Is Jarrell Quansah the horniest man in the Prem? An investigation.

Plus: Frank Lampard is the face of crystal meth and Ruben Amorim gets his first taste of Fleet Street’s bastard journalists.

Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

Gary Cotterill/ Ruben Amorim press conference: https://x.com/imzispoms/status/1853482720061452646  

Jarrell Quansah in Astrid Wett’s DMs: https://x.com/mufcjaf/status/1853512201992307069 

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Since Alex Ferguson retired, Old Trafford has been a graveyard for Europe’s top coaches.

Mourinho. Van Gaal. Rangnick.

But when Erik Ten Hag strapped himself into the hot seat, United fans thought it would be different this time.

They were wrong.

From miserable benders to stolen lunch boxes, this is the story of a doomed Dutchman…

Links from the pod:

Ole’s at the wheel chant: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1682002747732766722 

Solskjaer apologises for smiling: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1682002808822804480 

Booed by own fans after 4-0 defeat to Brentford: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1850944179599229169

Ronaldo tears into Erik Ten Hag: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyOPt4k5jeo

Mark Goldbridge reacts to 7-0: https://youtu.be/Q8HksXNqfZA?si=gdnTavGCuWyWpMSD&t=770 

Fan singing at Munich air crash memorial: https://x.com/Gaz3putt/status/1850873010590232941 

Antony’s the greatest chant: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1850945118355992950

Mark Goldbridge “i’ve been accused of noncing”: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6pGNk_qDRb 

Comms officer shirt presentation with ETH: https://images.app.goo.gl/WfkdqKHNYiJWFjPZA

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Plus: Liverpool youngster propositions pornstars, bent Ballon d’Or voters and Kobbie Mainoo’s miserable Megabus.

Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

Trent talking about Ballon d’Or: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1gchxc9/trent_alexanderarnold_my_no1_career_goal_is_to

Rio Ferdinand’s Vinicius commentary: https://x.com/Callum_Boyle_/status/1850997487110373407 

Bonnie Blue on her Liverpool admirer: https://x.com/JOGOBONlTO/status/1844764560256872738

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It’s the true crime tale that shook French football.

Two midfield rivals. A vicious twilight assault. And a bitter feud that sucked in everyone from Eric Abidal to Kylian Mbappe.

This is part two of the Hamraoui affair…

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It’s the true crime tale that shook French football.

Two midfield rivals. A vicious twilight assault. And a bitter feud that sucked in everyone from Eric Abidal to Kylian Mbappe.

This is the story of the Hamraoui affair…

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Plus: David James shatters an 11 year old’s dreams, Kevin Pietersen is barred from an exclusive golf club, and the bent ref exposed by his pet parrot.

Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

Roma fan who lost his memory and thinks it’s 1980: https://www.ilromanista.eu/news/as-roma/155113/tifoso-romanista-perde-39-anni-di-memoria-dopo-un-incidente-totti-non-so-chi-sia

Kevin Philips story about Howard Wilkinson and stinging nettles: https://youtu.be/jAOFh9j2wFo?si=fd_oomgHz9X1jLMe&t=1865

Brendan Rodgers and the envelopes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skUVgyZCuow

Michael Owen vs 13 year old: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1636375638142750722

David James saving an 11 year old’s pen: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1848111736651436304

Parrot whistling the Real Madrid anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Win2UK_iXMQ

Dutch police arrest parrot: https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/15o5wm9/found_this_cute_for_some_reason/

Jimmy Bullard teeing off a beer at Sunningdale: https://www.upshot.email/p/boobsmacked?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=boobsmacked&_bhlid=6c4dfd180030d9ff4187e880e01e8407d45aa5e9

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These days, baseball is ruled by a solemn army of laptop-wielding spreadsheet gurus.

But in its glorious heyday, America’s national past-time was a seedy hotbed of wife swapping, crack smoking and knife wielding drunkards.

From hijacking planes to wrestling alligators, this is the story of Baseball’s seedy century…

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Plus: Fergie’s banned from the United dressing room, Man City’s biggest shaggers revealed and Kyle Walker’s naughty neighbour.

Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

John Stones tattoo of girlfriend’s face: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/NINTCHDBPICT000380383444.jpg?strip=all&w=827

Italian ultras’ surface-to-air missile: https://i2-prod.footballscotland.co.uk/incoming/article16592316.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_pizap-2.jpg

Fabio Paim promo shot: https://img.allfootballapp.com/www/M00/54/DF/720x-/-/-/CgAGVWbzzkuAIROWAAFSvoNXJRM202.jpg.webp

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He was football’s most terrifying hardman.

The Everton legend hospitalised burglars, terrorised German exchange students and was the first footballer jailed for an on-field offence.

From fights with fishermen to sex dolls in the slammer, this is the story of Duncan Disorderly…

Links from the pod:

Headbutting Jock McStay: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1625842278618087425 

Message to schoolboy who’s been slacking off: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1625842434830737409

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Plus: Bielsa makes Darwin Nunez cry, Conor McGregor banned from the Emirates, and John Arne Riise’s chat-up lines.

Join Zach and Jack for another edition of Extra Shot, our weekly pod spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.

Links from the pod:

We’re hiring a staff writer: https://www.upshot.email/p/we-re-hiring-a-staff-writer

Jeff Stelling on Total Network Solutions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdfTvrZJvOs 

Shoyu Nakajima sent off: https://x.com/_BeFootball/status/1571613596739686405 

Conor McGregor attacking Bukayo Saka: https://x.com/StokeyyG2/status/1841617894901231662

Conor McGregor chewing Ronaldo’s ear off: https://x.com/SwearingSport/status/1738671554177749337

Steve Ballmer Windows 95 launch: https://ww.youtube.com/watch?v=lAkuJXGldrM

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Sure, Jamie Carragher gobs on children and had a Christmas sex party with Ronald McDonald.

But we all lose our heads sometimes... don't we?

From hotel room "hand shandies" to Yokohama police chases, this is the story of the Red who lost his head…

Links from the pod:

Steven Gerrard goal v Olympiakos: https://x.com/AnythingLFC_/status/1072561378542653440 

Jamie calls into TalkSport: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnOOOfyctGw

“There” catchphrase: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1758147069812850842 

Spitting on 14-year-old girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAo6SNt4lLg 

Apology on Sky Sports: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GEBm3YdKuo 

Suggesting Kate Abdo cheated on her boyfriend on CBS: https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/1767796941742596472 

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