93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

2 hours 19 minutes

Drive Thru Monkey Attack

Originally Aired January 22, 2025: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Minnesota hockey analyst Kevin Gorg. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the prettiest b-hole.

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22 January 2025, 3:38 pm
2 hours 26 minutes

The Bonerifics Bloodline

Originally Aired January 21, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Goblins are real. Everything you've ever wanted to know about castlecore.

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21 January 2025, 4:05 pm
2 hours 4 minutes

("Best Of"): Middle Stall Poopers

Originally Aired January 20, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.

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20 January 2025, 3:00 pm
2 hours 16 minutes

Ashley's Big News

Originally Aired January 17, 2025: Vikings Pro-Bowl long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Blow witch project. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the least licked body part.

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17 January 2025, 4:15 pm
2 hours 27 minutes

Robo-Penis Part 2

Originally Aired January 16, 2025: Occupations that attract the weirdest people. Twerk before work. Everything you've ever wanted to know about robo-plows.

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16 January 2025, 3:56 pm
2 hours 23 minutes

Excuse Me Sir, Your Colostomy Bag

Originally Aired January 15, 2025: Regerts. Your dildo is stealing your identity. Everything you've ever wanted to know about robo-penises.

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15 January 2025, 3:26 pm
2 hours 31 minutes

Hot Pocket Bandit

Originally Aired January 14, 2025: Entertainer C Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Things listeners are unreasonably good at. Everything you've ever wanted to know about imaginary relationships.

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14 January 2025, 3:48 pm
2 hours 26 minutes

Poop Prints

Originally Aired January 13, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Sober surfing. Everything you've ever wanted to know about French kissing Brad Ruiter.

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13 January 2025, 4:26 pm
2 hours 23 minutes

Toilet Licker

Originally Aired January 10, 2025: Minnesota Vikings Pro Bowl long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Canadian Idiots. Everything you've ever wanted to know about telephobia.

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10 January 2025, 3:29 pm
2 hours 30 minutes

Hugh Jass

Originally Aired January 9, 2025: Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. A dog with no eyes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about earning your penis.

Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/
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9 January 2025, 3:40 pm
2 hours 27 minutes

Monkey Business

Originally Aired January 8, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Do you carry backup underwear? Everything you've ever wanted to know about pube stencils.

Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/
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Email the show: [email protected]
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8 January 2025, 4:19 pm
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