You know who likes to watch? Santa, that's who: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. And if you've been pouting, FORGET ABOUT IT. But would Kris Kringle's (and your) attention be better fixed upon the latest high-end Netflix spy thriller? Come inside for a rare difference of opinion between FC and NC.

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Wassailing arranged by Annabel Port

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The answer is YES we loved After the Party as much as everyone said we would. And yes again: FireCrotch is writing a toi, dans le St. Pancras waiting room avant qu'elle departe pour Gay Pareee. Plus nepo sibs and cinema conflict. Oh, and have we mentioned we're doing a live show?!

Buy tickets to our live show on Saturday 25th Jan: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/

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Editez d'AnnaBEL (tres francaise sounding) Port (pas francaise sounding)

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Happy December, you are now allowed your Christmas tree or wreath. It's too soon for us, but the point is you can go for it now without being insane. 

How was Thanksgiving? What did FireCrotch-y cook and which of her fun capers went awry? 

Plus we talk Ren Faire, the best thing we've seen in ages, from Lance Oppenheim: Harvard Bro.

COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 25TH JANUARY: https://dice.fm/event/avnxb2-they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets

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Edited by the lady who spotted the tape on the window: Annabel E. Port

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We sat down with Jesse at a house, in a cow shed with a corrugated iron roof to talk about the season one finale. Who wants to hear about it? Yeah? Well, you're out of luck, 'cause nothing happened, we just knitted and made salads, did some yoga. And no one will tell you different, because we killed the stripper.

Can he scuba? Will he buckle under the intellectual scrutiny? Could this be the defining moment of his life? Or it could be what is should be: Nothing at all.

BT-Dubz: That's it from Jarmstrong until January, as we're taking a short break. We're not sorry for what we're doing, which is correct, but we're sorry for how it makes you feel. And we're sorry it had to be today.

We're doing a live show! Come and watch us explode on the launch pad: https://dice.fm/partner/dice/event/avnxb2-they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets

Make initial contact: [email protected]

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Corn bread! Gravy! Pecan pie!

Our next-stop-Thanksgiving attitude might annoy some of you but as Bertrand Russell once said: "girl, you do you".

We're doing us this week, which means a classic Thanksgiving film, Wicked's newest fan-girl, and a terrifying letter through the letter-box.

The last few weeks have been glorious, email-wise, so don't let us down now! [email protected] 

Sara's Eurostar ticket nearly broke plus Jones Road of course: patreon.com/theyliketowatch 

Edited by Annabel Port Richardson.

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It's the penultimate episode of season one, and the guests are arriving for a destination wedding in an offshore laundry for turning evil into hard currency.

We're back with showrunner/wedding planner, Jesse Armstrong. We have a lot of time for him, but there may be certain questions: Securing a considerable level of investment for a Napoleonic history podcast - is that nothing? Can he beat Kendall Roy's morning press-up tally ? And how long does he give it? WHAT?! We're just trying to sparkle.

Send us a bear hug letter: [email protected]

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The Christmas/Thanksgiving buffer, total farmer drama, and the conviviality of coroners. It's all within, it's all for you.

We also talk 'Bad Sisters', and Sharon Horgan's hair, writing, and imagined daily routine. 

Write to us: [email protected]

Please please we want your money: patreon.com/theyliketowatch

Edited by the delicious and nutritious Annabel E. Portowitz.

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Buckle up, fuckleheads, and come on into our sandpit for emergent behaviour.

We’re providing a platform to marginalised talent (Jesse), and he’s luring us into a tunnel for Tom Wambsgans’ bachelor party. But not you, Fly Guys - it’s a really tight guest list.

Turn up the bass in the back!

Splooge in our inbox, we’ll put it back in your ears - it’s a closed loop system: [email protected]

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Big news: Sara's back to the gym for the first time since her tonsillectomy. There's a new Peloton instructor on the scene and he's forcing her to ask a lot of questions. 

Medium news: Sara is into Chappell Roan now. 

Little news: Geoff is working hard, but it's from home. He's had fewer adventures. 

This week has been an absolute delight in terms of your email and new Patreon supporters so don't let us down now! It'll break our little hearts!

Write to us, WE LOVE IT: [email protected] 

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Edited by Annabel Emily Port, she of the raven hair

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Roll up, roll up for the festival of grievances!

This week, we relocate Connor's desert ranch, Austerlitz (formerly REDACTED) to take a pop at the champ, Jesse Armstrong. Will it be a very compelling package? Or will it be like tossing a bag of Uzis into a soft-play area?

PLUS: Our fun new game, Sh*t or Shinola?

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There'll be a new U.S. president-elect by the time we do another one of these and that's all either one of us can think about.

But that doesn't mean we don't love you

need you

want you...

We want you, we want you, we want you

On a chair with a dead magazine

In the cave at the tip of the lily

In some hallway where love's never been

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Edited by daughter, friend, mother, and partner Annabel Emily Port

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