The Therapy Crouch

Tall or Nothing

Tall or Nothing

  • 35 minutes 48 seconds
    ‘BLACKLISTED from PRINCE WILLIAM?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Christmas Card Saga

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter have recovered from their hangovers and back being loves young dream!!


    In our final AMA before Christmas, Abbey and Peter are starting to look forward to the new year and have decided to finally take the plunge and book themselves a ski holiday, so stay tuned for Abbey’s top fashion tips on the slopes. 


    The gang discuss the potential for Therapy Crouch on tour next year, as well as whether they have now been blacklisted from Prince Williams Christmas card list!!


    Ross also reveals his all time favourite nickname off one of the lads he used to work with, and Peter’s boring past times are exposed to the nation. 


    Stay tuned for this and much much more on The Therapy Crouch #AMA! 


    00:00 Intro 

    02:56 Ski Trip

    07:46 Legs 11

    10:42 Boys on Tour

    14:59 Driving me CRAZY

    22:17 Trivial Persuits

    23:41 Hangover Days

    27:19 Walking or Crawling

    31:02 David’s DEAD?!

    34:28 Remember my Name




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    19 December 2024, 11:35 am
  • 50 minutes 28 seconds
    The Crouch's Guide to Keeping the Christmas Spark Alive!

    On today’s episode of the therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are feeling rather hungover after what was billed as a kids Christmas party escalated in classic crouch style to an almost all nighter! 


    But fear not, your favourite comedy couple have dusted themselves down and braved the record today to reflect on how to keep your Christmas spark alive even if it’s the last thing you want to do!


    Although Christmas can be one of the most magical times of year, it can also be one of the toughest, from missing loved ones no longer with us, to feeling the pressure to get everything perfect - Crimbo ain’t always all it’s cracked up to be.


    That’s why Abbey and Pete are giving you their top tips on how to achieve a little bit of festive fun, no matter your situation. 


    We also hear from a listener whose boss’ halitosis has left them dreading any mistletoe moments, as well as from a hubby who can’t keep his hands out the advent calendar!! 


    And stick around for one of our more poignant messages of the series so far where a listener who has found themself in a really difficult situation has found the therapy crouch as their greatest comfort. 


    Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! 


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    17 December 2024, 6:30 am
  • 42 minutes 43 seconds
    Crouchy’s Love of Women’s Tights REVEALED! The Therapy Crouch #AMA

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey exposes Peter’s surprising love of a high denier ‘leg warmer’ when strolling around the golf course. 


    In a fun twist of events, Therapy Crouch superfan Auntie Fran get’s in touch admitting she can’t get Peter Andre and Luke Evans off the brain since seeing Abbey’s recent Exhibit A interviews


    Pete is also on hand to give some advice on stopping yourself from pooing on the pitch, however if you do find yourself in this position then fear not as Abbey has your stain remover covered!


    Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!


    00:00 Intro

    05:49 Peter’s Putters

    14:49 Auntie Fran, Superfan

    20:13 Vanishing Stains

    23:17 Sign WHAT?!

    29:21 Nostalgia

    32:25 Fame!

    34:46 Love on the Rocks

    38:43 Nice Tatts


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    12 December 2024, 6:25 am
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    Abbey’s New Hobby REVEALED! And It’s The Last Thing You’d Expect

    On today’s episode of Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back on the sofa after has what been a whirlwind week as their countdown to Christmas continues. 


    After recently finding herself rubbing shoulders with Hollywood royalty on Exhibit A, Abbey is giving the lowdown on how to play it cool when deep down you are MAJORLY fan girling. 


    We also get the lowdown on how the Scouse Christmas party went down in the Crouchy household and Abbey reveals a very embarrassing secret about the double gifted hoody she bought for Crouch and Geoff this year. 


    We also hear from one of our listeners whose child’s selective hearing has gotten them into some hot water this week and hang around for the agony abs where Abbey and Peter have some words of wisdom for a lucky in love girlfriend who is just dying to drop the L bomb!


    Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!


    00:00 Introduction

    07:11 Weekly Whines

    10:52 You’re So VEIN!

    17:37 Conversations & Selective Hearing

    21:32 Television Nostalgia

    24:06 Childhood Memories

    26:25 Happy Holidays

    33:18 Doghouse

    41:36 Party Planning

    46:13 Agony Abs

    47:27 Parenthood Challenges


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


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    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


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    10 December 2024, 6:25 am
  • 35 minutes 19 seconds
    Pizza Crouch

    On today’s episode, brought to you by Ninja Outdoor, Abbey and Pete welcome a very special guest onto the therapy couch… Pete’s ‘podcast husband’ Chris Stark.


    Chris talks food, love languages, sock power plays and his hunt for the perfect slice of pizza - which Abbey believes she’s already found.


    Plus, Abbey finds time to set Chris and Pete to work in the garden, as they use the Ninja Outdoor Electric Oven to make her favourite food.


    To contact us: 


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    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


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    For more Chris Stark 


    Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark

    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/


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    6 December 2024, 6:30 am
  • 31 minutes 21 seconds
    ‘It’s Absolute Woke NONSENSE!’ Abbey and Peter’s Verdict on….

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back in the hot seat answering all your burning questions!


    Abbey and Peter come to the rescue for a listener who is in need of some Therapy Crouch SOS help as she is stuck for suggestions on where to take her boyfriend for his upcoming big birthday bash in London, and we hear from a very angry listener who is totally fed up at turning up to family events only to be disappointed with the selection of sandwhiches on offer!!


    The gang also ponder some of life’s bigger questions such as how planes stay in the air, how boats stay afloat and whether Abbey could face the prospect of never going on holiday again!


    Ross also gains an unwanted nickname this week from a listener who can’t sleep at night without wondering just what Ross’ job was before he became a ‘top class podcast content creator’ and Abbey gives a sneak peak into Christmas morning in the Crouchy/Clance household


    Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch #AMA!


    00:00 Introduction

    02:31 Woke Nonsense

    08:04 Surprise, Surprise

    11:52 Happy Birthday

    14:41 Secret Crush

    17:17 It’s Me (hols) or the Dog

    19:45 Crouch’s Christmas

    24:29 Cool Careers

    29:25 Delicious Deserts


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


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    5 December 2024, 6:31 am
  • 1 hour 22 seconds
    (Not) Posh and Specs: Peter Launches a BRAND NEW Signature Look

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter’s festive feelings are still in full swing as they discuss how to perfect the Christmas party season


    However, before the they reveal their top tips on not getting sacked during the office night out, Peter has a very bold new look that he would like to hear all your opinions on - is he giving Tom Selleck vibes?!


    Aside from the bold new look, Abbey and Peter are giving their attention to the Christmas party season and how to nail it without finding a P45 in your pigeon hole the following Monday!


    From party planning and preparation to life quotes that change your life - Abbey and Peter don’t pull any punches when it comes to nailing this season’s festive period. 


    And, in Agony Ab section, we hear from a woman who is struggling to pass gas in her new relationship, and from a woman who’s found love in the most unlikely of locations. 


    Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! 


    00:00 Intro

    05:37 Deck the Halls

    08:24 Domestic Dynamics 

    12:17 New Podcast Set

    17:26 Body Image 

    21:07 Emotive Emojis

    24:40 Harry Potter

    32:28 Party Planning 

    42:05 Agony Abs


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


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    3 December 2024, 6:35 am
  • 34 minutes 42 seconds
    Therapy Crouch Makeover! Abbey and Peter’s Big Announcement!

    Therapy Crouch Makeover! Abbey and Peter’s Big Announcement! 


    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, a big change is officially announced and Abbey couldn’t be much more excited about it!


    But fear not, aside from the big news, we are still here to answer all your questions that you have been dying to get answers to over the past 7 days. 


    Pete discusses how he was able to navigate the tricky transition period that is retirement and how he managed to go from being pitch side full time to at home with Abbey 24/7…..


    We also come to the rescue of a dear listener who is currently in desperate need of cheering up and in need of some of your favourite pair’s top literature, TV and film recommendations!!


    Sam, one of our regular contributors, has also been back in touch with one of Abbey’s favourite hypothetical scenarios and Abbey is on hand to give advice on where to get the best equestrian clothing this side of the M25


    And hang around until the end where Abbey and Peter agree to use their celebrity influence to try and get one of our listener’s favourite Christmas products back on the shelves!!


    All this and more only on, The Therapy Crouch!


    00:05 Intro

    04:44 Tom Hardy

    09:24 OA-Pete

    14:49 Sink or Swim

    17:11 Up the Duff

    22:59 Talking Pony

    30:00 Eggnog

    33:03 Yeehaw


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


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    Our clips channel


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    28 November 2024, 6:30 am
  • 56 minutes 57 seconds
    The Crouch’s Christmas Countdown: 1 Month to Go!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are in full holiday season and begin their Christmas countdown. 


    With only a month to go until the big day Abbey and Peter are discussing all things Christmas deccys, favourite foods and gift ideas for the little ones to help you enjoy the perfect Christmas!


    We also hear Abbey and Pete’s hot take on the new gladiator movie which has taken the country, if not the Crouch’s, by storm and Pete reveals a very cheeky nickname that was bestowed upon him in secondary school 


    In the weekly whine club, find out why one of our listeners almost got into a pile of trouble when he tried out a cheeky shabba on his unsuspecting partner and we also have a touching weekly shine from someone whose Father-in-Law discovered the podcast when he needed it most. 


    And hang around for the Agony Abs where we hear from a previous listener who wanted to thank Abbey and Peter for the advice given to them and how it has completely changed their life around!


    Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch! 


    00:00 Intro 

    06:35 Wonderful Warren

    13:11 Weekly Whine Club

    17:40 Are You Not Entertained?

    28:34 Christmas Countdown

    33:11 It’s All About Family 

    40:50 Elf on a Shelf

    45:02 Agony Abs


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


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    For more from Abbey


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    26 November 2024, 6:31 am
  • 39 minutes 15 seconds
    ‘I Think this Fella is in the Clash’ Abbey and Peter’s WILDEST Night Out Revealed

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are lifting the lid on some of the wildest antics they have gotten up to over the years which has resulted in some hilarious nights out and not so hilarious hangovers!


    Listen today to find out how Abbey was once almost cast as a MILF in a very raunchy music video, and Pete and Abbey nearly get into their own rap battle after one of Abbey’s old cameos comes to light….


    With Glastonbury on the tip of everybody’s tongue, we give the verdict on whether or not you will see your favourite pair at the pyramid stage next year and some surprising shapes you might see Peter pulling out the bag


    Abbey reflects on her recent Agent Provocateur campaign and how she felt a responsibility to all women out there to show age is just a number!


    And hang around until the end where the gang discuss their everyday superpowers (SPOILER: It is not Abbey’s ability to cause an argument out of nothing)


    Enjoy!


    00:00 Introduction

    03:06 The "Big Coat"

    07:05 Cameos

    10:10 It’s All Gravy, Baby

    14:03 The Wedding Planners

    18:09 Glastonbury 

    23:01 Agent Provocateur

    26:41 Catwoman

    32:42 The Golden Years

    37:18 Drop Us A Pin


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    21 November 2024, 6:30 am
  • 52 minutes 30 seconds
    Flirty at 30! Abbey and Peter on Fashion Faux Pas, 3 Day Hangovers and Glorious Glow-ups

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fresh off the back of John’s 30th birthday bonanza and are giving the nation advice on how to keep themselves flirty at 30! 


    Is 30 really the new 20? Abbey and Peter put to bed some myths about what happens when you turn the big 3 0, and why you shouldn’t put any pressure on yourself if you haven’t hit some of the milestones you thought you would have by the end of your 20s. 


    Peter also takes a trip down memory lane, when we receive a message from an old school flame of his who has fond memories of playing kiss chase with the big man around the school playground and whose son is looking to follow in Pete’s sizeable footsteps. 


    Changing lifestyles, friends, fashion and hangovers all come under the microscope on today’s episode so fear not if you have the dreaded big day lurking around the corner, we have got you covered!


    And stay tuned for the Agony Abs where we help a listener out whose partner is peeved at their pregnancy predicament!


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to Abbey and Peter, hit the link below!


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 


    00:00 Intro

    03:19 Sacred Snacks

    08:51 Girls Night

    12:10 Pitcher-Perfect

    17:03 Old Flames

    19:41 Flirty at 30!

    24:28 Milestones

    27:37 Family Matters

    31:09 Home-based

    34:43 All About the Confidence!

    40:41 Agony Abs


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    19 November 2024, 6:30 am
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