A gang of chill guys (and girl) just podding. YKTV. The spirit of the latest meme has infected the team, and they are all delusionally convinced that they are the chillest on the team (1:23). Speaking of chill guys, did you know that the cool guys with 5 inches are now in (9:38)? Anywho, Jay Leno has found himself in quite a predicament, and the guys dig into their detective bags to try to figure out what reaally gave him that black eye (15:35). Jeff Stamos is trying to fool us with a wig cap, and Mal is confused why Denzel is trying to fool us by saying he kissed a man on set (26:18). Speaking of conspiracies, Rory wants to know why the red pill/tinfoil hat community has nothing to say about Elon or Kim Kardashian, and Mal doesn’t believe that Kai is actually sleeping on his stream (42:42). Meanwhile, J. Cole’s podcast dropped, and Rory has some complaints for the team, and also wants to nominate ‘The Come Up’ for a Best New Album grammy, which causes a debate about just how much the average fan knows about their favorite artist (54:06). We finally address the Grammy nominations (1:13:13), and then get into voicemails (1:25:25). The first one is from a man who wants to cheat on his girlfriend bc her libido had decreased, and the second is from a guy who wants to know how to handle a money situation that's tearing his family apart.

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Gang is all back in town! After a long vacation filled with barefoot R&B synths and TMZ interviews, Rory is finally back at work. The team briefly catches up with him, before getting into a debate about the historic (snore, snore) fight between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson (6:12). They have some conversation regarding content creating and Netflix's next moves before finally addressing the fail that was Bill Burr's post-election monologue (29:33). When one journey begins, another one ends - J.Cole and his manager and lifelong friend are taking us on an audio journey through Cole's career (35:20), while the infamous Whoreible Decisions podcast has made an announcement that their show is coming to an end (47:46). Tyler The Creator's festival, Camp Flog Gnaw, was over the weekend, and the team discusses what festival fits their vibe the most (1:01:51). We also speak on Netflix not messing up a Beyonce Christmas due to low bandwidth, and its new live sport experience (1:07:29). Also discussed were the most overrated actors and standup comedians (Mal hates The Rock) (1:14:54). We have voicemails! The first one is from a guy who is bisexual and doesn't know how to tell his family (1:43:45), and the second is from a caller who Rory therapizes simply off the one question he asked about his mom and sister's family dynamic with him (1:56:30).

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The minorities are back in charge! The gingerbread man is out of town on business so the YN’s (and an ON) are holding it down. Starting off with some light banter, after trying to defend Clay (from himself, per usual) and figuring out who is really in danger of these insane monkeys in the Carolinas, Julian poses a question to the room - which person would you remove off of social media permanently if given the choice (caveat - Meek Mill is not an available answer on the board) (13:11). We try to figure out the reason for people’s public emotional crash outs, and it leads to a conversation about friends having underlying feelings, and people having a hard time processing joy (16:47). Kehlani has been under heavy scrutiny due to a nasty custody battle with her child’s father - we go over the available evidence and give opinions on how co-parenting with the wrong person could ruin your life (49:15). SZA has a new album coming, and Mal shares a recent conversation he had with her (1:08:48). We have voicemails! One guy needs advice on how to handle his 'scaring-the-niceyoungwomen' friend (1:16:50) and leads to a convo about wanting to hear someones thoughts during intercourse, and the second is from a guy who discovered Jay Z later in life and is convinced he’s trash (1:29:24). Oh, and update - the Knicks still suck.

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 After a long weekend of dealing with Americans, the team discusses where they would live if they were to leave America, and how they would turn their lives around (4:26). Rory reminisces on his school days, both of being greek in college and being inappropriate in grade school (21:57). This leads to a conversation about gangs and the women who join them (don’t ask me how we got here, but we’re here) (36:16) and how men should be able to call the police on women for domestic violence (if you’re expecting us to be progressive about this, shift your expectations) (49:17). We have voicemails! Caller #1 wants advice on if he should leave his tip drill lover, leading the gang to ponder which qualities are most important in a partner (1:09:00), and Caller #2 wants to see if he should take his homie to court for bringing him into an infidelity lie (1:32:30).

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Everybody alright? Okay, let’s get to it (2:09). The team is back after the election to give their thoughts on where they think the democratic party went wrong with the presidential race. While the rest of the world focused on the election, Kai Cenat is on 24 hour streaming duty with Mafiathon, and has been hitting headlines because of some controversial guests (36:30). Questions are raised regarding his responsibility to his young audience, as well as his guests responsibility to their ex girlfriends (57:23). T.I. and Young Thug have been seen together making music, and the guys are wondering who else Thug can keep around (other than Mariah The Scientist) to keep him out of trouble and off of drugs. We talk all of the new music that’s come out that we love (1:06:46), and give Freddie Gibbs his flowers, including a controversial take about his catalog made by none other than Rory himself (1:17:38). We have voicemails (1:27:42)! The first caller is a man who wants his geriatric football playing friend to hang up his cleats, and the second caller is a man who got the ick from a woman being fanned out (1:32:43).

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Welcome to November! The gang is back after an eventful halloween weekend! They catch up with each other (2:20), and gain some clarity on some tweets made over that time frame by a crew member (12:35). This leads to a convo about the clutch time thinking of a man when told to go to the store to get condoms during an intimate moment (14:19), before we react to the news of Young Thug gaining his freedom, and consider what that might mean for him and his career (24:08). Drake was active outside as well - his attendance at Vince Carter’s jersey retirement ceremony game and alleged threats to Demar DeRozan went viral, and the guys give their thoughts (37:54). Meanwhile, Lil Wayne did a HotBoyz reunion at Lil Weezyana fest, and his performance confirmed what many already believed in regard to his request for a Superbowl performance (55:00). Tyler the Creator is coming for his respect with his sales hitting almost 300K for the first week of his latest project, will he be the first rapper to see Taylor Swift numbers (1:09:42)? Dj Envy is in hot water with the internet after a video of his daughter in a Lil Kim costume went viral, and Rory gives his opinion as a father (1:19:40). Speaking of viral, another Cam Newton clip is making its rounds, with an accompanying message from his current girlfriend about the openness of their relationship (1:29:03). We have voicemails! The first is from a man checking Rory’s temperature about an alleged incident involving women (14:35), and the second is from a guy trying to decide if his coworker is flirting with him (1:51:11).

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Did you pay your rent yet? Well, go do that and then come back. Okay. Now that you’re back, Happy Belated Halloween! The crew is in the studio, in costume (except Mal), and in the spirit. First on the docket - Mal is clipped up multiple times in Megan Thee Stallion’s new documentary ‘In Her Words’, and he calls her and the production team out for only acknowledging his bad words and not the good. They double down on previous things said about her case. Demaris gets vulnerable about a dream she had about Meg, forcing Mal and Rory to call each other about some live show habits. 6ix9ine and Diddy are allegedly in the same correctional facility, and the jokes arise about how prison life would suit each of us. Speaking of Diddy, his sons are on a p r e s s run, and Ray J is their focal point. Do you think they have the right to press people for speaking on their father’s sins? Speaking of a full court press, Ari Lennox is tired of Dreamville and Interscope playing in her face, and Rory & Mal are on her side. Metro Boomin has some nasty allegations out about him, Snoop & Dr. Dre are coming out with an album Mal swears no one wants, AND we have voicemails! The first leads us to discussing closure, clitori, and albatross’, and the second has the guys allllll in a bartenders pockets. 

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We’re back! Happy Tuesday! We start this episode by giving some flowers to legendary DJ Clarke Kent (1:43). Rory immediately goes from love to smoke, addressing journalist Toure’s comment towards Mal, while calling him out on some allegations (6:19). Tyler The Creator has dropped his latest project, and the guys give their review off their first listen, with Rory clearing up his statement on Patreon that is receiving criticism from the hip-hop community (12:45). Lil Durk has been arrested in connection to a murder-for-hire plot, and the guys have some things to say to the people on the internet about the rhetoric surrounding the case (30:30). We then have our Love Is Blind correspondent, Clay Gravesande, join us to give his thoughts on the latest season (46:45). He gives his thoughts on the lasting couples, the Tyler & Ashley debacle that’s taken the internet by storm (1:00:52), his current standing with Willow Ryder after the previous drama (1:35:02), and how he feels about AD being on a new dating show (1:41:14).  We have voicemails! A man wants to know if we knew about the group trend of men sharing underwear (1:45:00), + more!

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Happy Friday Gang! Rory is back and complaining as usual, this time about how Demaris managed to out ‘Karen’ him… if that’s even possible (01:14). After a heated debate about whats too far when sending your friend to the deli on an errand, they briefly discuss Bronny’s moment with his dad and before giving Tommy Richman his (well-deserved) lashings about claiming to not be a hip-hop artist while submitting for the rap categories at the Grammys (19:48). Who is to blame for this being allowed - the Grammys, the rap legends before us, or is it all on us as the consumers (38:25)? Mal is on Obama’s ass for playing the race card when trying to get people to vote for Kamala, and we all take a second to decide if Eminem (or any other celebrity) is really going to swing the vote when it comes to any election (53:16). Tyler is getting the people outside as well with his $5 listening session at arenas (1:07:03), but Rory cant make it - he’s been inside cautiously since finding out he made Drake’s alleged “opp list” (1:11:40). We have voicemails! The first is from a man who is holding on to some very funny childhood trauma (1:17:48), the next is from a man who is giving money to women who don't like him (1:26:01), and finally our Baltimore fellow is calling in for advice on how to deal with a woman who rubbed his poverty in his face (1:36:52).

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Happy Tuesday, gang! The team hasn't seen each other in a while because of tour so we come in, catch up, and get to the sh*ts! While Rory & Mal were holding down the fort in the 6, and Julian was in the Carolinas trying to asses the damage done by his GOAT (15:40), Demaris was in New York at an event called 'Bottle Wars', causing the team to pass well-deserved judgement over her and what she does in her free time (21:00). Speaking of judgement, is Martha Stewart a bad person (25:40)? The iconic businesswoman has a documentary coming out October 30th, and in it she discusses what led to the dissolution of her marriage - including some secrets she kept for over 30 years. We discuss some other things we're currently watching, including Love Is Blind, and consider bringing Clay back as a correspondent (36:00). In other media news, the democrats put on an advertising masterclass (insert sarcasm) with their latest voting ad (39:58). The team is split on how they feel about it. Kendrick sat down with SZA for a chat for Harper's Bazaar, and we discuss some of the things both artists said that touched us personally (54:45). Julian is over the moon about a new Tyler project that's coming next week, we review his latest snippet, and give our usual predictions on what we expect and hope for with his forthcoming release (1:13:19). We have voicemails! The first is a guy whose lying a** ex won't leave his momma and church home alone (1:31:10), and the second (trigger warning: STI'S, Depression, self-harm) is from a guy who tried to fornicate his way through depression, and ended up catching an incurable STI (1:53:06).

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Big Friday tings! The guys recently discovered that Angel Reese has a podcast, and recently hosted an episode with model Kayla Nicole that went viral when Kayla explained why dressing up as Teyana Taylor was her most embarrassing moment (2:16). Meanwhile, Mal is having a hard time understanding why women allegedly don't take accountability for being wrong or apologize, which leads into a conversation about being self-aware, as Julian presents us with a study (and Mal presents Rory with examples) to show us just how unaware we are (16:15). Julia Fox said that dating Kanye West was the worst thing that ever happened to her, and Azealia Banks tore her a new one (34:35). Kanye's mental health becomes the topic, and we ask each other about the biggest mental health hurdle we've ever had to deal with from a significant other (41:52). Speaking of issues, a man named Gucci3rdLeg exists. We don't STD shame, but we encourage everyone to never provide fellatio to a Corpus spongiosum that has an open lesion, for their own health and safety (48:35). We have voicemails! The first one is from a man asking if his coworker is mentally off for buying her own flowers (1:05:16), and the second is a woman who's boo has some friends crossing boundaries (1:17:31).

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