The Cologne Podcast

Myke & Ryan

Join best friends Myke and Ryan as they take on the world of fragrances with unfiltered humor and uneducated opinions. Each episode, they'll sniff out a new scent and give their honest, foul-mouthed review. From high-end colognes to drugstore bargains, no fragrance is off-limits. Brace yourself for an irreverent, no-holds-barred approach to fragrance reviews.

  • 29 minutes 5 seconds
    #306 - Mefisto by Xerjoff: Myke and Ryan Can't Agree

    Can colors have distinct smells? We explore this intriguing question with a side of laughter as we embark on a whimsical fragrance journey. Ever wondered what "blue" smells like? From nostalgic college stories to the fine art of crafting mixed CDs, our discussion meanders into the world of scents with a humorous twist. Lamar Noir by Kajal makes an unexpected cameo as a powerhouse fragrance with beastly longevity, definitely not for the faint-hearted. And yes, we’re giving away a juicy bottle of Mefisto, so stick around!

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    20 January 2025, 6:00 am
  • 37 minutes 10 seconds
    #305 - Lamar Noir by Kajal

    This episode, we unpack the tantalizing notes of Kajal's Lamar Noir, an intriguing blend that immediately sparks a playful debate. Jonesox’s review gives us a good laugh, while memories of our own linguistic missteps with words like "persnickety" remind us that exploring scents is as much about personal stories as it is about the fragrances themselves. Special guest Laci joins with her vibrant enthusiasm, sharing her passionate thoughts on this unisex perfume that bridges the gap between the feminine Lamar and the masculine Kajal IV.

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    13 January 2025, 6:00 am
  • 33 minutes 1 second
    #304 - Tonka Cola By Mancera: Season 6 Episode 01

    What if a fragrance could bridge the gap between youthful exuberance and elegant sophistication? Join us as we kick off Season 6 of the Cologne Podcast by recounting an unforgettable evening in Milan. With noses slightly more seasoned, Myke and Ryan jump into the scent-sational world of fragrances, sharing their impressions of Mancera's Tonka Cola, which left a striking impression during an Italian Uber ride. From the bold blend of cola and cinnamon to the subtle gasoline undertones of Diptyque's Eau Rhila, our noses guide us on a journey through scent and memory.

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    6 January 2025, 6:00 am
  • 27 minutes 7 seconds
    #303 - Final Episode of Season 5: Eau Rihla by Diptyque

    Picture this: you're standing in Neiman Marcus, entranced by the allure of a bold leather fragrance that whispers promises of untold olfactory adventures. That's exactly where Myke found himself, sparking an aromatic journey that marks the finale of our fifth season. We explore this potent scent, drawing comparisons to ombre leather, and share insights from Fragrantica reviewer Joan of Arc, who had some thoughts of her own. From berry notes to florals that emerge long after the leather subdues, each whiff tells a story, sparking debates about its place in our personal collections.

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    30 December 2024, 6:00 am
  • 5 minutes 8 seconds
    #302 - What Fragrance Do We Want For Christmas?

    Join us on a heartwarming holiday edition of the Cologne Podcast as we reminisce about fragrances tied to personal memories and reveal our Santa wish list. With the festive season upon us, we're here to sprinkle a dash of joy into your day, whether you're knee-deep in holiday shopping or savoring the sweet aroma of freshly baked pies. From tales of lost fathers and found fragrances to the friendly banter over the much-debated Crystal Saffron Extrait, this episode is a fragrant blend of nostalgia and laughter.

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    23 December 2024, 6:00 am
  • 29 minutes 42 seconds
    #301 - Tom Ford For Men Extreme: A Discontinued Disagreement

    Join us as we wax nostalgic over Tom Ford for Men Extreme, with its spicy masculine allure that some of us can't get enough of, while others are left scratching their heads—or rather, noses. We even revisit Camel Totem's laugh-out-loud review, which likens the scent to a cat's unexpected, uh, display of affection. But the fragrance follies don't end there! We get swept away by Argos's Triumph of Bacchus, a scent so complex and captivating it could make a white peach blush. Our friend Nikki joins the conversation, singing praises of its unisex charm and longevity, proving that some things do indeed last forever!

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    16 December 2024, 6:00 am
  • 27 minutes 42 seconds
    #300 - Triumph of Bacchus by Argos: A Female's Perspective

    Ever smelled something that reminds you of food leftovers? We sure have, and on our 300th episode of the Cologne Podcast, returning guest Nikki joins us to revisit a fragrance that's as nostalgic as it is controversial. We find ourselves laughing over a review comparing it to Thanksgiving leftovers and fondly remember Nikki's kitchen skills. As we move on to our one-night stand review of M. Micallef's Red Colorado, we agree it's decent yet not a standout in their lineup, with Nikki taking us on a nostalgic journey to Estes Park, Colorado, adding a personal touch to the episode.

    We then explore "Triumph of Bacchus," a scent that dances between sweet white peach, boozy rum, and creamy vanilla, and debate its daring bottle design. A fragrance that seems to have split opinions on its appeal, we liken it to a peach Jolly Rancher. Our conversation takes a fun turn discussing similar scents like Carlisle and Red Tobacco, and our evolving candy preferences. This exploration of "Triumphal Bacchus" wraps up with a hint of green apple and saffron, painting the full picture of this unique olfactory experience.

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    9 December 2024, 6:00 am
  • 20 minutes 54 seconds
    #299 - What did we wear for Thanksgiving?

    As the holidays approach, the warmth of Thanksgiving brings into sharp focus the importance of our human connections, especially in times of loss. We share personal stories of navigating the holiday season without loved ones and reflect on the bittersweet nature of these experiences. From aiding a friend during Christmas photo shoots to observing the often unseen struggles behind gleaming family portraits, we uncover the layers of holiday celebrations that are rarely discussed. There's a sprinkle of humor too, with an amusing tale about the chaos kids can unleash, particularly when buttermilk is involved, providing a light-hearted perspective amidst deeper reflections.

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    2 December 2024, 6:00 am
  • 31 minutes 20 seconds
    #298 - Red Colorado by M. Micallef

    Imagine stepping into the rugged beauty of Colorado with just a spritz of perfume. On this episode of the Cologne Podcast, we kick off with a shared love of the great outdoors and our anticipation for M. Micallef's Red Colorado, a fragrance that promises to bottle the essence of mountainous escapes. Alongside our stories of living and exploring the majestic landscapes of Colorado, we also reflect on our past experiences with the Boss Bottled Absolute, evaluating its lasting charm. Will Red Colorado enchant us with the scent of the wilderness and meet the high expectations set by the brand’s prior triumphs? Join us for this aromatic adventure.

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    25 November 2024, 3:00 pm
  • 42 minutes 18 seconds
    #297 - Insidious Absolue: Dan's New Fleet of Fragrances at Insider

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    Ever wondered what goes into creating a fragrance that captivates the senses and stirs emotions? We promise to unravel the artistry and ambition behind Insidious Absolue, a scent that takes inspiration from Creed's Absolu Aventus. Join us with our friend Dan @fragrance_weirdo, as we navigate the delicate balance of innovation and expectation when launching a new fragrance. Dan shares his journey in curating a range that offers both rarity and affordability, making luxury scents available to those who cherish them. Together, we explore the mature and bold characteristics of Insidious Absolue, contemplating whether it holds its own amidst fan favorites.

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    18 November 2024, 6:00 am
  • 55 minutes 27 seconds
    #296 - Boss Bottled Absolu With TLTG Reviews

    Fragrance enthusiasts, prepare for an aromatic journey as Ross from TLTG Reviews joins us to share his expert insights on the world of scents. Ever wondered why some leather notes captivate while others fall flat? Ross delves into the intriguing contrast between Boss Bottled Absolute and the somewhat disappointing Spicebomb. We take you through a reminiscence of memorable fragrances like Infrared Eau de Parfum, and explore how new releases continue to shape the landscape of olfactory delights. 

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    11 November 2024, 6:00 am
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