Hey everyone,

Hope you're all having a cracking festive build up.

They certainly were back in the mists of time in Ambridge with a vertiable banger of a week.

• Joe selling bootleg cider punch at Deck the Halls (Gills).
• Nigel doing a gorilla striptease (possibly).
• Helen doubling up as a baby laxative (always).
• New Netflix series just dropped : Mike Tucker in Paris (Oui Oui!),

We loved every minute of it, as I think you'll detect in this episode of the pod.

Listen to the full Patreon special: 2009 Christmas by clicking here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/patreon-special-118341756?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

Christmas 2010 to follow next week.

Lots of love,

TCS

xxx

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Hey all.

A big welcome to new Patrons: Charlie, Jerry, Richard, Annabelle and Anna. Thanks so much for your support.

Check out David's pedantry here: https://www.bikeradar.com/features/long-reads/cycling-environmental-impact

And go see Christmas Present and Correct here : https://www.lichfieldgarrick.com/events/christmas-present-correct

Have a very merry Christmas, see you on the other side.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Huge shoutout and hugs to new Patrons: Sarah, Laura, Joanne, Jaqui, Harriet and Deborah.

Props also to legend Andrew Miles for his upgrade.

Join us this week as we zoom round the lanes of Ambridge trying to keep up with the lunatic Leonard.

On our list for Scary Santa:

• Saint Mick : The carpark roadie gives us a nightmare before Christmas.
• Zain-y Races : David goes in hot pursuit.
• Keeping Council : Is Emma getting booted from the parish?

Produced by Matthew Weir

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If there's another Archers' podcast out there covering Napalm Death, Carly Simon and Iron Maiden this weekend, we'd like to see them in The Bull car park.

Preferably NOT next to Mick's van.

Huge love to new patrons Amanda and Louise, thanks so much!

As always, massive respect to all in The Cider Shed Patreon Gang, link to join below.

Now, if you don't mind, we booked the following:

• Camp David : The Brookfield Saint saves the hay.
• Cottage Industry : Borsertshire Fakes dot com
• Leap of Faith : An ex-Ambridge girl goes back to her roots.

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Join us this week as we take you to the Borsetshire Hereford Cattle Society's afterparty, we discuss Mick giving Keri the ick and Brad and Kirsty making a beaver flick.

Huge welcome to new Patrons, Paul, Tony, Aimée and Jason.

What we naming this goat then?

• Turf War : Helen goes to ground in the house sale.
• Droning On : Should Brad be divided?
• Feline Good : When you have no more stories, throw a dead cat onto on the table.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Hey there listeners, despite a few beavers in the machine earlier, the pod is now up with all ads and jingles.

A big welcome and thank you to new Patrons: Elizabeth, Marie and Paula.

• Dam Gurl : Rex is eager for beavers.
• Slum Chums : Helen reaches a new, cheesy level of condescension
• Passive Aggressive House : What's got Tony's goat?

Produced by Matthew Weir

British Hen Welfare Trust as mentioned by John Doolan : https://www.bhwt.org.uk/

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Join Keri, Matthew and their AI assistant Rex this week as they cover that slightly early Christmas Carol plot.

We're also visited by a ghost of Ambridge future that you DIDN'T hear from on The Archers this week.

Rest in Power June Spencer: We pay tribute.

Massive thanks to new patrons, Richard, Melanie, Marie and Sam and a big shout-out to Chloe for the upgrade. Much appreciated, all of you.

Now, where do you want to go today?

• Curtains for Kirsty? : Helen loses the drapes of wrath.
• Rex Education : Justin takes a walk on rewild's side.
• Chariots of Dire : Will and Ed take the fun out of the run.

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What can we do when Ambridge dishes up a week like THAT one we just had?

Make a pod about it I guess.

Thanks to new Patrons: Richard, Steven, Claire, James, Lauren, Luke, Caroline, Colin and Hannah, and a big up to John and Francesca for their upgrades.

Name the following kittens:

Death by Bonfire Cheese : Will Helen's plans hamper Fallon.

Butt of The Joke : Wesley wins The Ashes.

You Rexy Thing : All is Fairbrother in Love and War.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Hey everyone.

WE. ARE. BACK.

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they cover Brian making his big screen debut, Darrington cooking up an event to rival 'Apple Day' and Adam going raving in the jungle.

A huge, warm, mulled-cidery welcome to our SEVEN new Patrons: Tom, Steve, Frances, Debbie, Adam, Sally and Katy.

Empty your pockets of the following please:

In Cell : George sums up prison for Brad.

Core Skills : An Apple Day a day keeps the Grundys in pay.

Salem's Lottie : It's spooky disco inferno time with Ian and Adam's new bestie.

Produced by Matthew Weir

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Join us as we get into exactly what's waiting for George at Handale Prison, what's showing at Felpersham Orpheus this weekend and we ponder what might be the issue with the Ambridge tourist industry.

Huge thanks to Rachel, Neil and Lara for becoming patrons and to James Griffiths who upgraded his membership. Bless you all.

We're very grateful to Heather Jones and Legal Beagle for their lovely reviews and last but not least, to our listener and patron Courtney (he of the mighty Mr Cartwright impression) who selflessly gave us our title this week.

Please rise:

Rage Against The Tagine : Is there something fishy about Lynda's peace offering?

Thick End of The Wedge : Adam helps out in The Tearoom.

Boycott The Bull : Lilian reaches a new low.

Produced by Matthew Weir

Mike Tucker singing the theme tune from Casualty on TV Burp : https://youtu.be/_i0Ti1cvVD0?t=219

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Join Keri and Matthew this week AND 22 NEW PATRONS! (shoutouts at the end you lovely people) as they kick the hornets' nest that is The Archers into the long grass.

Baking in the oven, we have:

Love at First Sting? : Zainab scooters into Ben's life.

Bad-Time Story : Alice reads George his wrongs.

Fake Off : Khalil likes to stir, but still gets his cake.

Produced by Matthew Weir

Go see Susie Riddell in this : https://millatsonning.com/shows/the-whistling/

And go see Madeleine Leslay in this : https://www.warhorseonstage.com/

It's Lonely At The Centre Of The Earth by the immensely talented Zoe Thorogood:

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