The Cologne Podcast

Myke & Ryan

Join best friends Myke and Ryan as they take on the world of fragrances with unfiltered humor and uneducated opinions. Each episode, they'll sniff out a new scent and give their honest, foul-mouthed review. From high-end colognes to drugstore bargains, no fragrance is off-limits. Brace yourself for an irreverent, no-holds-barred approach to fragrance reviews.

  • 5 minutes 8 seconds
    #302 - What Fragrance Do We Want For Christmas?

    Join us on a heartwarming holiday edition of the Cologne Podcast as we reminisce about fragrances tied to personal memories and reveal our Santa wish list. With the festive season upon us, we're here to sprinkle a dash of joy into your day, whether you're knee-deep in holiday shopping or savoring the sweet aroma of freshly baked pies. From tales of lost fathers and found fragrances to the friendly banter over the much-debated Crystal Saffron Extrait, this episode is a fragrant blend of nostalgia and laughter.

    Join Our Patreon

    23 December 2024, 6:00 am
  • 29 minutes 42 seconds
    #301 - Tom Ford For Men Extreme: A Discontinued Disagreement

    Join us as we wax nostalgic over Tom Ford for Men Extreme, with its spicy masculine allure that some of us can't get enough of, while others are left scratching their heads—or rather, noses. We even revisit Camel Totem's laugh-out-loud review, which likens the scent to a cat's unexpected, uh, display of affection. But the fragrance follies don't end there! We get swept away by Argos's Triumph of Bacchus, a scent so complex and captivating it could make a white peach blush. Our friend Nikki joins the conversation, singing praises of its unisex charm and longevity, proving that some things do indeed last forever!

    Join Our Patreon

    16 December 2024, 6:00 am
  • 27 minutes 42 seconds
    #300 - Triumph of Bacchus by Argos: A Female's Perspective

    Ever smelled something that reminds you of food leftovers? We sure have, and on our 300th episode of the Cologne Podcast, returning guest Nikki joins us to revisit a fragrance that's as nostalgic as it is controversial. We find ourselves laughing over a review comparing it to Thanksgiving leftovers and fondly remember Nikki's kitchen skills. As we move on to our one-night stand review of M. Micallef's Red Colorado, we agree it's decent yet not a standout in their lineup, with Nikki taking us on a nostalgic journey to Estes Park, Colorado, adding a personal touch to the episode.

    We then explore "Triumph of Bacchus," a scent that dances between sweet white peach, boozy rum, and creamy vanilla, and debate its daring bottle design. A fragrance that seems to have split opinions on its appeal, we liken it to a peach Jolly Rancher. Our conversation takes a fun turn discussing similar scents like Carlisle and Red Tobacco, and our evolving candy preferences. This exploration of "Triumphal Bacchus" wraps up with a hint of green apple and saffron, painting the full picture of this unique olfactory experience.

    Join Our Patreon

    9 December 2024, 6:00 am
  • 20 minutes 54 seconds
    #299 - What did we wear for Thanksgiving?

    As the holidays approach, the warmth of Thanksgiving brings into sharp focus the importance of our human connections, especially in times of loss. We share personal stories of navigating the holiday season without loved ones and reflect on the bittersweet nature of these experiences. From aiding a friend during Christmas photo shoots to observing the often unseen struggles behind gleaming family portraits, we uncover the layers of holiday celebrations that are rarely discussed. There's a sprinkle of humor too, with an amusing tale about the chaos kids can unleash, particularly when buttermilk is involved, providing a light-hearted perspective amidst deeper reflections.

    Join Our Patreon

    2 December 2024, 6:00 am
  • 31 minutes 20 seconds
    #298 - Red Colorado by M. Micallef

    Imagine stepping into the rugged beauty of Colorado with just a spritz of perfume. On this episode of the Cologne Podcast, we kick off with a shared love of the great outdoors and our anticipation for M. Micallef's Red Colorado, a fragrance that promises to bottle the essence of mountainous escapes. Alongside our stories of living and exploring the majestic landscapes of Colorado, we also reflect on our past experiences with the Boss Bottled Absolute, evaluating its lasting charm. Will Red Colorado enchant us with the scent of the wilderness and meet the high expectations set by the brand’s prior triumphs? Join us for this aromatic adventure.

    Join Our Patreon

    25 November 2024, 3:00 pm
  • 42 minutes 18 seconds
    #297 - Insidious Absolue: Dan's New Fleet of Fragrances at Insider

    COLOGNE15  at  Insiderparfums.com

    Ever wondered what goes into creating a fragrance that captivates the senses and stirs emotions? We promise to unravel the artistry and ambition behind Insidious Absolue, a scent that takes inspiration from Creed's Absolu Aventus. Join us with our friend Dan @fragrance_weirdo, as we navigate the delicate balance of innovation and expectation when launching a new fragrance. Dan shares his journey in curating a range that offers both rarity and affordability, making luxury scents available to those who cherish them. Together, we explore the mature and bold characteristics of Insidious Absolue, contemplating whether it holds its own amidst fan favorites.

    Join Our Patreon

    18 November 2024, 6:00 am
  • 55 minutes 27 seconds
    #296 - Boss Bottled Absolu With TLTG Reviews

    Fragrance enthusiasts, prepare for an aromatic journey as Ross from TLTG Reviews joins us to share his expert insights on the world of scents. Ever wondered why some leather notes captivate while others fall flat? Ross delves into the intriguing contrast between Boss Bottled Absolute and the somewhat disappointing Spicebomb. We take you through a reminiscence of memorable fragrances like Infrared Eau de Parfum, and explore how new releases continue to shape the landscape of olfactory delights. 

    Join Our Patreon

    11 November 2024, 6:00 am
  • 23 minutes 45 seconds
    #295 - Tom Ford for Men by Tom Ford

    Imagine being transported back to 2007, a time when the air was filled with excitement and anticipation around the launch of Tom Ford for Men. Join us as we recollect the robust, citrusy journey of this iconic fragrance, which was sent to us by none other than our friend and fragrance connoisseur, Jonathan Bleep. With a touch of humor, we share the story behind its discontinuation in 2016, our editing escapades, and how this scent became a noteworthy chapter in our fragrance explorations. Put your nose on the nostalgia as we spray and savor the timeless blend of masculine and ginger notes, reminiscing about the dossier clones that first led us to this olfactory masterpiece.

    Join Our Patreon

    4 November 2024, 6:00 am
  • 26 minutes 29 seconds
    #294 - Oud For Greatness Neo by Initio Parfums

    We are exploring the latest flanker that has stirred quite the debate. With Landon CP’s intriguing description of a "super metallic, weirdly dark green" vibe and Ryan's less favorable comparison to old balloons, we navigate our own impressions of this complex scent. As we reminisce and reflect, we embrace the nostalgia and curiosity that fragrances can bring, while acknowledging that everyone's nose tells a different story.

    Join Our Patreon

    28 October 2024, 5:00 am
  • 32 minutes 5 seconds
    #293 - Le Beau by Jean Paul Gaultier

    What's the connection between a high school locker room and a classic Jean Paul Gaultier fragrance? We explore this hilariously in our latest episode, where we dive nose-first into the intriguing world of colognes, especially focusing on La Male Le Beau. Alongside a nostalgic nod to "Last Action Hero" and caffeine-fuelled discussions courtesy of Starbucks espresso, we're surprised by how much love our La Male episodes get, even outshining our talks about Aventus. We also ponder if Paco Rabanne's Million Gold, with its sweet and soft notes, suits our personal style or if it merely mirrors Santel 33.

    Join Our Patreon

    22 October 2024, 5:00 am
  • 26 minutes 33 seconds
    #292 - Million Gold by Rabanne

    Have you ever wondered how a scent can transform your mood or define a moment? Join us, Myke and Ryan, on a fragrant escapade as we navigate through the aromatic world of Million Gold by Rabanne, a perfume that has caught our curiosity since its rebranding from the iconic Paco Rabanne. We laugh our way through a quirky review dubbed Dior Sausage, which amusingly likens a scent to curry, and revisit our evolving impressions of Memo Paris' African Leather. With its rich, boozy allure, it’s a fragrance that’s hard to forget, much like that charming one-night stand you can’t stop thinking about.

    Join Our Patreon

    21 October 2024, 5:00 am
  • More Episodes? Get the App
© MoonFM 2024. All rights reserved.