Rojan rolls into the studio wearing a bubble skirt that Ollie says looks like “a nappy rolled into a dress,” while he’s flexing mismatched socks and an Australia Day hat no one asked for. Fashion? Dead on arrival.

They roast family Christmases—forced bonding, random lunch guests, and Persian-ified traditions (right after Ollie accidentally calls Rojan Serbian—he’s lucky to still be alive). The Ins and Outs List gets wild: bubble skirts are IN, run clubs and P Diddy are OUT, and doomscrolling can die already.

It’s festive, dysfunctional, and full of bad takes. 🎄

Ollie and Ro welcome Tim Abbott—meme king, podcast fan, and self-invited guest who slid into the guest seat like he owned it.

The crew revisits the heated barefoot-in-the-office debate (spoiler: it’s still gross), unpacks Lily Philips’ wild plan to bed 1,000 dudes in a day, and bond over their mutual beef with radicalised Swifties.

Tim also opens up about his restless energy, the highs and lows of the online world, and the struggle of pretending to adult while staying true to his chaos.

Ollie hates toes, Ro defends demonic vibes, and somewhere in there, we accidentally solve Australia’s housing crisis (not really). We unpack the CEO killer drama—hero or psycho?—while reminiscing about millennial childhood trauma and screaming about Birkenstock stains. Plus, the ultimate debate: toes in the office—freedom or felony?

Ollie kicks things off with Baby Chino, a song so weird Ro demands it becomes a TikTok trend.

They dive into Aussie slang drama—apparently, calling someone “champ” is the ultimate insult—and Ollie flexes his nerdy superpower by naming every U.S. president. Ro interrupts a lot (classic), but they somehow pull off an improv.

Grandpa Joe hits 300 years old, and we still can’t figure out how to turn off his machine. Ollie spirals into TikTok jealousy and Rojan admits to being an Instagram-blocking, journal-reading psycho back in her relationship rookie days. We talk Love Is Blind Habibie and how one man lost his girl to belly dancing. Plus, Katy Perry ruins a mum’s life, a sex doll causes a roadside scandal, and why Aussie music has gone to shit.

What would you prefer: real c*nt or fake nice? Would you actually like yourself if you met you? And what’s the deal with armrests on planes? Ollie shares the tragic tale of his Stan audition and reveals why he’s probably not winning an Oscar anytime soon.

Another ep in the bank.

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Ollie asks Ro if she scored $2 million from his scratchy, would she share? Ro discusses into her “engagement ring nightmare,” laying down some brutal ground rules: no Gollum-inspired, medieval vibes, please.

Ollie accuses Ro of letting one rip in the office kitchen. Ro’s got a defense ready (“squeaky shoes”), but Ollie’s dead-set on exposing her.

They spiral into a TikTok black hole, dissecting the “Muslim Undertaker” and casually discussing life after death.

Ro's a blood-sucking vampire, Ollie's a Soprano, and it’s the chaotic Halloween special.

We try the Dua Lipa pickle drink (tastes like a Big Mac?), Ollie’s dead Papa drops in for a ghostly beatdown, and Ro’s plant spontaneously combusts – or was it a glitch in the matrix?

Spooky stories, jalapeño juice, and self-love confessions.

Happy Halloween, degenerates.

Ollie’s rocking sockless shoes and crusty lips, while Rojan relives her childhood trauma of losing Snowy Marshmallow—her family’s fluffy white dog (spoiler: the parents gave it away). We talk traffic jams, bush pit stops, and a confession about a BBQ-scented… well, you'll just have to listen. Plus, Ollie’s casual approach to life (and stains) vs. Rojan’s obsession with getting the podcast branding just right.

Ollie is convinced Ro's obsession with professionalism is killing their vibe, but Ro insists on making press releases a thing. Things get spicy with Persian crackers, a Mormon soda fact, and a poorly executed fast food improv skit that might just be the cringiest thing yet. Along the way, childhood bullying comes up, Ollie admits to crying during The Whale, and Ro confesses a cringe-worthy car incident.