What would you prefer: real c*nt or fake nice? Would you actually like yourself if you met you? And what’s the deal with armrests on planes? Ollie shares the tragic tale of his Stan audition and reveals why he’s probably not winning an Oscar anytime soon.

Another ep in the bank.

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Ollie asks Ro if she scored $2 million from his scratchy, would she share? Ro discusses into her “engagement ring nightmare,” laying down some brutal ground rules: no Gollum-inspired, medieval vibes, please.

Ollie accuses Ro of letting one rip in the office kitchen. Ro’s got a defense ready (“squeaky shoes”), but Ollie’s dead-set on exposing her.

They spiral into a TikTok black hole, dissecting the “Muslim Undertaker” and casually discussing life after death.

Ro's a blood-sucking vampire, Ollie's a Soprano, and it’s the chaotic Halloween special.

We try the Dua Lipa pickle drink (tastes like a Big Mac?), Ollie’s dead Papa drops in for a ghostly beatdown, and Ro’s plant spontaneously combusts – or was it a glitch in the matrix?

Spooky stories, jalapeño juice, and self-love confessions.

Happy Halloween, degenerates.

Ollie’s rocking sockless shoes and crusty lips, while Rojan relives her childhood trauma of losing Snowy Marshmallow—her family’s fluffy white dog (spoiler: the parents gave it away). We talk traffic jams, bush pit stops, and a confession about a BBQ-scented… well, you'll just have to listen. Plus, Ollie’s casual approach to life (and stains) vs. Rojan’s obsession with getting the podcast branding just right.

Ollie is convinced Ro's obsession with professionalism is killing their vibe, but Ro insists on making press releases a thing. Things get spicy with Persian crackers, a Mormon soda fact, and a poorly executed fast food improv skit that might just be the cringiest thing yet. Along the way, childhood bullying comes up, Ollie admits to crying during The Whale, and Ro confesses a cringe-worthy car incident.

Ollie declares Sneaky Sound System as his personal entrance theme, Ro questions whether Candy Shop is hers. Ollie casually admits to flashing his dad-bod during Nadia’s corporate Zoom call. He's unemployed.

A listener confesses to licking a friend's urine (not a kink, allegedly), leaving Ollie barely holding it together while Ro tries to move on from the “urine slurp heard 'round the world.

Ollie’s convinced Ro’s obsession with getting constant feedback is killing the pod, but Ro’s all about the critiques. This week, Ollie talks about his latest DIY disaster—a dollhouse for Nadia that Ro rates a solid 5/10, calling it more "murder scene" than romantic gesture. Ollie defends his “golden penis” status in the family, while Ro embarrasses herself in a geography quiz.

Ollie kicks off by comparing his “punchable face” to Ro’s .While Ro calls out his mysterious weight loss phase (spoiler: gastritis). Ollie recounts his dollhouse creation during Nadia’s birthday celebration—creepy or cute? Ro isn’t sure.

A listener confesses to stealing from their own girlfriend, blaming it on an innocent housemate, leaving Ollie spiraling into a rant about childhood theft.

Bye for now, coming back different x

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