Holy s**t! It’s our 200th episode, and we’re celebrating with frank discussion of Chelsea’s extremely embarrassing foray into roleplay. Here are the Polyester magazine photos that started it all. We also get into Kristin Davis’ new podcast Are You a Charlotte?, the Golden Globes nominations, Matthieu Blazy’s appointment at Chanel, John Galliano’s exit from Margiela, Lauren’s phobia of the midwife bear in Wicked, and Chelsea’s latest hyperfixation: solving JonBenét Ramsey’s murder. 

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Today’s episode is dedicated to the late, great Javier, the fictional fashion designer who died of a heroin overdose in this bizarre Zoolander-esque episode of Sex and the City. Topics discussed include Char’s widower fetish, Samantha’s odd encounter with Leonardo DiCaprio, Miranda’s harrowing solo choking incident, and Carrie’s first Mr. Big relapse.

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On today’s episode, we discuss the latest crop of deeply random hotline calls. Topics discussed include the ethics of following Donald Trump on Instagram, the divisive Cartier love bangle, our new favorite film Vox Lux, and more! 

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It’s a slow news week, so we’re still talking about the deeply bizarre “holding space” video from the Wicked press tour. We also discuss the nominees for 2025 AVN awards, Sean Baker’s fabulous new film Anora, and we finally answer the question that is on everyone’s mind: which Sex and the City boyfriend has the biggest schlong? 

Chelsea’s newsletter recs: Back Row by Amy Odell, Dana Thomas, Starf*cker by Liz Goldwyn, Sighs & Whispers by Laura Helms, Opulent Tips by Rachel Tashjian (this is invitation only, maybe DM her on Twitter?)

Our favorite Louis Vuitton shows: S/S 2003 & S/S 2012. Honorable mentions go to S/S 2008 and S/S 2013. Also here is the full video of Andre Leon Talley talking about F/W 2012. 

Our handbag recs: Sandy Liang’s Recital bag, Telfar x Wilson’s Leather Carry bag, The Clare V Petit Moyen in Black & Cream Woven Checker or Courrèges’ Holy Tote Bag

Greetings earthlings! We’re back to discuss Chelsea’s latest obsession: the congressional hearings about UAPs. Don’t believe in aliens? Check out the terrifying “jellyfish” video that was recently leaked from a military base in Iraq. We also discuss the second installment of Every Outfit Couture, the new Coachella line-up, Ellen and Portia’s post-election move to England, Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, the tragic fate of John Waters’ latest film project, David Lynch’s new interview with People, Dave Coulier’s cancer diagnosis and THAT photo with John Stamos, the latest installment of Vogue World, and Alfonso Cuarón’s baffling new limited series Disclaimer. 

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We’re back from Europe and diving straight into the best (and worst) fashion and pop culture moments in recent weeks: People’s “Sexiest Man Alive”, the Grammy nominations, the Martha Stewart documentary, Joker: Folie à Deux, Lady Gaga’s new music video, and the December issue of Vogue, which was guest edited by Marc Jacobs.

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Today we process the disastrous outcome of the US presidential election and retreat to our safe space: Sex and the City reruns. And this week we’re discussing a truly great episode “Politically Erect”, a.k.a. the episode where Carrie dates a politician with a piss fetish, Stanford goes to The Vagina Monologues, Charlotte throws a party, and Samantha reluctantly beds a short king. Plus: an unhinged digression about which founding father is the most fuckable. 

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Ello gov'na! We’re recording today’s episode in London, the birthplace of Annabelle Bronstein! Topics discussed include Chelsea’s trip on the Orient Express, finding herpes medication in Amsterdam, Megan Thee Stallion’s thoughts on Sex and the City, Luca Guadagnino’s American Psycho, Addison Rae’s rebrand, Gwen Stefani’s political leanings, and more!

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On today’s hotline episode, we discuss our most embarrassing moments, the ‘90s films Simply Irresistible and Kissing Jessica Stein, our skincare routines, the pluses and minuses of starting an amateur porn career, our favorite Edith Head costumes, Death Becomes Her vs. The Substance and more!

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On today’s episode, we discuss the ever-controversial Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, the new lesbian housewife on RHONY, the Costume Institute’s upcoming exhibition Superfine: Tailoring Black Style, Jojo Siwa and Interview’s respective Liza Minnelli tributes, the new Menendez Brothers doc, and Tesla’s underwhelming new robots. Plus: the ladies discuss the premiere of Lauren’s film Sugar Baby and Chelsea reports back from the SWEAT tour.  

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Today we’re diving into Great Sexpectations, the tale of Carrie and Berger’s lackluster sexual chemistry, Miranda’s Jules & Mimi addiction, Samantha’s obsession with the hot waiter from Raw, and Charlotte’s quest to join the Jewish faith. Beware fuckettes! There is an upsetting amount of puns in this episode.