The Horny Housewife

THH Media LLC

The Horny Housewife is the couples locker room talk, take notes. Your host Jordyn Hakes is raw, unfiltered and a bit salacious, discussing all things sex, the realities of marriage, & answering YOUR burning questions while always protecting anonymity....

  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    242. Men Want BJ's

    The double standard on women who dont give oral and men who dont give oral..let's discuss. What disney adults and rubber duck car people have in common; & why your 38 year old wife might not be in the mood. ASK ANON & join the patreon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com


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    7 July 2025, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    241. Short Kings Rule & Lasting Longer in Bed

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    Q. Pushing your wifes head down during a BJ; rude AF or passionate….(both?!) Today I am convincing you why short kings are the bestest and getting solution oriented when it comes to men last longer in bed. Tune in for a bag ol’ listener questions… Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask ANON  @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

    Listener questiosn start at 13:17

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    30 June 2025, 2:24 pm
  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    240. Gamer Husbands, Numb Nips & Sensation Play 411

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    Today we chat why do some husbands love video games? What can we dd about a lack of sensitivity in our nipples (this listener says hers stems from being previously pierced) and what would I do if i had a belly that hangs like an apron and wanted to feel hotter..todays topic; the scoop on sensation play =)

    Listener questions start at 13:10

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    23 June 2025, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 23 minutes
    239. “Thinking About Them Cheating Turns Me On-WHY??”

    Overcoming porn addiction, navigating moderate porn use, finding a third and being turned on by cheating (even though IRL it’s a hell no) and SO much more in todays EP.

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    16 June 2025, 4:33 pm
  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    238. Outing an Affair Partner, Let Your Man Lead, Mommies & Self Pleasure

    In todays EP lets talk why it might do you some good letting daddy lead and mommy enter in a softer side. Men are you stepping up to the plate or are you pushed into beta mode? In todays listener questions we have a husbands who wife cheated- her affair partner is married with four kids and basically a big d-bag. Succesful, Rich, Wife, thinks hes all that and Mr. husband whose wife cheated wants the WIFE of the affair partner to know who she is really married too...should the listener play karma or mind his own bizz? Want to ask a question for the show? submit anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

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    9 June 2025, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    237. Unpopular Opinions, Dick Size & Asexual Wives

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    2 June 2025, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    236. Sexually Incompatible & Getting HOTT post baby

    One wifes husband comes out as bi and while she wants to "keep" her man, his kinks are not her kinks. Are they incompatible or can they find middle ground? Another listener wants the real real on how to get it back post baby- no sugar coating comin atchya! Tune in for these and MORE listener questions....

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    26 May 2025, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    235. F*cking up Foreplay & Why You SHOULD Sleep Naked!

    Today learn the top mistakes you are making that's de-railing the foreplay! Listener questions & Learn to lick like a pro..tune in now! Ask ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com VIIA⁠: Get 15% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.viiahemp.com (21+) ⁠Bathmate⁠: Visit www.bathematedirect.com/hornyhousewife to receive 10% off your hydropump! ⁠Bluechew⁠: Try Bluechew FREE for one month using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.com ⁠Beducated⁠: Get 60% off the yearly subscription using code JORDYN at https://beducate.me/pd2520-jordyn

    19 May 2025, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    234. Pleasing HER when YOU have P.E.

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    12 May 2025, 7:00 am
  • 1 hour 27 minutes
    233. MILF fantasies & Mid-life Crisis's

    Today we discuss rock bottoms and/or mid-life (quarter life?) crisis's...what causes them and why are the necessary for some? Todays listener questions include a husband who confided in his wife that he has a mother-daughter fantasy...is this milf love or something more? Another listener is turned off by her husbands penis pump use and one wife loves her husband but wishes she could climax from penetration like she used to with her ex....tune in for all this & more!

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    5 May 2025, 1:03 pm
  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    232. Secrets, Stress, & Does Body Count Matter?

    The age ol debate does her body count matter? What stress and weight does to your marriage (as well as working together) and should you tell him/her your SECRET..tune in now.


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    28 April 2025, 6:33 pm
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