Everybody loves Santa Claus, right!? But how are they when things go HO-HO-HORRIBLY wrong!? This week, your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, tell tales of exactly that at sporting events. But before they can begin, Mark channels his inner chaos gremlin & leaves Tyler to "entertain" with sports news. Leave an adult beverage & a half-eaten hoagie out for Santa to "enjoy" & settle in for some calamitous christmas tales!

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In a very ball-heavy episode, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier battle for control of the podcast!? Mark begins by introducing a shocking “new” sport before Tyler pulls on the reins & leads the way to Japan, where together they examine the sport of Yukigassen, or Snow Battle! Grab some friends, build yourself a snowy chateau, & dodge your way to capturing this thrilling episode!

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After the infamous hockey primer, can your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier, redeem themselves?! This week, after banishing j’accuse ghosts & sharing their opinions of the Tyson vs Paul “fight”, they skate into a discussion about the new PWHL hockey league & the importance of women’s professional sports leagues in general. Choose a PWHL team, support women’s sports, & score with this fantastic episode!

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Happy Thanksgiving elegant listeners and viewers! It’s time for a GMFST Treat, especially for those elegant viewers out there... the 1ST EVER, & last ever? GOBBLE GAMES!!! This week, Tyler Scheid & Markiplier stuff their brains with turkey facts, then harness their inner turkey to compete in a turkey-inspired challenge! Pull on your turkey pants, grab a plate of your favorite festive foods, & gobble up this absolutely stuffed episode!

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Fear... Failure... Focus... This week, your elegant host & Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid, is afraid?? In this solo episode, Tyler opens up about his fears, fear’s role in sports, and how we can handle our fear. Face your fears, reach out to a friend, and don’t be afraid to listen to this heartfelt episode. <3

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Watch Out! This week your elegant hosts ATTACK "recent" sports news! After Markiplier shares his woes in building a render farm and... the suspicious demise of his power washer?? Tyler Scheid brings us into the thick of it! From Shaq's chat with Angel Reese to hockey fan pandering, there’s something for everyone! Keep your head up, dodge Mark’s punches, and enjoy this slam dunk of an episode!

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This podcast has covered the amazing feats of professional athletes, funny sports goofs, and uplifting news in past episodes, however this week, your elegant hosts, Tyler Scheid and Markiplier discuss a much more serious topic… After a palate cleanser of cute animals doing sports things, Tyler and Mark have a discussion about athletic talent vs athlete behavior! Should there be a line where athletes shouldn’t be allowed in sport despite how talented they are? Please be aware of trigger warnings as you tune into this episode!

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Happy Halloween elegant listeners! It is time for the Spooky Special! What will happen this time!? Markiplier starts beef with Cailtlin Clark, Tyler banishes some J’accuse ghosts, and then your elegant hosts tell some chilling tales of haunted sports venues & mysteriously missing bodies! Keep your eyes peeled for the Smiling Man, carve a jack-o-lantern, and enjoy these haunting tales!

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Elegant listeners... Prime your NUTS!! as your Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid and Lord Markiplier have quite the primer for you! After some discussion of film & controversial opinions-looking at you Tyler 👀-your hosts go absolutely Conkers! Conkers? Controversy?? Don't worry, this will prime your nuts for competition ;) Grab your nuts, or go gather some and prepare to smash your way to victory enjoying this shellshocking episode!

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Markiplier is found... Wait, was he lost!? Where did Markiplier go? Anyways, He's Back, here with the Master of Balls & Holes, Tyler Scheid. Changed by his time away, Markiplier learns of the "attempts" to replace him as together they delve into all the sports news he obviously missed: Caitlin Clark, a goal post thrown into a river, and even new innovations in competitive pooping!? Cheer for the underdog, tread with caution washing the dishes, and give this episode your ears and your eyes!

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A new week, a new round of guest hosts! Tyler, your Master of Balls & Holes is joined by members of the GMFST community to discuss competitive puzzling, hockey, hockey, how kick-ass women in sports are, and hockey! Also, there’s a haunted truck?! That’s j’accusing Tyler and challenging Markiplier?! Sport your GMFST foam finger and go for a drive while you blare the episode through your speakers for all to hear!

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