The Cologne Podcast
Myke & Ryan
Join best friends Myke and Ryan as they take on the world of fragrances with unfiltered humor and uneducated opinions. Each episode, they'll sniff out a new scent and give their honest, foul-mouthed review. From high-end colognes to drugstore bargains, no fragrance is off-limits. Brace yourself for an irreverent, no-holds-barred approach to fragrance reviews.
- 29 minutes 18 seconds#316 - Le Male Elixir Absolu By Jean Paul Gaultier
The buttery popcorn and makeup accord of Jean-Paul Gaultier's Le Male Elixir Absolu takes center stage as Myke and Ryan work through their initial skepticism about yet another "elixir" release. Their breakdown reveals a fragrance that defies expectations – sweet, slightly salty, and reminiscent of the lipstick accord found in Dior Homme. Despite one scathing online review claiming it "smells like sperm," our hosts find something genuinely appealing in this sophisticated designer offering.
3 April 2025, 5:00 am - 31 minutes 52 seconds#315 - Acqua Di Gio Elixir: Ryan Lost His Mind
When a fragrance line has been part of your identity for years, a new release can feel like reuniting with an old friend. But what happens when that reunion goes horribly wrong?
31 March 2025, 5:00 am - 31 minutes 52 seconds#314 - Dior Homme Parfum 2025: Masterpiece or Reformulation Disaster?
Dior Homme Parfum 2025 takes some unexpected turns - including a rather significant spill that turns our recording table into an impromptu diffuser! As we analyze the notes of iris, amber, patchouli and vetiver, we contrast our experiences with community feedback and grapple with an important question: should reformulations be judged on their own merits, or forever live in the shadow of their predecessors?
24 March 2025, 5:00 am - 35 minutes 15 seconds#313 - Purple Accento by Xerjoff: An Italian Exclusive
Ready for a $800 fragrance giveaway? Grab your favorite beverage and settle in as we unbox and review Xerjoff's luxurious Purple Accento – a limited edition fragrance with a hefty price tag that's about to find its way to one very lucky Patreon supporter.
This dreamsicle-like scent opens with notes of pineapple, mandarin, and orange before transitioning to loganberry, pink pepper, and jasmine, finally settling into a comfortable base of vanilla, musk, amber, sandalwood, and a hint of agarwood. While frequently compared to Erba Pura, Purple Accento stands apart with its fresher profile and distinctive citrusy bite. Though it leans slightly feminine, its versatility might surprise you – as we discovered when a male friend confidently rocked this fragrance throughout a fragrance expo with stellar results.17 March 2025, 5:00 am - 28 minutes 19 seconds#312 - Myrrh Shadow (403) by Bon Parfumeur
In this episode, we explore Myrrh Shadow 403, the newest scent from Bon Parfumeur, and share our genuine impressions about its complex layers. From our initial sniff to the fragrant realms it invites us into, we break down the unique notes including bitter orange, black currant, and of course, myrrh, creating a captivating aroma that stands out from the crowd.
As we delve into our experience with Myrrh Shadow, we indulge in lively conversations about the versatility of fragrances, particularly as we discuss whether this scent leans towards a masculine or feminine profile. We'll reflect on our personal encounters wearing the scent—how it interacts with our body chemistry and invokes certain memories. Can a fragrance transport you to a specific moment in your life? We certainly believe so, and we want to share the stories behind each of our impressions!10 March 2025, 5:00 am - 30 minutes 39 seconds#311 - Ruby by Kajal
Our episode kicks off with tales from Milan, where Myke encountered various airport mishaps that turned into memorable anecdotes, bringing out our shared connection through fragrance and travel.
Transitioning from airborne adventures, we dive into the carefully curated unboxing of Kajal's latest release, Ruby—a captivating cherry almond fragrance. With our first impressions flowing and sensory details laid bare, we reflect on how the scent resonates emotionally, stirring up nostalgic memories while also considering its multifaceted demographic appeal.3 March 2025, 6:00 am - 30 minutes 10 seconds#310 - Tom Ford's New Bois Pacifique
Ever had one of those days where everything seems to go hilariously wrong? That's exactly what happened to us, from tire troubles on the road to a close encounter with an impatient driver flaunting a "Cattitude" bumper sticker. Yet, this quirky adventure led us to an unexpected treasure at a department store: a sample of Tom Ford's latest fragrance, Bois Pacifique. We chat about our first impressions and take a nostalgic detour with a "one night stand" review of Van Cleef and Arpels Tsar, a scent that takes us back to the classic masculine vibes of yesteryear.
17 February 2025, 6:00 am - 35 minutes 54 seconds#309 - Tsar by Van Cleef and Arpels: Vintage Batch
We revisit the iconic scents of yesteryears, like the unforgettable Van Cleef & Arpels Tsar from 1989. Step into the sensory-rich world of the early '90s department stores, and reminisce with us about classic fragrances such as Tommy for Men by Tommy Hilfiger. Our journey isn't just about the scents; it's about the stories and emotions they evoke, from our own personal connections to an amusing encounter with Richard, a coffee shop owner who was captivated by Percival.
10 February 2025, 6:00 am - 32 minutes 47 seconds#308 - Percival By Parfums De Marly: Is it worth all the hype?
Ever wondered if the most popular fragrances really live up to the hype? Join us as we unravel the mysteries of Percival by Parfums de Marly, a scent that has captivated fragrance enthusiasts worldwide. Myke, with his seasoned nose, shares his personal tales of wearing this luxury fragrance, while Ryan brings fresh curiosity to the table, eager to discover if it stands up to its stellar reputation. Together, we dissect user reviews and draw comparisons to more budget-friendly designer options like Dior Sauvage, ensuring a well-rounded discussion for both the fragrance connoisseurs and newcomers alike.
3 February 2025, 6:00 am - 26 minutes 52 seconds#307 - Wulong Cha X by Nishane: Is it better than the original?
We're diving nose-first into the world of Nishane flankers, especially the tantalizing Wulong Cha X, while reliving our love affair with the classic Wulong Cha. Our conversation takes a quirky turn as we dissect an amusing review from Fragrantica, comparing a scent to something you might scrub your floors with. We also share our mixed feelings about the bold and brawny Mephisto by Xerjoff, which left one of us intrigued and the other nursing a pounding headache.
27 January 2025, 6:00 am - 29 minutes 5 seconds#306 - Mefisto by Xerjoff: Myke and Ryan Can't Agree
Can colors have distinct smells? We explore this intriguing question with a side of laughter as we embark on a whimsical fragrance journey. Ever wondered what "blue" smells like? From nostalgic college stories to the fine art of crafting mixed CDs, our discussion meanders into the world of scents with a humorous twist. Lamar Noir by Kajal makes an unexpected cameo as a powerhouse fragrance with beastly longevity, definitely not for the faint-hearted. And yes, we’re giving away a juicy bottle of Mefisto, so stick around!
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