We're Here to Help
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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way. Want to call in? Email your question to [email protected].
- 1 hour 30 minutes153: Two Lawyers and a Doctor & PFF (with Katie Nolan)
Jake and Gareth welcome special guest Katie Nolan (Casuals Podcast) for this bonus episode. First, they try to get a caller more time with her niece by "brownmailing" her sister. Later, they weigh in on the pettiest 30 for 30 of all time.
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12 March 2025, 7:30 am - 1 hour 10 minutes152: Garage Talk & Bag of Rice
The guys help a caller process the Hellish discovery that his mom's boyfriend has received a penile implant. Later, they help an employee at a non-profit tactfully redirect a strange donor's generosity. Plus, a follow up from Ep. 151 "Thanks for the Memor-Trees."
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10 March 2025, 7:30 am - 1 hour 18 minutes151: Thanks for the Memor-Trees & Fluid Wars
Jake and Gareth help a caller create an epic sendoff for a beloved treehouse. Later, the guys go back to college and help a house of senior girls whose neighbors won't stop pissing on their window. Plus, a heartbreaking follow-up to the saga of Gandalf the Duck (from Ep. 143: Psychological Warfare & Duck Daddy).
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3 March 2025, 8:30 am - 1 hour 27 minutes150: Pod Wars: The Lamorne Tapes
On this bonus episode, Jake and Gareth address the Pod War by reluctantly sharing a recent video showing Lamorne's true nature, and the guys watch leaked footage showing the disturbing relationship between Lamorne and Kyle (Keith?) on The Lamorning After.
But truly, the guys would like to bury the hatchet, and in honor of their good pal, they are re-releasing two all-time classic Lamorne helper episodes. First, a caller is afraid her friends saw her having too much fun on the couch while cat-sitting. Later, the guys record a maid-of-honor toast.
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27 February 2025, 8:30 am - 1 hour 29 seconds149: On My Knees & Don't Call Me Daddy
The guys help a veteran who is being bullied by her son's librarian. Later, they help a caller brainstorm alternatives to his wife's favorite sexy nickname. Plus, an update from the owners of two giant inflatable pigs from Ep. 121: Very Important Pigs (with Steve Berg).
Watch the original Ep. 121 on Patreon.
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24 February 2025, 8:30 am - 29 minutes 26 seconds148: Mommy & Daddy & Biff Wiff
For this special Thursday bonus episode, the guys honor their friend, the great Biff Wiff, who passed away last week with a new intro and a re-release of Biff Wiff's time as a guest helper. Jake and Gareth try to get Biff to buy in on the premise of the show, in this case, helping a caller whose wife still calls her parents mommy and daddy, from Ep. 64: A Prince Among Rats.
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20 February 2025, 8:30 am - 1 hour 43 minutes147: Cooking In Soup & Long Island Lisa (with Michael Cera)
The guys are joined by special guest Michael Cera for a special deluxe episode. First, they help a mild-mannered office worker discourage his neighbors from hot tubbing in the nude. Next, they problem-solve a parenting dilemma with a mom whose daughter likes her alter-ego better than her. Last, they help a hopeless romantic with a knack for finding sentimental letters return an intimate love note to its original owner.
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17 February 2025, 8:30 am - 1 hour 5 minutes146: Sweatpant Wedgie Butt & Filthy Granny
The guys help a caller brainstorm what to do about her coworker's distracting wedgie. Later, a British caller asks for advice about his morning walk, which is regularly interrupted by an old woman shouting explicit insults.
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10 February 2025, 8:30 am - 58 minutes 55 seconds145: The Ballad of Mrs. Gingerbread & Always Wear a Condom
Jake and Gareth stumble on a bonafide hit single, thanks to a caller whose "cat voice" is annoying her partner. Plus, the guys help a pair of sisters punch up a groan-worthy joke that is ruining family gatherings.
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3 February 2025, 8:30 am - 51 minutes 43 seconds144: My Strange Q-Tip Addiction & The I Hate Brittany Club
The guys help a caller who wants to fit in with her best friend’s family. Later, a caller asks for help moderating her boyfriend’s Q-tip obsession.
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27 January 2025, 8:30 am - 1 hour 4 minutes143: Psychological Warfare & Duck Daddy (Season 2 Premiere)
Aaaaand we’re back! In their first call of the new season, Jake and Gareth chat with a high school teacher who wants to bring a local petty thief to justice. Later, they help someone brainstorm how to break up with a duck. Plus, a follow-up with a superhero-loving dad from Ep. 124: We're Aging Like Presidents.
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