The Useless Hotline

Max Balegde & George Clarke

Max & George run the Useless Hotline, a place where your questions can be answered no matter embracing, inappropriate or ridiculous they are!

  • 42 minutes 14 seconds
    Boys Discuss The Weirdest Mandella Affects and Discover the Greatest Athletes Of All Time

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    [email protected]


    OR 


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

    George’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

    George’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 


    Max’s Instagram: 

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

    George’s Instagram: 

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 


    Max’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


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    10 November 2024, 4:45 pm
  • 1 hour 24 minutes
    Max & George PAINT EACH OTHER

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    [email protected]


    OR 


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

    George’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

    George’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 


    Max’s Instagram: 

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

    George’s Instagram: 

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 


    Max’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


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    3 November 2024, 4:45 pm
  • 57 minutes 50 seconds
    The Boys Argue For 57 Minutes

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    [email protected]


    OR 


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

    George’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

    George’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 


    Max’s Instagram: 

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

    George’s Instagram: 

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 


    Max’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


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    27 October 2024, 4:45 pm
  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    The HALLOWEEN Episode - Conspiracy Theories, Doctor Who Role Play and more…

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    [email protected]


    OR 


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

    George’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

    George’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 


    Max’s Instagram: 

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

    George’s Instagram: 

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 


    Max’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


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    20 October 2024, 3:50 pm
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    Max & George Argue Moo Deng vs Pesto the Penguin and Chappell Roan Refusing Pictures With Fans

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    [email protected]


    OR 


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

    George’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

    George’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 


    Max’s Instagram: 

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

    George’s Instagram: 

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 


    Max’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


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    13 October 2024, 3:45 pm
  • 1 hour 33 minutes
    ItalianBach reveals secrets of working with ArthurTV, Problems with fans and Future plans

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    [email protected]


    OR 


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

    George’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

    George’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 


    Max’s Instagram: 

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

    George’s Instagram: 

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 


    Max’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


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    6 October 2024, 3:45 pm
  • 1 hour 17 minutes
    Millie & Liam Discuss Relationship Difficulties, Love Island Secrets and Liam Quitting Social Media!

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    [email protected]


    OR 


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

    George’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

    George’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 


    Max’s Instagram: 

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

    George’s Instagram: 

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 


    Max’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


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    29 September 2024, 3:45 pm
  • 1 hour 41 minutes
    This episode shouldn't be released...

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    [email protected]


    OR 


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

    George’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

    George’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 


    Max’s Instagram: 

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

    George’s Instagram: 

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 


    Max’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


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    22 September 2024, 3:45 pm
  • 1 hour 20 minutes
    Bambino Becky Reveals Problem with Sidemen Videos, See It Off Return and Meeting Taylor Swift

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    [email protected]


    OR 


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

    George’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

    George’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 


    Max’s Instagram: 

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

    George’s Instagram: 

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 


    Max’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


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    15 September 2024, 3:45 pm
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    Max & George Discuss Early Social Media to Headlining Festivals, Max's Family Loss and more

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    [email protected]


    OR 


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

    George’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

    George’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 


    Max’s Instagram: 

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

    George’s Instagram: 

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 


    Max’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


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    8 September 2024, 3:44 pm
  • 1 hour 27 minutes
    Chloe Burrows Addresses Dating Rumours, Problem With INSIDE and Secrets of Reality TV

    Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: https://theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop


    Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


    Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



    Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:


    [email protected]


    OR 


    Send a voice note to our Instagram:


    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 



    You can also listen here:


    Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234 


    Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl 



    Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?


    Tiktok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1 


    Instagram:

    https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 


    Hosts Socials:


    Max’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@max_balegde 

    George’s YouTube: 

    https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke


    Max’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1 

    George’s TikTok: 

    https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1 


    Max’s Instagram: 

    https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 

    George’s Instagram: 

    https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/ 


    Max’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg 

    George’s Twitter:

    https://twitter.com/Clarke13George


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    27 August 2024, 7:31 pm
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