We return to the chaotic world of Charlestown Athletic football club, as Darren Conway makes his return to the dugout for the long awaited sequel to the silliest story in world football.

Fleeing loan sharks and fame, our maverick manager has found a new lease of life delivering kebabs in four minutes, until one day a call comes in. Charlestown Athletic is in trouble and there’s only one man who can save them.

As Darren accepts the challenge to lead his club back to glory, and win the East Finglas Men’s Shed League, he sets about building a new team and reluctantly welcomes back to the fold an old partner from the glory years.

If you haven't heard it, the first part of our odyssey in the world of Charlestown Athletic is Ep 85: The Impossible Job.

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Chocolate sauce or ketchup on every meal for life, the chance and danger of bringing your dreams to life, a future of unfortunate nicknames for someone close to the pod.

There’s a challenge to eat as much ham as possible in 60 seconds, and the offer of an extra hour in the day to better yourself finds surprisingly little enthusiasm.

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We hear future predictions from the past, Joe is seduced by the potential to get in the ground floor of seaweed. We wonder how far away humanity is from living life under the sea, and there’s a few ideas thrown around in the hunt for a new online trend to rival Dublin’s cherry tomatoes bridge.

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Darren has been spotted out in public and he’s been making a great impression on the general public.

We’re asked if we would be happy to eat baked goods delivered by a well-meaning neighbours, and recall the weirdness of sitting in a friends house while he eats chicken nuggets but offers none.

We accidentally go down a rabbit hole on the 90s phenomenon of Ernest films

There’s a chance to craft our very own (fictional) conspiracy theory, and we choose what one song we would choose to have written.

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Is the magic of TV being intentionally dispatched with to accommodate our addiction to our phones? Could Darren and Joe resurrect Irish TV with some very unorthodox ideas?

We educate Darren on Nollaig na mBan, and hear about Ireland’s windiest night.

Darren bemoans the ingratitude of dogs getting gifts, but gives us an insight into the world of doggie Christmas.

Joe brings us news of jellyfish aliens and he also has some ideas on how to make darts a more competitive spectacle, including allowing blocking your opponent’s attempt to throw a dart.

And in a major turn in the new year, Eoin takes Joe’s word for something.

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A listener contacts us in need of advice about a strange, potentially dangerous situation involving an enraged pensioner and ice cubes.

Darren sings the praises of cute rats in a glass case and we contemplate an eternity without the sun or the stars.

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We bring you another guest appearance from Terence Power – recorded during his recent stint standing in for Darren.

Joe’s rogue eyebrow hair gives him an idea to forge a brave new path for men’s grooming.

One listener’s dedication and geographic location leave us stunned, and we hear a peculiar quandary of utmost awkwardness

There’s some discussion on cult uniforms, with Terence going for an outfit loyal to his roots, while Joe argues we’d all be warmer and more comfortable without any clothes.

We decide there has been enough about Christmas and we get back to the grind with a classic would you rather – involving a very public tribute to one of the superstars of 1990s wrestling.

And then the offer arises of a sandwich date with JFK, Charles Manson or the Pope – a trickier decision than we’d have imagined, and a slightly more predictable imagining of how it might go if Joe went for a ham and cheese sambo with Manson.

We learn about the real Saint Stephen and his pretty grim end.

Darren is amazed to learn there is mass on Christmas day and Joe tells us about how he once considered a life in the priesthood.

One listener wants to know how much of Joe’s time is lost to complaining.

We find ourselves exploring the history of capes, assessing our own cape tolerance, and discovering Darren wants to wear a cape.

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Joe finds unmitigated joe in the segue of a lifetime, before he reverts to form as Christmas cheer gets on his nerve.

Darren resolves to double down on nicotine and Joe is inspired to join him, and there’s a moment of appreciation for the magic of sliced ham.

One listener hopes Joe finds no cheer in Christmas, but presume he doesn’t want it anyway and Joe, of course, goes on about the many miseries of the festive season, from the anxiety of the overflowing green bin to the stress of dressing.

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We're joined once again by Terence Power of The Talking Bollox Podcast, as Darren continues his recuperation.

It doesn't take long for Terry to get into the Stall It mindset, as we discuss a fear of interstellar jinxes, time capsules designed to cruelly fool humans of the 23rd century, unlucky numbers around the world, the science of that feeling someone is watching you, and the desire to discover another plane of existence - if only just for something to do on a dull evening.

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