The Trawl

Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

A weekly summary of the most damning and funny goings on in the political Twittersphere.

  • 45 minutes 47 seconds
    Ep 195: Budget Beef and Scary News Drop

    It's Halloween week and the prospect of Trump getting in is certainly spooking Jemma and Marina. The floods in Spain are pretty damn terrifying too, as is the news from other parts of the world, including of course, the situation in the Middle East. However, the Trawl ladies are not ones for sticking their hands in the sand or their fingers in their ears though are still able to laugh about a few things, including what Jemma is reminded of every time she hears the words 'carbon capture.' 

    Of course there is plenty of budget chat, which might not get everyone going but certainly enthralls Beth Rigby. So much so that there ends up following some quite bizarre political entendres. Then, find out what Marina and Jemma make of the main talking points of Rachel Reeves' first budget and of course hear some interesting tweets. Though perhaps avoid Liz Truss' riveting analysis if you can, although Jacob Rees Mogg was delighted to have the economy wrecking former PM on his show to rake it all over and to pontificate. Cool. 

    This episode contains some excellent under rated tweets, a Trump themed pudding and the type of political analysis you're incredibly unlikely to hear anywhere else. 


    Enjoy! 


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    Created and Produced by Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

    Edited by Max Carrey

    1 November 2024, 5:00 am
  • 41 minutes 43 seconds
    Ep 194: Trump's racist rally and Tommy Tosspot gets prison time

    It's tough consuming the news at the moment, which is why positive news stories should be celebrated - like Tommy Robinson being sentenced to 18 months in prison. Wahey!

    But all is not so joyous over in The US, in fact, it's pretty terrifying following Trump's latest rally in Madison Square Garden which included a speech so grotesque, that it convinced Ricky Martin and JLo to publicly endorse the opposition, and could cost the Trump campaign dearly. 


    Jemma and Marina discuss what it is that billionaires like Musk are searching for and how others, specifically Bezos, are choosing to protect their own vested interests as opposed to doing what is right. 


    Still on the US, Marina shares an anecdote from a discussion with her brother-in-law that got her triggered and then it's onto a clip from pro-Trump agitator Tucker Carlson that will likely trigger you all - apologies in advance. 


    With too much US drama dominating the episode, Jemma goes rogue with some off-piste underrated tweets to make you smile topped off with pudding from The Marsh Family: their very own US-election inspired song named, Bohemiam Trumpsody. 


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    Created and Produced by Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

    Edited by Max Carrey

    30 October 2024, 4:30 pm
  • 41 minutes 54 seconds
    Ep 193: Jenrick v Badenoch, a heckled king & Liam Payne

    It's not everyday that the King gets heckled, but when he and Camilla turned up to Parliament House in Canberra, that's precisely what happened - with the twist being that the heckler was elected to their position, but the hecklee was not!

    Then it's onto the tragic news of One Direction star, Liam Payne's passing. Jemma and Marina discuss the impact of so much fame so young and share personal stories of where they've witnessed fame not being all it's cracked up to be. Then it's onto someone who wasn't handling the tragic news as sensitively, and that's Ben Leo from GB News. And you know it was bad when his co-host Nana Akua managed to interject and appear to hold the moral high ground.


    Next up is the update on ever tinier Little England with a right-leaning (and despairingly even left-leaning) media who seem intent on making mountains out of molehills, all while the Tory leadership race between Badenoch and Jenrick limps on - and then there's that weird AF tweet from Sky' Kay Burley about David Cameron. Pass the vom bag.


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    Created and Produced by Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

    Edited by Max Carrey

    25 October 2024, 4:30 pm
  • 40 minutes 35 seconds
    Ep 192: Johnson’s Book and Trump’s New Gig - Would you like lies with that?

    Johnson has been busy promoting his latest tome so the Trawl ladies thought they’d give you an update on how it’s doing. 

    Then, Jemma and Marina are astounded by the flagrant voter manipulation which is occurring in the States. There’s a clip you’ll hardly believe. Brexit certainly wasn’t the only moment where ‘Dividing and Conquering’ was the MO. People are also divided when it comes to seeing Trump donning an apron to work in Macdonalds. 


    On a personal note, Jemma is feeling sad about a tree. Is the pointless destroying of a healthy tree symbolic of what the world is going through? Or is she just going round the bend? Marina is on the fence. Unlike the tree because it’s been cut down. 


    As ever there are some fabulous under rated tweets. 


    Enjoy!


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    Created and Produced by Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

    Edited by Max Carrey


    23 October 2024, 4:30 pm
  • 54 minutes 34 seconds
    The Trawl Meets: Rosie Jones

    Jemma and Marina are thrilled to learn that comedian and writer, Rosie Jones has been a Trawler from the beginning! They discuss who her comedy heroes are, how she started in the business and why she’s finally left Twitter.

    With 150K followers on Instagram, Rosie has legions of fans who adore her outspoken, warm brand of humour but that doesn’t stop the trolls abusing her and attacking her for being disabled. Rosie opens up about how that feels, how she’s trying her best to represent 24% of the population and what she’s doing to encourage greater representation.


    A clip from the Jimmy Kimmel show of ‘celebrities read mean tweets’ reminds Rosie, Marina and Jemma that no one is safe when it comes to having a large platform!


    A great chat, peppered with lots of clips and a superb pudding from one of Rosie’s heroes - the incredible Victoria Wood.


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    Created and Produced by Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

    Edited by Max Carrey

    18 October 2024, 5:00 am
  • 38 minutes 13 seconds
    Ep 191: Trump’s Coachella Catastrophe

    If you’re trying to sell yourself as a progressive, forward looking potential leader of a political party, perhaps don’t take a leaf out of Robert Jenrick’s book by celebrating Thatcher’s birthday with a countdown to the cutting of a cake….

    Then Jemma and Marina discuss the latest Trump rally which he billed as Coachella but was more like the infamous Fyre festival due to the fact that the coaches were only booked one way. Cue MAGA chaos. 


    There are underrated tweets and some slightly delirious chat about salad dressing. 


    Enjoy!


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    Created and Produced by Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

    Edited by Max Carrey


    16 October 2024, 4:00 pm
  • 39 minutes 1 second
    Ep 190: His name was Shaban Ahmed. What is the world doing?

    This is not your regular Trawl. Jemma and Marina have been consumed by the horrors unfolding in Gaza, and felt compelled to talk it through. 

    They discuss that horrifying flame-engulfed image that emerged after a hospital tent in Gaza was bombed by Israel - an image that may well become the defining image for this indelible stain in the story of humanity. 


    His name was Shaban Ahmed Al-Dalu, and like the thousands and thousands of other innocent men, women and children caught up in this barbaric conflict, he deserved to live. 


    Marina and Jemma discuss the failure of humanity to put a stop to this, the absence of grief from our news channels and politicians and the press coverage we're seeing that exposes the differing values placed on some lives versus others. 


    They discuss the Labour leadership stance - or rather, their deafening lack of one, the reason so many are too afraid to speak out and why we must never forget the needless lives lost in the pursuit of revenge that will only breed more hatred and violence. 


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    Created and Produced by Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

    Edited by Max Carrey

    15 October 2024, 5:30 pm
  • 30 minutes 6 seconds
    Ep 189: Cons Comms Fail, Musk and a Horse gets an OBE

    Scrapping the Winter Fuel Allowance has been understandably controversial but, if Conservative HQ were trying to make people feel sad about it, they failed. If anything, by featuring people in their large houses, using coffee machines and wearing Rolexes, they gave people food for thought. 

    As you can imagine, the tweets are great....


    Over in the States, Elon Musk has been attending Trump rallies and admitting to Tucker Carlson that if he doesn't win in November, he's screwed. An advert for Harris if ever there was one!


    Enjoy!


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    Created and Produced by Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

    Edited by Max Carrey

    11 October 2024, 5:00 am
  • 39 minutes 48 seconds
    Ep 188: Hurricane Milton, Sue Gray and Chagos Fury

    The episode begins with some heart wrenching clips. Firstly we hear a weather report from a presenter who is audibly horrified by what he's having to tell people and then from a lady who is beyond angry that Ron DeSantis is choosing to politicise the disaster and appeals to her fellow Floridians.

    Then, the reviews are in! Unleashed by Boris Johnson is being flogged on every platform he can get on (which is all of them sadly) but, despite him repeating the book title ad infinitum, all Marina and Jemma are interested in is his disgusting confession that he had no idea about Brexit. I mean, we all knew it, but good to hear it out loud, even if he doesn't care and isn't sorry. 


    The rest of the episode focuses on two issues the likes of The Mail and The Telegraph have been telling people to be livid about for days - Sue Gray and the Chagos Islands. 


    Jemma and Marina discuss how it points to a deeper problem - the power of the Right Wing media and why arguably Leveson 2 is so desperately needed. 


    The history behind the Chagos Islands certainly isn't being written about. Neither is the fact that the same outcome would have been required no matter who was in power. 


    But don't worry, The Trawl ladies have plenty of tweets which put you in the picture. 


    They finish with Under Rated Tweets of the week and pudding by Larry and Paul and Broken News.


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    Created and Produced by Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

    Edited by Max Carrey

    9 October 2024, 4:00 pm
  • 37 minutes 35 seconds
    Ep 187: Laura K's Mare, P Diddy's Arrest and Trump Ramblings

    Twitter (X) was on fire when Laura Kuenssberg announced that her exclusive interview with Johnson had had to be cancelled due to the fact she'd sent him her notes. Oops. How could this have happened? Jemma and Marina have their theories and some of the tweets are glorious. 

    Less glorious is ex Tory MP Jonathan Gullis' realisation that the teaching profession might not be willing to welcome him back with open arms after calling them Bolsheviks and commies and so on. Can't think why...


    Then, The Trawl goes Stateside where P Diddy has been arrested and charged with sex trafficking, racketeering conspiracy and transportation to engage in prostitution. The allegations are truly shocking but not as shocking as it is for an Irish person to have to discuss what P Diddy might have done or be doing, as you'll hear in one of the clips. 


    As for Trump, his latest ramblings barely make sense. How long can such incoherent gibberish be ignored for by even the most ardent of Republicans? 


    Michael Spicer serves up pudding with The Room Next Door - A Donald Trump Factcheck Special 


    Enjoy!


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    Created and Produced by Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

    Edited by Max Carrey

    5 October 2024, 5:00 am
  • 51 minutes 17 seconds
    Ep 186: Tory Conference Clangers, Fishy Jenrick and Duffield Departs

    This Trawl begins with a tribute to the late, great Dame Maggie Smith. 

    Then, Marina and Jemma discuss two prominent political figures who have decided their parties aren't for them after all. Labour's Rosie Duffield has become an independent (which raises questions in itself) and Baroness Sayeeda Warsi has left the conservative party, which means she can be more forthright than before which she certainly is about Jenrick. 


    Then it's off to Tory Party Conference where the mood is surprisingly buoyant given their recent thumping. The party members are all falling over themselves to proclaim which of the MPs running to be leader has got their vote. Despite saying maternity pay is 'excessive' Kemi Badenoch is getting the thumbs up from a lot of them and from many ministers too. Though does it count if it's from David Davis? Jemma and Marina are startled by quite a few of the things Kemi has said but not quite as startled as they were to hear about where Robert Jenrick got £75,000 from as a donation. 


    Truss has made an appearance to tell everyone (again) that she's simply misunderstood, that her ideas were all marvellous and that she should have been left in power to further wreck the economy. While Jacob Rees Mogg is on hand to tell us all why we shouldn't be saying 'Chair' instead of Chairman......plus, something about wolves, I think. Hard to tell. 


    There are underrated tweets of course, some of which involve Russell Brand baptising people in his under grundies. 


    Pudding is Will Sebag Montefiore


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    Created and Produced by Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

    Edited by Max Carrey

    4 October 2024, 4:03 pm
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