Now that you’ve heard the first two episodes of “Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up” - make sure to check out the rest of the series!

On Youtube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqfSLDny7bKooPXShVVwF_0LKFI9GDtUB&si=AKcUw140sE5uuzqc

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Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - are shocked when the town of Hallmark is assaulted by the forces of Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire. Can they escape the tree lighting ceremony, or will they fall into the hands of his army of madmen (and women) [and they/thems]?!

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Our Cast:
Game Master - Ryan LaPlante
Holly Ringer - Del Borovic
Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford
Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow
Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:
Editor - Ryan LaPlante
Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

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Holly Ringer is returning to the town of Hallmark after her mother's death, meets her best friend Patty Kaek, reconnects with her high-school crush Cole Mississippi, and is surprised by her celebrity boyfriend Johnny Evans before the Chestnut Festival begins with a tree-lighting ceremony none of them will ever forget.
 

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Our Cast:
Game Master - Ryan LaPlante
Holly Ringer - Del Borovic
Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford
Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow
Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot

Our Crew:
Editor - Ryan LaPlante
Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

- Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/)

- X/Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic)

We’re giving you the chance to hear the first two episodes of our amazing holiday special mini-series “Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up” - if you enjoy it, follow the rest of the series!

On Youtube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqfSLDny7bKooPXShVVwF_0LKFI9GDtUB&si=AKcUw140sE5uuzqc

On Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6oHtBMayQyD5J79TGXwbyF?si=8a598a1f8e6b4911

Or you can find Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up by searching anywhere podcasts can be found (and if it isn’t on your player of choice, hit us up on our socials @dumbdumbdice)

The coterie arrived at the town hall meeting, though in slightly different ways. Everett, Doris and Val attempted to allay the concerns of the council members, but not before 5 frenzied vampires burst into the room and a mysterious voice announced that the experiment had failed, the prophecy was true, and they would all eat other. Will the feasting begin with Everett as Evangeline heads straight for his neck?

Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Everett, Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Val and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra) as Evangeline.

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The coterie was notified that a Town Hall meeting was about to begin in response to a slew of murders at the hands of vampires. Everett reluctantly agreed that it was his duty to attend, Doris’s tarot cards warned of great danger and a meeting of the minds, Val hated pretty much everything, and, Evangeline, along with 4 other captives, was forced into a frenzy, soon to be unleashed on an unsuspecting Town Hall.

Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Everett, Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Val and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra) as Evangeline.

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Val and Everett avoided talking about the whole “Dad” thing as they returned to the station, Doris interrogated their prisoner and learned that someone with terrifying skill had tampered with his memory, and Evangeline awoke in a basement, facing a cauldron of boiling blood and a strange and powerful vampire, her face concealed by a beaded veil. Just what is this new vampire’s plan for a brighter future?

Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Everett, Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Val and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra) as Evangeline.

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Everett and Val captured one of their assailants, but only after Val murdered the other two and called Everett “Dad,” Evangeline was drained of blood to the point of torpor, and Doris was treated at Desanti General Hospital, then climbed on top of a taxi, having apparently expected a horse and carriage. Will the coterie heed the voice on Everett’s radio and abandon New Haven and throw themselves at the mercy of Lilith and her Children?

Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Everett, Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Val and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra) as Evangeline.

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With the shooters having blown up the squad car, damaged Cherry and peeled away in different directions, the coterie commandeered two vehicles and split up to cover more ground. Doris stayed behind to watch the crime scene and had a meaningful conversation about nothing with occult shop owner Margery Pritchard, Everett and Val cornered one of the vans in an alley and began their attack, and Evangeline found the second van as it came out of nowhere and crashed into her.

Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Everett, Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Val and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra) as Evangeline.

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The coterie discovered that the corpse was indeed a snare meant to lure in vampires when a powerful ward blasted Doris back in a burst of white fire. With missing surveillance footage and a number of recent staff changes at the Sunset Retirement Home, it seems that the planning behind the attack was more sophisticated than originally suspected. Who amongst the coterie will survive the flurry of bullets now raining down upon them?

Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Everett, Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Val and Laura Elizabeth (@lauraehamstra) as Evangeline.

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