After turning his life around, a caller explains why he sometimes looks back fondly on his violent youth.

Afterwards a musician debates whether or not to embrace a villainous persona and a final caller tries to move out of their mom’s place.

It is a nice day out. I am a gecko.

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A new father wrestles with his lack of emotional connection towards his 18 month old baby. 

Afterwards a caller recounts an encounter he had at the Rainforest Cafe that he’s at least pretty sure was a date.

I’ll put this on the fridge. I am a gecko.

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A caller debates whether or not to keep seeing a convicted felon she met on Tinder.

Afterwards a stay-at-home mom attempts to start a career and I talk to caller on his morning walk.

It is now your turn. I am a gecko.

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A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father.

Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order.

Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko.

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A caller tells their story of getting two abortions as a teenager while being sued by her mother.

One day I will reach the top shelf. I am a gecko.

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A guy with three children calls in to brainstorm ways to get his life together after an intense love affair severely disrupts his life.

Then a caller talks about attending various competitive video game tournaments and a final caller tries to find someone to build Legos with.

I like your haircut. I am a gecko.

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A woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter.

Then a final caller and I reflect on how she might scheme her way out of a day job. 

It’s a whole thing. I am a gecko. 

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A caller who lost his virginity to his cousin seeks to shed his shame. 

Afterwards a guy in his 50s shares his journey of getting his mental health in order and a final caller fills me in on an 8th grade crush that’s caused turbulence in his adulthood. 

Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko. 

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A caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses.

Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his responsibilities and a final caller figures out how much a goat costs.

Peel that glue off your hands. I am a gecko.

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A caller explains how smoking meth helped them realize they enjoy wearing women’s clothing.

Afterwards a prison guard talks about the bizarre things they’ve dealt with on the job and a final caller talks about what it’s like to have a second butthole.

I think I left the oven on. I am a gecko.

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A caller marries a stranger she meets on a girls trip to Belize, which snowballs into one of the most intense experiences of her life.

Then a final caller reflects on meeting and breaking up with an online boyfriend after one of my live shows.  

Google says there are 24 species of hamster. I am a gecko.

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