March to the Music continues with a star studded cast! Top Dollar makes a triumphant return, Doom Darling Kyle MacLachlan, dearly departed Kilmer and Madsen, Mimi Rogers and all her teeth, recent problem Crispin Glover and COSTAS MANDYLOR (but NOT Jim Carrey!)In our first double breaker of the year we have sad blossom hats, French tacos, a great penis, too many alcohols, loose pissin' and Kimberly Jimberly Morrison on the mystery track.Is everybody in? The Doom Generation is about to begin, it's The Doors!

It's a new month so let's get bodacious with our first offering for March to the Music! We've got an assortment of creepers and MJ drag, a limp Olive Oyl, BDSM gear in our OFFISSSSSS, poor hydration, a hot boxed Beamer and a heartfelt plea for a cheese subscription. Is it rockin' steady, rockin' so HARD? Steady, maybe - hard, yes! Set your brooms to stun and behold the inner crisper it's Rock n Roll Highschool Forever (and ever) this time on Doom Generation!

Take a slow cartwheel into our final fatality of February. We're boarding a dragon boat to another dimension where the hairs got body and the body got body, double 4 balls, double Dean Koontz, Kenny Rogers Kung Fu master and Christopher Lambert the house down BOOTS. Ask the tough questions like who's bringing the soup, why is there soup? The spoon suggests soup. This isn't a meet and greet sir, the rules are whatever this serious Bob says. FINISH HIM! It's Mortal Kombat, now playing on Doom Generation! 

This doesn't have a happy ending, we got numbers numbers numbers, sins on sins, the sweetest taboooo, Eli and his long butt and antibiotics like Mayim Bialik. John C. McGinley comes thru again even though Sloth hasn't hit that hard since the 90's. Don't come in here to be the big spoon whilst stinking of blood and semen because we know it smells CRAZY, when this is over people will be talking about it. Join us on a Galentine's date for two on Friday the 13th for Se7en. Jodie Foster is STILL not impressed, this week on Doom Generation.

Fatal February continues with the most criminally of the insane where we clock a cold sore, a serious Bob, road head head, and a lil' quid pro quo. We affirm that Doom Gen will NOT be helping, in fact we're gonna watch the next bitch get kidnapped! Clarice steels herself for the gangbang and there are no Grissom breaths in a mortuary, get us a bucket, a basket and don't forget the COCOON! Why are you Kevin James right now? Tune in and find out, we're feelin' big through the hips and ROOMY so put the lotion in the basket, it's time for the 35th anniversary of The Silence of the Lambs, now on Doom Generation!

Fatal February is sneakin' creepin' peepin' and DER DA ALEX BEEEEEEE! We're kicking it off from the hair to the stare with multi-colored slime, REALLY sexy people, bad hair, a bummed out dawg, Martha and that mouth-shut money and JAMES FUCKHOUSE! Join us for a tiddy out tantrum because Glenn can smell it and she's closer than before. It's Fatal Attraction, now playing on Doom Generation!

Vajanuary is closing up and we made it y'all! We made sure to put our wigs on BEFORE we enter the bank because THAT'S THE PROCEDURE!

Tune in for condescending dick, an unsuccessful crackhead, a non-English Nigel, Godfather cosplay and the oiliest sex scene featuring En Vogue! Celebrate Queen Latifah's strong wrists and SAGless Ursula in Fredericks of Hollywood and finally, share the tears we turd as we say tah-tah to TT.

We're doing it to the left and the right, we're ready to Set It Off , this time on Doom Generation.

Wheeeeeeeeeee! Start up the Thunderbird and crank up the Ballad of Lucy Jordan because we're driving off into the desert on an adventure with two best friends who find themselves in a heap of trouble. This week we discuss putting 1-800-COLLECT out of business, red bad, blue good, getting away with it if only we could read a map, hot boxing a cop, crop dusting an empty home, Dylan McDermott Mulroney (both sides!) and GATTACAAAAA! Let's go to Mexico it's Thelma & Louise, this time on Doom Generation - wanted in two states!

We're at the mons of Vajanuary so join us as the Doom Crew learns to swim, a catholic Tina Belcher, fart chemical science, Cleo-spatula, Bob Hoskins succeeding where Jack Nicholson failed and oops, a broken hymen. Still saving ourselves for Jake Ryan even though he's a bus driving pederast because a real woman is never too old! Don't take your wig and go home, tune into Mermaids, it's there in his kiss on Doom Generation!

Up next we're headed to a small town to meet three magical women and a horny lil' devil with a teeny lil' ponytail. We're dealing with snowy egrets, boobie dolls, dis-GUS-ting mouth stuff, and so much Gonzo dick and yet no dick at all.

Divorce, desertion or death, don't break a bone and go insane it's a time where maybe we should have read the book even though we could have written it, a movie that made us avoid cherries for 35 years, fall in love with The Witches of Eastwick, this time on Doom Generation.

It's Vajanuary and it feels soooo GOOD! We're heading into a one stunt town with the Pretty Women of the Old West. We got a Roach Ranch, a Colonelin', a pie that's just gotta be had, lesbians? NOPE and we're bringing it all back to the homestead on Mary Stuart Masterson's big juicy ass! Come into our inside outside room, it's Bad Girls on this episode of Doom Generation.