The Onion bought InfoWars, Aliens in Washington D.C., the strangest question ever, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson tomorrow, the 2024 Neiman Marcus holiday catalog game, Shawn screamed at someone, oh great we're fighting again, Polymarket CEO gets raided, the real Matt Gaetz conspiracy, Hurricane Sara update and so much more!

A weird moment on CNN, Drew Barrymore is getting too close, no more flights to Haiti, Papa Johns is not doing well, a naked man found underneath an old woman's house, bad news for a Full House star, a huge axe throwing problem, Cuddles & Consent, the man who faked his own death, we're back in the high life again and so much more!

A terrible Wheel of Fortune contestant, Frankie McDonald is going rogue, dancing in the Wall of Death, Trump's big plan, the end of Info Wars, a cop vs and old man, Shawn finally reviews The Substance, Yellowstone kills off Kevin Costner, Netflix speedwatchers are weird, something called Djent, an incredible deal and so much more!

A fight on an airplane, two news bloopers, rumors of Biden stepping down, a famous photographer and a bloody kettlebell, FEMA caught red handed, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Michael Strahan Veteran's Day controversy, Amazon's brand new gadget, Biden vs beach sand, Not Like Us, Things Will Be Different vs Studio 666 and so much more!

A judge offers a stern warning, Operation Skin So Soft, random racist text messages, a full moon during an NFL game, the super skinny astronaut, 3 women shot after an election fight, This Week in Florida, One Direction death arrests, the downtown shooting arrest report, Mark Wahlberg's restaurant in flames and so much more!

Social media relationships in flames, the Green Day game boy game, 43 monkeys escape from a lab, refusing to give up your seat on a plane, the United States Squirrel Census, Kamala's classy speech, the ticking time bomb in your kitchen, Biden talks about what's next, an update in the Suitcase Murder Trial, celebrities are really going through it right now and so much more!

Trump wins big in the election, some pretty unhinged reactions, Florida takes some hits from MSNBC crazies, what Kamala said to Trump, Christina Applegate says unfollow me, the 'I'm leaving Florida' people, the stock market surges, Holy Smokes on CNN, Stranger Things is back with the Rightside Up, RFK Jr is doing his thing and so much more!

Shawn's election predictions, Dixville Notch votes first, the final rallies for Trump and Kamala, interviews at the polls, a man attempts to be a human torch, don't sleep on men, Mike Tyson realizes he was wrong, Kamala Harris fakes a door knock, a sheriff blames the Ambien, Joe Rogan makes an endorsement, the TikTok vote and so much more!

Shoot right through the media, a genius-level voting sticker idea, Josh comes up with the best marketing move ever, Amish people voting, a news reporter cries, a fight at an NFL game, Amy K wants a very particular video of Shawn, the Undertaker soundtrack, a school gives students a day off, beach sex with a hatchet, Halloween shooting updates and so much more!

Cracker bombs are dropping, a Halloween shooting downtown, funny trick-or-treat tales from last night, 2 IEDs found at the Hard Rock, Heidi Klum's awkward costume, please send me to prison, the square pizza fight, thousands gather for a fake parade, I quit and I'm leaving, This Week in Florida, a Manga fight and so much more!

We're all in costume for a Halloween show, Trump is a garbage man, survive for 72 hours, Moe debuts his special costume, a spooky Halloween battle, the actor from Netflix's Menendez Brothers show is in trouble, Biden is eating little kid's legs, the greatest costume of the year, looters hit LA after a World Series win and so much more!