In case you didn't know, Ali & Melissa are doing 90 Day Fiance recaps over at Web Crawlers: Bimbo News. Rachel will occasionally be a guest as well! We work so much work.

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Julia is held hostage on the farm. Betty and Ron point out Julia’s hickies. Stephanie pays Ryan’s salary unbeknownst to him. Yara finally got her rug. Tarik takes hazel to a meditation center with a giant crystal. Rebecca moves into a dope loft.

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Natalie hates French toast. Stephanie is a hula hooping queen. Julia meets all the farm animals. Zied got his Visa. Yara tells Jovi “he have swamp taste.” Amira gets detained in Mexico. 

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Julia is obsessed with her selfie stick. Yara is anti-Bayou and thinks dead people live near Jovi’s mom’s house. Amira loves makeup news and Andrew might be super controlling. Hazel has never seen a dishwasher. Uncle Beau is the most stylish man ever. 

ALSO: Ali accidentally got drunk at an Island’s when she was 7.

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90 Day Fiancé Season 8 Episode 2: Brandon the frail elf on a shelf picks up Julia at the airport and they make out in front of Betty & Ron. Uncle Beau is actually cousin Beau? Tarik loves swords. Rebecca loves talking about her 28 year old fiance to literally anyone who will listen. Yara is not impressed with America. 

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It’s a new season y’all! We discuss the first episode of Season 8 of 90 Day Fiancé: Brandon lives with his overbearing parents and he tells them about raw dogging his gogo dancer fiancé Julia. Jovi the Ragin’ Cajun loves alcohol and his hot as hell fiance Yara. Rebecca and Zied are back, but they have to move in with Rebecca’s daughter and her caveman fiancé. Mike, Natalie, and Uncle Beau also return, but we’re mostly excited to see if Beau is still going to the casinos.

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Season 8 of 90 Day Fiancé premieres December 6th! We discuss the returning couples: Rebecca & Zied, Mike & Natalie, and Tarik & Hazel. We theorize which new couples will have the most drama. Is Stephanie, the 52 year old spa owner from Michigan, going to be as dramatic as Baby Girl Lisa? Why is Jovi drunk all the time? Will the Russian go-go dancer Julia get along with Brandon’s conservative farm family?

Hot Goss: Was Azan married to his cousin? Larissa does an AMA on Instagram and reveals her favorite movie is Pet Cemetery, and TLC made her lie about Eric paying for her surgeries. Was Mursel dressed as a Turkish Babadook for Halloween? Two more cast members got lip fillers and microblading. Why aren’t Dean & Tarik no longer on Pillowtalk?

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90 Day Gossip: Larissa is working as a magician’s assistant. Jihoon got plastic surgery. Deavan met her new boyfriend while flying to see Jihoon. Sumit loves being dominated by Jenny. Darcey and Stacey are on a Dr. Oz diet where they get injections of HCG. Is Colt friends with Nick Hogan? Nicole made everyone think Azan was dead.

Also: Is Botox droopy eye a real thing? Are PDO threads worth it? How do women with tiny waists get big butts?

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We dress up in our favorite Darcey & Stacey looks for the season finale! Stacey & Florian invite Darcey & Georgi to their Miami mini-moon in Rhode Island. Florian is starting to dress like Stacey. Darcey thinks Georgi has a secret baby. Ali wants to know how they give hand jobs with all those bracelets. 

ALSO: Ali got a Cameo from Paul where he talks about his house being haunted. Rachel is obsessed with Criminal Minds and is annoyed at an episode of Say Yes to the Dress. Melissa defends Bosch. 

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A recap of episodes 1-9 of Darcey & Stacey Season 1:

Darcey's romantic bubblebath FaceTime date with Georgi. Their dad has the inside scoop on Coronavirus. Everyone eats oysters. Florian is a dick and claims he only did a photoshoot with Shanti. Also, is Darcey the Lucille Ball of our generation?

Hot Goss: Big Ed was spotted partying at a wedding with no mask. Paul and Karine are back together and Karine is pregnant again. 

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Debbie and Tammy are gonna fight. Colt is a gaslighting sociopath. Skyla might wake up in a tub full of ice from Angela stealing her eggs. Syngin and Tania say they don’t have a healthy marriage. Asuelu blocks Kalani’s number even when they’re in the same house. Angela should do her weight-loss surgery with Dr. Now from My 600lb Life. 

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