After a gorgeous story of Black love, a cousin has written in as she’s reconsidering dating a guy due to his favourite movie.

Candice and Sarel discuss the intricacies of dating outside your rate and recall some unhinged comments made about dating Black women. 

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Candice has found her first grey hair and it’s not where you think it is…

This week in the closet, Sarel and Candice get into the reality of perimenopause, the desperation of wanting to learn more about our own bodies and how Black women’s health issues are constantly overlooked. 

Plus, our cousin confession features a lying husband, big-boobed white women and learning to ghost the guys who deserve it. 

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This cousin is wrestling with her mum’s new boyfriend with a 27-year age gap. 

Candice and Sarel offer their thoughts on whether we worry about our parents too much and the dream of being a wealthy older woman.  

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Sarel makes it clear the type of person she finds the most annoying and Candice is reminding us why we’re not owed any information about… anyone. 

The girls discuss why you must be shameless in life, why they’re sick of the public villainising women’s sexuality and they advise a cousin who’s been told to teach their young son about shame. 

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This confession is a story of identity, secrecy and the ultimate betrayal. The question is, does this daughter tell her mum what she’s discovered? 

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Candice reveals why she’s done auditioning and Sarel declares her love and utmost need to have her own space on holiday. 

The girls wonder why Rishi Sunak is acting like a reality TV star, why they’re put off by things that have too much hype and help a cousin who’s deciding whether to drop out of uni for a dream job.

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Warning cousins, this one’s gag-city.

Candice and Sarel share their thoughts (and gags) about this creative cousin and their petty revenge…

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Sarel announces her dream to swap the closet for a HBCU which leads her and Candice into a reminder of exactly who is NOT invited to the cookout…

They also discuss the dire state of the UK’s black education before dealing with a confessed cousin who is battling with the green-eyed monster.

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This confession sends the microphones flying and cameras spinning in maybe the CRAZIEST story we’ve had in the closet.

This week’s cousin loves her husband, even though he makes zero effort in and out of the bedroom. Now she’s questioning everything after he gave her the WORST Valentine’s gift ever…

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This week in the Closet, Candice and Sarel are discussing ghosting their PTs and what the streets are saying about the Royal Family drama.  

Candice talks about the complex nature of the fitness community, Sarel is wondering where the heck Kate Middleton is (p.s. this was recorded before the retouching drama) and the girls are wondering if the French will do a seminar on their protesting techniques. 

Plus, we have a witchy confession involving tarot cards and a toothbrush…

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Is it jealousy or is it control? This week's bonus confession comes from a cousin who isn’t happy with her best friend’s behaviour. 

Candice and Sarel offer their advice on whether she needs a reality check or to dump her. 

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