Count the Dings (Official)

Count The Dings

Count the Dings (formerly) The Friday Mailbag.

  • 1 hour 20 minutes
    The Friday Mailbag - Prisoners of the Acoustic Rap Medley

    Eden, Zach, Mo, Katie & Mayes

    Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings

    Papa Mayes returns wielding his giant custom made cleaver to review Wicked, tell embarassing Mayes tales and ask "How do you feel about Animal Orgies?"

    Zach spent a day at Universal Studios, Eden endures an internet improvement saga and Mo successfully cleaned out his dad's freezer.

    If you could only use one utensil to cook and eat, what are you choosing? How long does a couch last?

    Patreon Exclusive: What is the biggest purchase you regret?


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    17 January 2025, 9:12 pm
  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    The Friday Mailbag - Ducks are the Donkeys of the Bird World

    Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes

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    Encountering Energy Vampires in real life. Hybrid Animals & Animal Reincarnation.

    What ratio of cat to human to square footage makes you a crazy cat lady?

    Squid Game 2 + Taylor Sheridan + Severance + Shrinking

    Patreon Exclusive: Athletes and Bands you Irrationally Hate


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    10 January 2025, 9:03 pm
  • 1 hour 26 minutes
    The Friday Mailbag - Kan Kan's Nocturnal Cuisine

    Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, & Mayes

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    Where would a Giraffe wear a bow tie? Which type of Santa hat would Batman have?

    Who is the best cook that you know? Would you rather have World Record sized hands or feet?

    Do you want your mind transferred to an android or uploaded to a virtual world?

    Patreon Exclusive: American Gods & Maximum Burger Price


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    13 December 2024, 8:57 pm
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    The Friday Mailbag - Gorda Sicaria

    Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Mayes & Paul Boehl

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    Mayes survived the canceled Tsunami. Fee Fi Fo Fum Go Get Yourself a Cup of Coffee.

    Is standing in a parking spot to save it allowed?

    What's scarier, a horse or a bear?

    There's a columbian hit woman who looks like Aubrey Plaza.

    Patreon Exclusive: Things that make us feel old


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    6 December 2024, 9:00 pm
  • 1 hour 24 minutes
    The Friday Mailbag - Viking Ninjas

    Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes

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    What is the worst pasta for mac and cheese?

    Zach got cock blocked in Palm Springs.

    If you could replace ketchup and mustard on every table, what two condiments would you choose?

    The gang describes their worst falls, and everyone has had one.

    Patreon Exclusive: Do you think God can time travel?


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    29 November 2024, 8:58 pm
  • 1 hour 18 minutes
    The Friday Mailbag - Ketamine Queens

    Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes

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    Do you cook your rice with butter, or does this offend you?

    Zach, stunningly, had a confrontation with a retirement home resident when he was a teenager.

    Would you rather have 8 fingers and 12 toes, or 12 fingers and 8 toes?

    Mayes recounts the tale of a gentleman who managed to have two different meals from a restaurant before and after a Christmas dinner with family.

    Patreon Exclusive: Childhood Beliefs & Relationship Trips


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    22 November 2024, 9:52 pm
  • 1 hour 19 minutes
    The Friday Mailbag - Allyism

    Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes

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    In an instance of Mailbag Déjà Vu, Mayes reminds you to never update your computer. Only bad things can happen.

    The Penguin Finale was great and the show as a whole was a tremendous success and worth watching.

    We rank Sunny D Seltzer Fall Flavors, describe our worst behavior in school, and determine just how long you can be in a relationship before you fart in front of your partner.

    Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week!


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    15 November 2024, 8:47 pm
  • 1 hour 15 minutes
    The Friday Mailbag - You've Got Mailbag

    Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes

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    With the passing of Elwood Edwards, the voice behind AOL sound effects, Mayes wonders if that's an appealing or unappealing level of fame.

    Why do parents always have so much food in the house?

    Do you have a printer? When's the last time you sent a fax?

    How would you replace the tortilla chip in a Nacho recipe?

    Zach recounts when Olive Garden slid into his DMs in 2018

    Patreon Exclusive: Getting a mouse out of your house & Eden is upset at Ryan Murphy


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    8 November 2024, 8:31 pm
  • 1 hour 26 minutes
    The Friday Mailbag - Salting The Snail

    Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes

    Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings

    At what stage or with what added ingredients does an avocado turn into guacamole?

    How far would you be willing to travel to see a friend for the weekend?

    If a vampire has a search warrant, can they enter your home?

    Gravy Backs all around for your whiskey come thanksgiving!

    Patreon Exclusive: Picky Eaters, Mr. Robot & how long can you wait to post a picture?

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    1 November 2024, 8:08 pm
  • 1 hour 23 minutes
    The Friday Mailbag - McUltra

    Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes

    Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings

    Even while Mo is enjoying his safari honeymoon, he takes time to check in on Zach's mental health. Which of course infuriates Zach.

    Where does Halloween rank amongst the most overrated holidays?

    Are you practicing proper sleep hygiene? What is the best dumpling?

    Patreon Exclusive: Modern Technology in the Wild West

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    25 October 2024, 8:19 pm
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    The Friday Mailbag - Give! Me! Beans!

    Eden, Zach & Mayes

    Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings

    Mayes offers up four theories to explain Zach's increasingly bizarre public interactions.

    Newsflash buddy, we're running through the white people phrases tier list, so hold your horses and look what the cat dragged in, we're gonna give them a piece of our mind.

    Do you cook on vacation? What chain restaurant would you want in your house? When do you shop for Christmas gifts?

    Patreon Exclusive: All free this week

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    18 October 2024, 5:55 pm
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