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  • 32 minutes 5 seconds
    ‘I Don’t Want to Go, The Girls are Too Hot’ Abbey and Pete’s #AMA Holiday Plans Revealed

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back on the sofa sharing their pearls of wisdom in response to all your burning questions! 


    Not ones to shy away from a challenge, we are starting hot straight out the blocks and addressing the age old question of ‘Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses’ - the questions mainstream media are too scared to tackle! 


    Abbey and Peter are also on hand to give advice to some of our younger listeners on how they can change their mindset and achieve success in any area of their lives they apply it to! 


    And we also have a musical interlude in response to a shabba based query that sees Pete laying down some hot lyrics that he has been keeping hidden in the locker, so stay tuned for that!


    If you want to submit your questions to The Therapy Crouch then hit the link below! 


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit 


    Want to take it one step further and get your voice on the pod? Follow the link below!


    https://www.speakpipe.com/TheTherapyCrouch 


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    25 April 2024, 8:50 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    “I Want to Enrich my Own Life, No Disrespect” Abbey’s New Venture Announced!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey has a VERY special announcement regarding an exciting new career move. 


    After admitting that she needs a little more enrichment in her life than the what she is getting from the lighthearted drivel we chat on the crouch couch, Abbey has launched a new podcast venture - Exhibit A. 


    In this exclusive series, Abbey will be sitting down with some of the most fascinating and inspiring people from all over the world, digging deeper into their lives and getting answers to the questions you wish you could ask. 


    We also put Abbey under her own spotlight, with some quick fire questions that she has used on her own guests, to see how she fares under pressure. 


    And stick around for Agony Abs, where Abbey and Pete are on hand to give some top tips on how to get yourself out of the dreaded doghouse, as well as how to delicately deal with friends whose doggies go do-do on your new cream carpet! 


    00:00 Intro

    05:13 Lego Head

    09:08 Digital Detox 

    12:24 Pete the Weatherman

    16:16 Communication, Communication, Communication

    17:41 Putting the Tit in Titchmarsh

    19:29 60 Minute Makeover

    21:18 Weekly Whines

    25:11 Shardi-P

    28:25 Exhibit A

    40:40 Follow Your Dreams

    42:16 Quickfire Questions

    48:50 Agony Ab


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg




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    23 April 2024, 5:30 am
  • 36 minutes 35 seconds
    “Retired, Filthy Rich, Married to a Toyboy” Abbey’s Retirement Plans Revealed

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are back on couch answering all your weird and wonderful questions! 


    This week, your favourite duo are tackling hard hitting questions such as ‘What are your secrets to a happy marriage?’ ‘Would Pete ever consider management?’ and ‘Would you prefer arms like Mr Tickle or legs like ‘E.T?’


    We also get a glimpse of Abbey and Peter’s plans post podcasting, and how life will look for the pair as they approach retirement age. 


    And hang around until the end of the podcast when Abbey and Peter give their verdict on whether they would prefer a body of Baywatch but a face off crime watch or the other way round!


    Enjoy today’s episode of, The Therapy Crouch!


    If you want to submit your questions to The Therapy Crouch then hit the link below! 


    https://linktw.in/DGsAUn


    Want to take it one step further and get your voice on the pod? Follow the link below!


    https://linktw.in/rerArh 



    00:00 Introduction

    02:23 Five Finger Frenzy

    07:39 Awkward Encounters

    11:07 Crouch Couch

    12:54 TC on Tour

    14:29 Buzzcut 

    16:51 These H*es Aint Loyal

    22:21 The Karate Kid

    24:16 Remember My Name

    26:08 The Elevator Pitch


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    18 April 2024, 5:30 am
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    ‘You Looked Like Grealish’s Dad’ Abbey and Peter’s Dubai Debrief

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Blighty and giving their full Dubai debrief. 


    In classic Abbey fashion, no time has been wasted and she has got right back on the horse, quite literally by making a rather pony purchase for her and the kids, which Pete has a rather surprising reaction too. 


    We also hear about their recent antics at the waterpark, which Abbey found the courage to brave and we hear just why the big man could not resist that not-so-lazy river! 


    In the weekly whine club, the gang addresses one of our listeners who is beginning to feel revolted by their partners hygiene habits as well as another listener whose Uber rating is driving her round the bend.]


    Stay tuned for the end where Agony Ab where we have one of our favourite messages this year from an expectant mother who is forced to deal with her nosey, nerdy neighbours….


    Enjoy this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch!


    00:00 Intro

    04:12 Life Aint No Romcom

    10:07 Lovely, Lazy River

    16:00 WOOF Day In The Office

    20:24 Abbey Clancy, Masterchef

    27:02 TAXI!

    34:05 Dubai Debrief

    41:27 Neigh To That

    45:05 Agony Ab


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    16 April 2024, 5:30 am
  • 27 minutes 21 seconds
    BREAKING NEWS: The Therapy Crouch Launches a SECOND Weekly Episode!

    🚨NEW PODCAST ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 Yes guys, it is the moment you have all been waiting for…. The Therapy Crouch 2.0 is officially here!


    After being inundated with requests to bring you guys a little bit extra Therapy Crouch content every week, Abbey and Peter thought it was only fair to launch a new weekly episode to answer all of your burning questions!


    Fans of the podcast will already be aware that these are some of Abbey and Pete’s favourite episodes and always throw up some unexpected answers and hilarious outcomes! 


    On our launch episode, we tackle some hard hitting questions such as ‘Favourite liquids to come out your fingers’ ‘Most embarrassing celebrity encounters’ and ‘ideal lift companions’ - who said learning couldn’t be fun?!


    If you want to submit your questions to The Therapy Crouch then hit the link below! 


    https://linktw.in/DGsAUn


    Want to take it one step further and get your voice on the pod? Follow the link below!


    https://linktw.in/rerArh 



    00:00 Introduction

    02:23 Five Finger Frenzy

    07:39 Awkward Encounters

    11:07 Crouch Couch

    12:54 TC on Tour

    14:29 Buzzcut 

    16:51 These H*es Aint Loyal

    22:21 The Karate Kid

    24:16 Remember My Name

    26:08 The Elevator Pitch


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    11 April 2024, 5:30 am
  • 35 minutes 26 seconds
    ‘You’re a Sucker for Punishment’ ASK US ANYTHING: The Holiday Edition

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still sunning themselves up on their hols so we have brought you a special extra episode of their ‘Ask Us Anything’ series. 


    These are some of our favourite episodes that we record and for obvious reasons - you guys give us the content!


    We are answering your burning questions such as; ‘Favourite floor fillers?’ ‘Worst part of a Full English?’ ‘Do you miss the days before kids?’ 


    We also discover a hilarious new game that kept the Therapy Crouch team entertained for hours after the record, so make sure you guys stay tuned to find out the rules!! 


    If you have any questions you would like to submit to Abbey and Pete, then click our submission form below! We also have a voice note option if you would like to have your voice heard on the pod! 


    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit


    https://www.speakpipe.com/TheTherapyCrouch 


    00:00 Intro 

    02:08 Scariest Opposition

    05:22 Favorite Dance Floor Tracks

    06:45 Age Gaps

    11:02 Knob Me Do

    17:41 North v South 

    21:12 The Situationship

    21:40 A Not-So-Full English

    24:58 Career Highlights

    27:16 House Coat or Dressing Gown?

    28:42 Maccies v Nandos

    33:06 Pete’s Third Eye


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    9 April 2024, 5:30 am
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    Prince, Michael Jackson and U2: Abbey and Pete Talk All Things ICONS

    This week Abbey and Pete are coming in live and direct from their holibobs in one of their most ICONIC episodes so far. 


    Fresh off the back of one of Peter’s more bruising Airport Ab encounters, Abbey and Pete are making the most of their Therapy Crouch to get some home truths off their chest. 


    After getting stuck right into the weekly whine club, Abbey and Pete decide to discuss their favourite musical icons from the years gone by. The usual suspects get an honourable mention - expect simply rouge and U2 - but their are also some more surprising shouts that you guys may not be expecting so stay tuned!


    In the Agony Ab section, we hear from a working class lad who is concerned that his ‘bit of posh potty’ is on the verge of bankrupting him as well as a single mother who is feeling the strain of keeping up with the Yummy Mummy’s on the school run. 


    Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!


    00:00 Introduction

    07:05 Weekly Whine Club

    13:50 Bloodsucking, Fun Crushers

    19:10 Catfished?!

    23:46 Hinge: AI

    25:26 It’s Iconic

    29:11 Michael Jackson

    35:28 Let’s Hear It For The Girls

    41:45 Turn Right, Turn Left

    51:13 Agony Abs


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    2 April 2024, 5:30 am
  • 57 minutes 45 seconds
    ‘It’s The Best Thing I’ve Ever Watched’ Pete’s New Favourite TV Show REVEALED

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are taking a look at some of their favourite romantic movies of all time and debunking some of the myths that these films tell you about finding that fairytale ending! 


    In a wild turn of events, Abbey sets her sights on the nation’s favourite singleton and gives her take on why she got away with a lot more than she would in real life. From the Titanic to the Notebook, there are no films off limits and Abbey and Pete have an hilarious insight for all of them. 


    In the weekly whine club, we hear from a rather ungrateful girlfriend who has been less than impressed with her boyfriend’s recent attempts at DIY as well as our very own chocolate tea hack that is going to change the game forever. 


    Agony Ab is also on hand to give advice to the nation - specifically from those of you who are suffering from slovenly partners and selfish parents who have decided they don’t want to be babysitting your newborn!


    All this and much more, only on, The Therapy Crouch!


    00:00 Introduction

    06:42 Appreciating the Journey

    08:33 Weekly Whine Club

    17:11 Best TV Show Ever?!

    21:10 Movie Myths

    33:27 Love is Blind

    37:13 Back to Reality

    43:43 Agony Abs

    48:07 Beverly Hillbillies

    51:04 Content Creators


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    26 March 2024, 6:20 am
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    Spicing Up Your Love Life, Letting Your Coochie Breathe and Pete’s Issues With AI

    On today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are giving advice on how to add a little bit of spice to your life!


    From trying new activities together, to enjoying a bit of Nurse on Viking role play - Abbey and Peter cover all bases with some surprising results……


    And it isn’t all just bedroom antics, we discuss why laughter really is the best medicine, how there is more to being tactile than a cheeky shabba and what to do when your Nurse Nightingale becomes a Nurse NightMAREingale


    In the Agony Abs, we give advice on what to do when your parents decide they love Spain more than they love you - and why the humble border collie can be the perfect antidote to a clingy fella. 


    All this and much more only on, The Therapy Crouch!


    00:00 Intro

    03:13 Nurse Nightingale

    10:34 My Sweet 13th

    14:13 Artificial Intelligence AKA AI

    19:24 Weekly Whines 

    26:31 Spice Up Your Life

    29:45 Role Play

    39:04 Two Conkers in a Hanky

    42:15 Laughter is the Best Medicine 

    51:39 Agony Abs


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    19 March 2024, 6:30 am
  • 1 hour 20 minutes
    ‘She Was Always in Trouble’ Abbey’s Mum Reveals What She Was REALLY Like Growing Up

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by our most special guest to date - Abbey’s Mum, Kags. 


    Fresh off the back off the Brit awards, Abbey and Pete are here to dish the dirt on what goes on behind the scenes at one of the most prestigious events in the awards season calendar. 


    Pete, clearly impressed with his own outfit choices that evening, reveals the three words that came to mind when he was eyeing himself up in the mirror, and Abbey celebrity Dad crush is also exposed. 


    When Kags joins us on the couch, we discuss all about Abbey’s early childhood, and how she knew she was always destined to be a star after a very memorable Madonna performance down at Harlequins. 


    We delve deep into Abbey’s outgoing personality as a teenager and Karen finally gives her version of events from when Abbey got caught after going on her first ever night out. 


    This week we also have Agony KAGS here to help you, our listeners, who have been driven to distraction by your useless partners. We hear from a pregnant listener who feels like her partner is devoting more time to the gym than her, as well as a hubby whose wife’s trips to bathroom stores are driving him round the (u)-bend


    Enjoy this weeks, Therapy Crouch!


    To contact us: 


    Email: [email protected] 


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ 


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch 


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ 


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    12 March 2024, 6:30 am
  • 1 hour 22 minutes
    Rio Ferdinand Used DRAKE as a Wingman?! Kate's First Impressions Revealed...

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete sit down with their old pals Rio and Kate Ferdinand!


    Pete and Rio go way back, from their times playing football both with and against each other and it shows in this laugh a minute episode when the pair take a couple of trips down memory lane.


    In scenes reminiscent of an all star Mr and Mrs, the couples take on each other in a battle of the sexes where the girls try to guess what a Panenka is and why you wouldn’t try it on Fergie time….but maybe your own.


    The pair, who have been suffering a few sleepless nights lately due to their new addition to the family also use their time on the Therapy Crouch couch to get some things off their chest with hilarious results.


    And on a more touching note, Rio opens up on the impact that his documentaries detailing bereavement and his and Kate’s blended family have had not just on themselves but the wider public.


    We also hear from one of our listeners whose night out ended up on a bit of a bum note after enjoying one too many real ales at his village’s local beer festival and Rio and Kate are on hand to dish out some well needed words of wisdom.


    Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch!


    00:13 Intro

    05:05 First Impressions

    09:23 Burner Accounts

    14:05 Changing Opinions

    18:32 Delegation, Delegation, Delegation

    22:05 Sleep Deprivation

    27:22 Weekly Whine Club

    33:34 Fitter, Healthier, Happier

    37:01 Masterchef

    49:42 Push Presents

    57:50 Joint Ventures

    01:07:01 All Star Mr and Mrs

    01:16:42 Agony Ab


    To contact us:


    Email: [email protected]


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter


    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey


    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel


    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


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    5 March 2024, 6:30 am
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