To Make That Money D'SISIVE JUST AN OSTRICH VAUDEVILLE(FRIENDS FOREVER)

This week we discussed our hiatus with special guests @CHONILLADOTCOM. I used that word again, goddamn it. It just seems to slip out sometimes on this show, not sure why. Its the only time that ever happens, swear to god or whatever. We talked about our recent troubles, Chill's Vision Issues, My Nutsack Vigilantism Again, Why Hannibal Sucks So Bad and Why I Wish I wasn't Stuck in The Maritimes. Also just a Hint of Bitterness. RAP LEGEND JESSE DANGEROUSLY provided the track TIM I SAID NO GUESTS @CHONILLADOTCOM Chill's Vision Issues My Nutsack Vigilantism Why Hannibal Sucks So Bad Why I Wish I wasn't Stuck in The Maritimes Hint of Bitterness RAP LEGEND JESSE DANGEROUSLY TIM I SAID NO GUESTS

This episode is a first hand account of the Fort Hood Shooting incident. It was a mass murder in which an army officer killed 13 and injured 30 others. Rodger was right in the middle of it and went through what I can only describe as an appalling nightmare. I don't have any funny tags for this one. Its very heavy subject matter but this story has really inspired me. TRIGGER WARNING: EXTREME GUN VIOLENCE AS WELL AS THE DEATH OF AN INFANT occur in this episode.

Rashanii joined Chill and I while hiding in his laundry room to avoid his gigantic family. Kind of like he wishes he could have back when he was locked in a room with a pile of cousins. We talked about Family Parties, Appropriation Of Political Positions, Our Favorite Childhood Toys, The Greatest New Term Describing The Friendship Between Straight Guys And Lesbians - Lesbros, Rahanii's Mamma Didn't Love Him, The Oculus Rift, Eldest V. Youngest and more.  D'SISIVE provided the track WESTCOAST from the album  VAUDEVILLE (FRIENDS FOREVER) D'SISIVE WESTCOAST from the album  VAUDEVILLE (FRIENDS FOREVER) Catch Rahanii's podcast on The Single Simulcast Rahanii's Mamma Didn't Love Him The Oculus Rift Eldest V. Youngest Family Parties Appropriation Of Political Positions Our Favorite Childhood Toys The Greatest New Term Describing The Friendship Between Straight Guys And Lesbians - Lesbros  

In this episode ULTRA DOLO joined us to discuss Their Upcoming Marriage, The Proposal, Lesbians Discussing Dick, The Lesbian-Straight Man Alliance, The Meaning of Ratchet, The Hotsauciest Vagina Ever, Scotch Bonnets, Snow Wussiness, Fuckfest 2014, Scrotal Vigilantism, Finding Work, Books That Irritate, Black Folks Telling Black History, The History of Sex, Farewell Squishy The Cat and Getting Them Off The Show Before They Started Skype Fucking.  The track this week is PAST PREACHIN' FEAT. RELIC from the MAD DUKEZ AND FRESHKILS album THE OPEN AFFAIRS EP. Enjoy! ULTRA DOLO RELIC MAD DUKEZ AND FRESHKILS THE OPEN AFFAIRS EP PAST PREACHIN' Lesbians Discussing Dick The Lesbian-Straight Man Alliance The Meaning of Ratchet The Hotsauciest Vagina Ever Scotch Bonnets Snow Wussiness Fuckfest 2014 Scrotal Vigilantism Finding Work Black Folks Telling Black History

@DaKcStork joined me for this episode. We discussed Nursing School, Podcasting Changing The World, Being Inspired By Nurses, His Relationships and Kids, His Tours of Duty In Iraq, The Perils of Medicine, The Limitations of Machines, His Experience in The Fort Hood Shooting, Gay Marriage, Being a Father, Being a Father of Girls, Hunting, Remembering Dial Up, Remembering the 90's. THE EXTREMITIES W./ FRACTION, PRINCE PO AND MAYA KILLTRON provided the track THE GETAWAY from the album REFRESH   @DaKcStork THE EXTREMITIES W./ FRACTION, PRINCE PO AND MAYA KILLTRON THE GETAWAY REFRESH The Perils of Medicine Nursing School Podcasting Changing The World Being Inspired By Nurses His Relationships and Kids His Tours of Duty In Iraq The Limitations of Machines His Experience in The Fort Hood Shooting Gay Marriage Being a Father Being a Father of Girls Hunting Remembering Dial Up Remembering the 90's

CHEMDA from the Keith And The Girl podcast joined us (that's right, she's BACK!) and showed us how its done. We covered Podcasting Partnerless, Strap-On The Snowman, "Candyland" Orgasms, Why Keith Might Not Want To Do The Show, Sex After Getting Engaged, Chill Got Engaged!, Adulthood Sucks, Hippy Chill, Chemda Food, Soft-Ass Jew Food, When Interviews Go Wrong, So Proud Of Lauren. FRACTION & FRESH KILS provided the track CHANGE from the album EXTRA SCIENCE for the music this week. Thanks and Love to Chonilla.com, Love from Hali to Miami.   CHEMDA FRACTION & FRESH KILS CHANGE EXTRA SCIENCE Keith And The Girl podcast Chill is BACK! Podcasting Partnerless Strap-On The Snowman "Candyland" Orgasms Why Keith Might Not Want To Do The Show Sex After Getting Engaged Chill Got Engaged! Adulthood Sucks Hippy Chill Chemda Food Soft-Ass Jew Food When Interviews Go Wrong So Proud Of Lauren

RASHANII joined me for a great conversation without Chill: sorry folks, the Vagcation continues. We talked about Being a Kid in the Snow, Doo-Doo Down the Leg, Catch a Tigger by the Toe? Really?, Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood, Hanging out on the Bottom of the Pay Scale, So Many Jobs So Many Kids, Indigo and The West African Slave Trade, Where The Blues Got Its Name, Africville, Customer Service and Treating Workers Like People. Awesome. The D-SISIVE track I LOVE A GIRL is the song this episode and it can be found on the album VAUDEVILLE(FRIENDS FOREVER). Much love to Chonilla, Chill and all the listeners. Love from Hali to Miami.    RASHANII Vagcation Continues Being a Kid in the Snow Doo-Doo Down the Leg Catch a Tigger by the Toe? Really?Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood Hanging out on the Bottom of the Pay Scale So Many Jobs So Many Kids Indigo and The West African Slave Trade Where The Blues Got Its Name Africville Customer Service and Treating Workers Like People

FRESH KILS & RAP LEGEND JESSE DANGEROUSLY joined me for part three in the Chill out series. Chill less series? Whatever, Chill is still off getting it in. We talked as Jesse walked home through a cold Ottawa night and despite my exhaustion they killed it. We discussed Touring, Being the Smartestest Canadian in America, Andrew's Incurable Jungle Fever, Immortalizing Girlfriends in Your Art, Being A Good White Person and Not Misleading The Sweet Little Black Children.  RAP LEGEND JESSE DANGEROUSLY provided the music with his new single A MORE BLESSED PERFECTION. www.peterdiamond.ca sponsored this episode. I miss you Chill, you are the best. Thanks and Love to Chonilla, Love from Hali to Miami. FRESH KILS RAP LEGEND JESSE DANGEROUSLY A MORE BLESSED PERFECTION Chill is still off getting it in Touring Being the Smartestest Canadian in America Immortalizing Girlfriends in Your Art Being A Good White Person Andrew's Incurable Jungle Fever Not Misleading The Sweet Little Black Children www.peterdiamond.ca

This episode is part 2 in my lonely trek across the desolate and forlorn wasteland that is my quivering, pasty white soul without my Chill. Really I got to interview a hero of mine who I still can't believe took the time out for us. DON BARRIS and MARY JANE GREEN joined me from a secret car somewhere in West Hollywood California probably. We discussed Don's Huge Hog, Michigan, Origins of The Big 3 Project, Fund Anything.com: The Big 3 Project, Touring with Dice, Deathsquad Network, Advice for New Comics, The Ding Dong Show and a ton more. They were amazing and if you aren't listening to and supporting Don's work you should be. D'SISIVE provided the music with the track NEVER KNEW ME from the album VAUDEVILLE. Thanks as always to Sherley and Clove! Love from Hali to Miami. DON BARRIS MARY JANE GREEN Don's Huge Hog Michigan Origins of The Big 3 Project The Ding Dong Show Fund Anything.com: The Big 3 Project Touring with Dice Deathsquad Network Advice for New Comics

This is the first episode during Chill's vacation and therefore I was miserably distraught and nearly inconsolable. However, JESS WOOD joined me and we got our ratchet on. We talked about Winning The Asshole Award, her Subway Butt Plug Incident, Government Health Care, Gang Violence In L.A. and how much Jess Wood Hates Your Kids. FRACTION & FRESH KILS supplied the music with the title track from the album EXTRA SCIENCE JESS WOOD | @TheJessWood | jesswood1 via youtube Winning The Asshole Award Subway Butt Plug Incident Government Health Care Gang Violence In L.A. Jess Wood Hates Your Kids FRACTION & FRESH KILS: EXTRA SCIENCE