Welcome back to the Proper True Yarn Podcast, where the yarns are big, the laughs are louder, and the true stories? Well, they’re as wild as they come. This week, we’re joined by the legend himself, Jeff Perot, who’s got a stack of tales from the outback—and this one is full of snakes, scares, and a bloody hilarious cockatoo caper.

First up, Jeff tells us the story of Fred Waterson and a run-in with a ten-foot black-headed python. Fred’s fear of snakes is no match for Jeff’s sense of humor, as he tricks Fred into getting up close and personal with the snake in an old mailbag. But things take a wild turn when Fred gets the shock of his life, sending the truck swerving through a tight corner and stripping both side mirrors off. Fred’s terror and Jeff’s storytelling? Unforgettable.

Then, we move on to a yarn from Jeff's boxing days, where he was thrown into the ring with McGill the Gorilla—a fight that might have been rigged, but not in the way Jeff had planned. With help from his mate Doughy, a former light heavyweight champion, Jeff takes us through a series of wild moves and codes in the ring, teaching us all that boxing (and life) isn’t always what it seems.

And to top it all off, there’s a story about Bob Cooper and his lost cockatoo. When the bird escapes, Jeff and his mate Peter find themselves with an unexpected guest... until Bob comes back from holiday and wants to reward them for their "rescue" efforts. But what Jeff didn’t count on was the cockatoo's true fate. It’s a yarn with a twist and some classic outback humor.

It’s another cracker of an episode from Jeff, filled with unexpected turns, laughs, and a whole lot of adventure. Tune in, strap in, and get ready for a ride through the wildest stories Australia has to offer.

#propertrueyarn

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the Proper True Yarn Podcast, where the yarns are wild, the laughs are loud, and the stories are proper true—maybe with just a bit of extra seasoning. This episode features none other than the legendary Jeff Perot, who’s got a treasure trove of outrageous tales straight from the Aussie outback.

First, Jeff takes us back to a snake-killing adventure that nearly ends in disaster, with a shot that blows a garden rake sky-high and sends the whole crew into a panic. And then there’s the time Jeff ended up in a hospital with an infection, but ended up dodging a "harpoon needle" and making a daring escape in full cowboy regalia, only to get caught by the cops.

We also get a wild yarn about legless lizards and metho, with a hilarious twist involving Jeff's mate "Gnarly Ryan." Not to mention a kitchen disaster starring Mrs. Mahoney, a cook whose culinary skills were... let's just say, unforgettable.

This episode is a proper cracker, packed with all the classic Aussie humor, outback mischief, and Jeff’s legendary storytelling. You won’t want to miss it!

#propertrueyarn

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of the Proper True Yarn podcast, we’re joined by the legendary Jeff Perot, a true character from the outback who’s lived a life full of wild stories, crazy adventures, and unforgettable yarns. Jeff takes us back to his school days at Saint Brendan’s in Yeppoon, where a mate named Bob Beasley became infamous for his hilarious blunders in class. From calling the "sick boy" a "hospital case" to clashing with a forgetful poetry recital, Bob’s antics had everyone in stitches. But it’s not just schoolyard tales; Jeff shares stories from the bush, including a hypnotism prank that left a mate with soot-covered face and a bewildered mind, and a trip down memory lane with the famous Brian Cohen—aka "The Horse Whisperer."

From a wild comedy show at school to the mischief and chaos of the Australian outback, this episode is full of laughs, oddball characters, and true Aussie grit. Get ready for a proper true yarn, as Jeff recounts some of the most bizarre and hilarious moments in his long, adventurous life. You won’t want to miss it!

#propertrueyarn

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this gripping episode of the Proper True Yarn podcast, Brian Perry shares an exclusive and emotional story from the funeral industry. A special tribute to his mate Brian, an old-school funeral director from Gladstone, who passed away after battling cancer. What was supposed to be a routine transfer turns into a disaster when Brian's hearse breaks down, leaving him stranded with a body in the back of his vehicle. From struggling with a faulty immobilizer to loading his mate into an old Hilux ute for the final journey, this episode is filled with humor, mishaps, and a bit of supernatural mischief. It’s a yarn about loyalty, friendship, and the unforgettable last laugh from beyond.

#propertrueyarnd

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this wild episode of the Proper True Yarn podcast, Brian Perry shares an epic yarn about buzzing a bloke fishing from a helicopter and scaring the shit out of his mate Knuckles in the process! After a close call with fuel and airspace, the crew swoops in to get a closer look at a massive 1.3m barra being caught, all while dodging potential disaster. From flying low over boats to tracking fish on a chopper flight tracker, this episode is packed with high-flying action, mischief, and the ultimate fishing wingman moment. Tune in for some classic yarns that will have you hooked!

#propertrueyarn

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles sits down with Bryze, a funeral director, to share some of the most bizarre, jaw-dropping funeral requests he's ever received. From families wanting to retrieve gold seeds from the deceased's body to requests for a Prince Albert piercing removal, nothing is off-limits. Brian also dives into the world of extravagant funerals, including $60,000 coffins and multi-generational mausoleums, revealing the surprising costs behind some of the most lavish send-offs. Tune in for an unforgettable conversation that goes beyond the grave.

#propertrueyarn

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this epic return episode of Proper True Yarn, Knuckles sits down with Bryze, a man who's turned 80 cents into a car—and then some! Bryze, our first-ever return guest, takes us on a wild ride through his hustle-filled journey of flipping items, finding hidden treasures, and making some seriously savvy moves.

Starting with nothing but a few 20-cent pieces he found on the ground, Bryze shares how he leveraged his keen eye and a little bit of creativity to grow that humble 80 cents into nearly $800 in profit. From garage sales to eBay flips, vintage manuals, a dodgy council camera, and even a second-hand tinny, he’s turned trash into treasure more times than he can count. But it’s not all smooth sailing—there are some ups, some downs, and of course, a few cheeky gambles along the way.

If you're curious about how to hustle, flip, and turn small change into big wins, Bryze’s yarn is the one to listen to. And for those following along on his journey, don’t forget to check out his Instagram page, Found $0.80, where he documents every step of his incredible transformation.

Tune in to hear the full yarn, and remember, sometimes the smallest finds lead to the biggest rewards.

Follow Bryze's journey on Instagram:

Found $0.80 — @found80cents

#propertrueyarn

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahoy, mates! This episode of Proper True Yarn is a real cracker as Knuckles’ good mate, Bryze, fills in as host and sits down with none other than the Aussie Pirate himself—Jason Mitchell, the legendary mud crab wrangler, and former Beetle Percy Island lessee. From wild adventures on the water to some hilarious antics at a North Queensland wedding, this yarn is packed with pirate-inspired chaos, unforgettable characters, and a couple of drinks to keep things flowing.

The yarn kicks off with a hilarious account of Bryze and his mate attending a wedding in Townsville, where the cold weather caught the Queenslanders by surprise and had them huddling by the fire. But it wasn’t long before a classic pirate moment unfolded as the Aussie Pirate himself was handed a coconut full of rum—straight up, no mixer—and the tale of hydration began.

From there, things only got wilder. The lads head to the casino, where an unexpected gang of red-hatted pirates appears out of nowhere, stealing the Aussie Pirate’s thunder. But not to be outdone, Bryze (with a bit of help from his trusty thong) makes sure the pirate world knows who’s boss. Then it’s off to Magnetic Island for some sun-soaked shenanigans, where Bryze discovers the true meaning of "pubs being the official sunblock of North Queensland."

Through all the laughs and chaos, one thing’s for sure—there’s never a dull moment when Bryze and the Aussie Pirate are in the mix. Don’t miss this rollicking episode full of pirate hats, rum, and good old Aussie humor. And keep an eye out for Bryze’s upcoming adventures, including a potential chopper ride and more wild yarns to come!

Follow the Aussie Pirate:

• TikTok: @AussiePirate

Tune in for more Proper True Yarn and grab yourself a cold one while you’re at it—this episode is one you won’t want to miss!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this special episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Knuckles is away, so Bryze steps in to host with the legendary Jason “The Pirate” Mitchell, a local icon from Stanage Bay. The Pirate shares tales of baralaba bashing, cooking up monster mud crabs for the Mad Hueys, and navigating the wild mangrove creeks like a pro. Dive into the life of a crab wrangler as Jason relives catching record-breaking crabs, explains how kangaroo makes the best bait, and even recounts tying up crabs with his pirate leg.

Get insights into Stanage Bay’s pristine lifestyle, big tides, and even bigger yarns. If you’ve ever dreamed of island hopping, catching trophy fish, or living off the land, this episode will inspire your next adventure. Don’t miss the details on how to book your own Stanage Bay trip with the Spanish Bay Fishing Lodge—Google it and let the Pirate guide your next escape!

#propertrueyarn

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Tiny Michael is back with unforgettable yarns and answers to some wild guest questions. From his unexpected first purchase with a billion-dollar windfall to a chaotic Anzac Day windshield mishap, Tiny’s got stories for days. Listen in as he spills on his most famous encounters, shares pick-up lines straight from the butcher’s shop, and recalls the chaos of a 300-person brawl. Plus, the unforgettable moment when his mum served dog food at her 50th! Raw, hilarious, and unfiltered—this is Proper True Yarn at its finest.

#propertrueyarn

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this no-holds-barred episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Tiny dives into his wildest security gigs, from reuniting Jimmy Barnes with his car keys in a small-town concert to witnessing an all-out 300-person brawl. Things heat up as he recalls an eye-popping strip club encounter and wraps up with the unpredictable chaos of Mud Balls and Music. Packed with laughs and jaw-dropping tales, this episode is a wild ride through the untamed side of Aussie life!

#propertrueyarn

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.