#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy

Chris recorded this podcast from a gym in Salt Lake City because his life is spiraling out of control and it's the best he could do. He drank too much coffee, talked about his desperate attempt to find the corn of the dark arts that is banned in mormon town SLC, fixated on his own hair and then just went off on tangents. Chrissy put the chaos back on big time for this one.

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy

Chris and JB Smoove dive into stories about doing commercials with Carmelo Anthony, their best (and worst) bald icons, and JB’s unconventional journey from comedy clubs to Curb Your Enthusiasm. JB dishes out wisdom on staying positive, his vegan lifestyle, and the art of bringing big energy to every room. Plus, Chris and JB make a pact to go vegan until Christmas—NYC better watch out!

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy

Chris and Tony talk about the Yankees, Chris' dad makes a shocking revelation about who he's voting for, they have some laughs about their family and more!

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#Podcast #Comedy

In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, host Chris Distefano and guest Jeff Arcuri explore the quirks of Texas culture, including the recurring idea of Texan secession, mixed with Chris's tongue-in-cheek loyalty to the British monarchy. They move into comical discussions on their cultural heritage, with Chris and Jeff sharing stories about name mispronunciations and ethnic stereotypes, bringing plenty of self-deprecating laughs. The conversation shifts to the highs and lows of their stand-up experiences, especially at the Comedy Cellar and on cruise ships, capturing the absurd realities of comedy life. The episode wraps up with Chris and Jeff reflecting on relationships and family dynamics, including Jeff’s whirlwind engagement story, highlighting the unpredictable journey of love, family, and career in comedy.

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#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy

Chris Distefano and guest Casey Rocket talk life in Austin, Texas, and Chris's fascination with the original 13 colonies. They joke about Casey's past on Kill Tony, his reputation for drinking Robitussin, and his quirky personality. The conversation also veers into random stories about Grimace becoming an unofficial mascot for the New York Mets and Casey’s comedic journey. Throughout, the two exchange offbeat banter about sex, aging, and American history, keeping the episode both chaotic and hilarious.

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy

Chris Distefano and Annie Lederman dive into wild stories, from Tim

Dillon's 6-block Rolls-Royce joyride to a period mishap that left Chris

speechless. Annie reveals her experience with Ozempic, weight loss, and

her transition into hypnosis therapy, while Chris opens up about

parenting challenges with his daughter’s sassy remarks. The duo also

gets into wild tangents about Scott Peterson conspiracies, TSA bomb

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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedyshow

This one starts with Chris trying (and failing) to guess Adam's hometown

and real last name, leading to some misunderstandings. Adam shares a

wild behind-the-scenes story from his time on set with Margot Robbie and

Ryan Gosling and from Pam & Tommy, while Chrissy talks about his

struggles with anxiety and the unexpected joys of parenting. Plus, they

dive into Hollywood conspiracies, Chris’s unforgettable teacher crush,

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Join Chris Distefano and Hannah Berner for a hilarious ride through

comedy, parenting, and the wild world of New York City! In this episode

of Chrissy Chaos, Chris and Hannah react to Mayor Eric Adams' strange

parenting video, share personal stories about raising kids, and laugh

about unexpected discoveries (including some awkward travel finds!).

Don't miss their candid takes on balancing comedy careers, haunted

houses, and New York nostalgia—all wrapped up in their signature chaotic

humor. Tune in for laughter, insights, and plenty of NYC flavor!

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Chris is back with another wild episode, but this time he’s joined by the hilarious and charismatic actor Gianni Paolo, star of Power and its sequel. Together, they dive into insane stories, navigating the world of TV fame, and some unforgettable viral "To Catch a Predator" moments. They also get into the buzz surrounding the current election cycle and talk about dealing with woke culture. It’s an episode packed with laughs, candid moments, and a peek behind the curtain of Hollywood fame.

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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon cover everything from Mike’s disastrous

week around his son being born, to awkward parenting moments and a

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#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy

Chris dives deep into everything from broken bones to crack TikTok stars

and unexpected birthday surprises. With no guest, it's just Chrissy,

his hilarious rants, and some surprising family moments. Hear about his

40th birthday trip to Baltimore (yes, really), Vito’s broken foot, and

why Jasmine is ready to defend her family at all costs. Plus, Chrissy

spills on their wild mushroom adventures and why Pitbull concerts are

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