It’s been a long time. We’re sorry. It won’t happen again. (Unless there’s some sort of extinction meteor. Then it might happen again.)

Topics from episode 24 (in no particular order):
-Sean Avery quit a play in a hilarious way, because of course he did
-The dangers of too much sushi
-A Duggar update, because you were going to be disappointed if we didn’t give you one, be honest.
-Congrats to the Pens for locking up an average goaltender.
-Phil Kessel probably drives a tow truck in a parallel universe
-Dishonor For Connor update
-Katie and Tally are bad at being bad at fantasy hockey

Talk to us:
Katie: @katie_brown47 or [email protected]
Tally: @live2tivo or [email protected]

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Katie and Tally discuss terrible hockey movies and even more terrible Canadian TV shows with special guest Sara Petyk.

Topics from episode 23 (in no particular order)
-Why everyone should come to Decatur
-Hockey news during the summer is exhausting
-Degrassi (which is not the terrible Canadian TV show mentioned above)
-Breakaway is a terrible movie and you should all watch it
-The Littlest Hobo is a terrible TV show and you shouldn’t watch it
-The Speedy Sighns’ intangibles
-Sara drops some rec league knowledge on us
-Pittsburgh slang
-Dogs jumping out of airplanes
-Robot children
-All of our childhood favorites are weird

Breakaway here
The Littlest Hobo here (Watch at your own risk)
Greg and Donny here
Small Wonder here
Catdog here

Talk to us here.
Katie: @katie_brown47 or [email protected]
Tally: @live2tivo or [email protected]
Sara: @sarainpgh

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In which Katie and Tally don’t talk about hockey all that much and make no apologies for it. Would you rather hear about arbitration? Probably not.

Topics from episode 22 (in no particular order):
-Tally’s tires are now a recurring topic on the podcast
-T-shirts with boobs
-Katie drinks at Whole Foods
-Murder Kroger
-Really, just a lot of things about grocery stores
-Southern hospitality makes Tally feel old
-We’re going to be watching hockey movies, so give us suggestions
-Henrik’s underwear

To inquire about employment at Club Risque, you can reach us in the following places:
Katie- @katie_brown47 or [email protected]
Tally- @live2tivo or [email protected]

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Katie and Tally went to the NHL draft, and it was awesome until they got stranded outside of a strip club for over two hours.

Topics from episode 21 in no particular order:
-The Kings won the Cup (yeah, it’s been that long since our last episode)
-Strip clubs
-Jukebox heroes
-The draft
-Booing Gary Bettman
-Rum and coke tastebuds
-Jeff Marek’s weird coffee
-Steve Yzerman kept us up all night
-Tow truck selfies
-Claude Giroux
-Dishonor for Connor

Katie is on Twitter @katie_brown47 or email [email protected]
Tally is on Twitter @live2tivo or email [email protected]

Katie and Tally talk about hockey and TLC shows. That’s how we roll.

-Tally went to a hockey game. She talks about that
-The upper levels are where it’s at
-Tally’s wishful thinking bracket is doing well
-Katie’s logic bracket, not so much
-Breaking News: Sidney Crosby is the best player in the NHL
-Popsicles
-PK Subban is the best
-Katie and Tally talk about 19 Kids and Counting
-Katie and Tally fail at connecting 19 Kids and Counting back to hockey
-Zamboni rides are not for everyone

Talk about 19 Kids and Counting with us.
Katie is on Twitter @katie_brown47 or email [email protected]
Tally is on Twitter @live2tivo or email [email protected]

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In which Tally and Katie sing significantly less than you’d expect for how much they talk about song parodies and musicals. But there is a tiny bit of singing.

Topics from episode 19, in no particular order:
-Katie is happy with how MAF has been playing
-Tally is not happy with how MAF has been playing
-Katie and Tally’s hypothetical double wedding will occur in Chicago
-Things that bring all the boys to the yard
-Males need to chill about how many teams Tally likes
-Pie
-We don’t alienate Wild fans
-Hockey vs musicals
-Tally’s parents are obsessed with Nashville
-Unfortunately, Jordie Benn’s birth name is Jordan
-Whose Apartment Smells Worse?: Kessel vs Seguin

Tally’s song.
Peter’s song.
Eliza’s song.
Disclaimer: Girls Just Wanna Have Puck takes no responsibility for these songs getting stuck in your head for eternity. Listen at your own risk.

Also, Erik Karlsson’s Tumblr.

Cheer about Fleury with Katie on Twitter @katie_brown47 or email [email protected]
Jeer about Fleury with Tally on Twitter @live2tivo or email [email protected]

In which Katie and Tally propose an alternative to the #BucciOvertimeChallenge. It’s going to be a thing.

-Katie and Tally disagree on something
-Tally makes a really bad analogy, but hopes you think it’s funny anyway
-Katie wants to marry playoff OT
-#PaintItOrange. The thing we were trying to think of was #PaintItOrange
-Tally likes the Habs now. She tried. She really tried. But she failed
-The podcast was recorded on the perfect date, but was not uploaded on the perfect date. #sorrynotsorry
-Katie makes @mupsalert a thing
-Hashtags galore!
-Phil Kessel learned how to spell “tries”

Listen to “The Loophole” (NSFW) here.
Follow @MupsAlert here
Proof that “Chelsea Dagger” is a perf goal song here.

If you’re the embodiment of playoff OT and want to marry Katie, you can reach her @katie_brown47 or email [email protected]
If you want to talk about Garfunkel and Oates or the brilliance of Chelsea Dagger with Tally, you can reach her @live2tivo or email [email protected]

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Katie picks teams through logic. Tally picks teams based on wishful thinking. We’re probably both wrong.

Topics from episode 017 (in no particular order):
-The playoffs (because it’s the Cup)
-The Katniss (?) of a potential Pens/Flyers series
-Related note: Tally hasn’t read The Hunger Games yet, please don’t spoil her
-Not putting our picks in the info, because that makes it too easy for y’all to come back and tell us we were wrong. If you’re going to rub it in our faces, you have to work for it
-Tally follows Patrick Kane’s barber on Twitter, and she’s not ashamed
-The difference between Seattle and St Louis
-Hockey players are co-dependent, and it’s hilarious
-Lol Canadian hockey teams
-#PlayoffFleury

To tell Katie how wrong she is, you can find her on Twitter @katie_brown47 or email [email protected]

To tell Tally how wrong she is, you can find her on Twitter @live2tivo or email [email protected]

Tally and Katie are joined by Greg Wyshynski of Yahoo Sports who shares Sochi horror stories (timely!), argues with Tally about How I Met Your Mother (FINALE SPOILERS!), and declares Girls Just Wanna Have Puck the Frasier to MvsW’s Cheers.

Topics from Episode 016 (in no particular order):
-HIMYM FINALE SPOILERS (Again, you have been warned)
-Chugging vodka in an airport
-Juice cleanses
-Why Phil Kessel is a package deal with Tyler Bozak
-Ted Mosby is a jerk
-Air Bud again (it’s a thing now)
-Remember when everyone laughed when Giroux said the Flyers were going to make the playoffs? Well, those people can suck it
-Dishonor for Connor and McLosing for McDavid?
-Playoff overtime and why it is the best
-Baseball, but not a lot, so don’t let that discourage you from listening
-Fox hunting

For a good time, continue following Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski (because, let’s be real, if you’re listening to this, you already follow Wysh).

If you want to commiserate about the Caps, contact Katie on Twitter @katie_brown47 or email [email protected]

If you want to commiserate about HIMYM, contact Tally on Twitter @live2tivo or email [email protected]

In which Katie and Tally bemoan the youths of America and talk about wearing your fandom on your sleeve.

Topics from episode 015 (in no particular order):

-How people express their hockey fandom
-#AskNeal
-Fans of other sports are crazy
-Paper classes
-Katie was a horse girl
-Tally was a Latin nerd
-Hockey slang
-Katie’s ankle can tell when it’s raining
-River Monsters is horrifying
-Zac Rinaldo is a bullshark
-Jeff Skinner is an infant

If you want to help Tally with a secret project that may or may not involve shoving shaving cream in Katie’s face at the draft, hit her up on Twitter @live2tivo or email [email protected]

If you want to talk about horses and Animal Planet shows, reach out to Katie @katie_brown47 or email [email protected]

Thanks for eavesdropping.

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Katie and Tally are joined by Chris Gordon from Russian Machine Never Breaks to talk about the various ways that hockey players (specifically the Caps) fail at life and hockey.

Topics from Episode 014 (in no particular order):

-Hockey players are dumb
-Everything you ever wanted to know about Air Bud but were afraid to ask
-Press box food and the important difference between Fruit by the Foot and Fruit Roll Ups
-Katie’s mom is a Jay Beagle fangirl
-Flipper the flip phone
-Cars and the psyche of Prius drivers
-The importance of shirseys
-Western conference points vs Eastern conference points
-Canadians can’t spell
-Droids vs iPhones
-#FreeBooks

Follow Chris on Twitter @chris_gordon

For iPad related conversations, you can find Katie on Twitter @katie_brown47. Or email [email protected]

If you can hook Tally up with a Blake Wheeler Thrashers shirsey, hit her up on Twitter @live2tivo or email [email protected]

Thanks for eavesdropping