#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy

2 weeks ago Chris recorded an episode that legit almost took down the podcast with how much you pigs hated it, well he is starting this one off HOTTTTT and out for blood going off on all of you who hated on him!! We also update the Bills offer for John, Chris talks meeting Cobra Kai bros and we just have a good old time on the podcast. Cool?

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Joe DeRosa comes by to tell us why he hates New York City, how the

landlords should just give us homes for free because we are piggies

waiting to be fed, talks about HOTTTYYYY Luigi, and a whole bunch of

other stuff. He's also kind of hungover which makes for an interesting

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy

recorded live in a Wisconsin pancake house, chaos and comedy collide! 🍴 From unexpected menu surprises to hilarious anecdotes about life, family, and food culture, Chris serves up his signature unfiltered humor alongside a stack of laughs. Plus, the crew dives into topics like comedy club meals, airport run-ins, and why everyone needs pancakes for the table.

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy

Chris learns all about Joshua Block aka "World of T-Shirts", he vents about paying people based on percentages, updates the amount of bowel movements tampa tony has made in the new american regime, tries to figure out what to do with Chrissy Chaos and then we ask Chris to go over in detail all of his different phases and fads.

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy

Chris recorded this podcast from a gym in Salt Lake City because his life is spiraling out of control and it's the best he could do. He drank too much coffee, talked about his desperate attempt to find the corn of the dark arts that is banned in mormon town SLC, fixated on his own hair and then just went off on tangents. Chrissy put the chaos back on big time for this one.

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy

Chris and JB Smoove dive into stories about doing commercials with Carmelo Anthony, their best (and worst) bald icons, and JB’s unconventional journey from comedy clubs to Curb Your Enthusiasm. JB dishes out wisdom on staying positive, his vegan lifestyle, and the art of bringing big energy to every room. Plus, Chris and JB make a pact to go vegan until Christmas—NYC better watch out!

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy

Chris and Tony talk about the Yankees, Chris' dad makes a shocking revelation about who he's voting for, they have some laughs about their family and more!

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#Podcast #Comedy

In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, host Chris Distefano and guest Jeff Arcuri explore the quirks of Texas culture, including the recurring idea of Texan secession, mixed with Chris's tongue-in-cheek loyalty to the British monarchy. They move into comical discussions on their cultural heritage, with Chris and Jeff sharing stories about name mispronunciations and ethnic stereotypes, bringing plenty of self-deprecating laughs. The conversation shifts to the highs and lows of their stand-up experiences, especially at the Comedy Cellar and on cruise ships, capturing the absurd realities of comedy life. The episode wraps up with Chris and Jeff reflecting on relationships and family dynamics, including Jeff’s whirlwind engagement story, highlighting the unpredictable journey of love, family, and career in comedy.

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#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy

Chris Distefano and guest Casey Rocket talk life in Austin, Texas, and Chris's fascination with the original 13 colonies. They joke about Casey's past on Kill Tony, his reputation for drinking Robitussin, and his quirky personality. The conversation also veers into random stories about Grimace becoming an unofficial mascot for the New York Mets and Casey’s comedic journey. Throughout, the two exchange offbeat banter about sex, aging, and American history, keeping the episode both chaotic and hilarious.

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy

Chris Distefano and Annie Lederman dive into wild stories, from Tim

Dillon's 6-block Rolls-Royce joyride to a period mishap that left Chris

speechless. Annie reveals her experience with Ozempic, weight loss, and

her transition into hypnosis therapy, while Chris opens up about

parenting challenges with his daughter’s sassy remarks. The duo also

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This one starts with Chris trying (and failing) to guess Adam's hometown

and real last name, leading to some misunderstandings. Adam shares a

wild behind-the-scenes story from his time on set with Margot Robbie and

Ryan Gosling and from Pam & Tommy, while Chrissy talks about his

struggles with anxiety and the unexpected joys of parenting. Plus, they

dive into Hollywood conspiracies, Chris’s unforgettable teacher crush,

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