Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes

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In an instance of Mailbag Déjà Vu, Mayes reminds you to never update your computer. Only bad things can happen.

The Penguin Finale was great and the show as a whole was a tremendous success and worth watching.

We rank Sunny D Seltzer Fall Flavors, describe our worst behavior in school, and determine just how long you can be in a relationship before you fart in front of your partner.

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes

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With the passing of Elwood Edwards, the voice behind AOL sound effects, Mayes wonders if that's an appealing or unappealing level of fame.

Why do parents always have so much food in the house?

Do you have a printer? When's the last time you sent a fax?

How would you replace the tortilla chip in a Nacho recipe?

Zach recounts when Olive Garden slid into his DMs in 2018

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes

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At what stage or with what added ingredients does an avocado turn into guacamole?

How far would you be willing to travel to see a friend for the weekend?

If a vampire has a search warrant, can they enter your home?

Gravy Backs all around for your whiskey come thanksgiving!

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes

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Even while Mo is enjoying his safari honeymoon, he takes time to check in on Zach's mental health. Which of course infuriates Zach.

Where does Halloween rank amongst the most overrated holidays?

Are you practicing proper sleep hygiene? What is the best dumpling?

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Eden, Zach & Mayes

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Mayes offers up four theories to explain Zach's increasingly bizarre public interactions.

Newsflash buddy, we're running through the white people phrases tier list, so hold your horses and look what the cat dragged in, we're gonna give them a piece of our mind.

Do you cook on vacation? What chain restaurant would you want in your house? When do you shop for Christmas gifts?

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Wosny Lambre, Zach Harper and Tom Haberstroh

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Tom wrote an article on The Finder about the top 25 Major Sports Cities in the US, and we unpack the rankings.

After a Monday Night Football clash, both the Jets and Bills made trades for star wide receivers today.

We unpack the incredible Sam Mitchell diatribe on NBA TV, as well as the extremely awkward 'it's all good!' follow up video.

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes

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A question about music and bands takes us on a tangent to a band name that befuddles most of the mailbag crew.

If you had to do an ESPN investigative report on a childhood recess game, which one would you choose?

What type of food would your restaurant specialize in? And more importantly, what clever pun name would you give to this restaurant?

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Zach Harper and Tom Haberstroh

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Has your third eye been tingling? Basketball Illuminati returns tomorrow!

But in the meantime, check out the only podcast that can go from Jonathan Taylor Thomas to Ricky Davis to Microplastics before even hitting the intro.

In less than 3 weeks since Woj's retirement, Shams has ascended to ESPN's Senior Insider role. We parse the language used in Woj's comments that may have secretly been a Shiv to the ribs.

Last week on Tom's 'The Finder' podcast with Nate Jones, Nate proposed an NBA Gauntlet complete with a points system for higher leverage games, and we dive in to it's potential outcomes.

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Wosny Lambre, Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Tom Haberstroh

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The gang's all here to discuss the preseason blockbuster that shipped Karl Anthony Towns to the Mecca in exchange for Donte DiVincenzo, Julius Randle and a fake first round pick.

Is this all about the money for Minnesota? Who is the most important Knick in the aftermath of the deal? And most importantly, how does Rudy Gobert feel?

Chris Brickley has fully endorsed Ben Simmons Comeback version 3.0 and Wos proclaims Josh Giddey 'The White Ben Simmons'.

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Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes

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What is the most unorthodox place you've slept? What melee weapon would you use to fight an angry bear?

What is the hardest vice to give up and why is it playing games on your phone?

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Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes

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Zach has returned from his European Vacation and is ready to dive in on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Katie and Mo.

Then we settle what the Cheese Pizza of Ice Cream is, whether you take better care of yourself in a relationship or out of it, and rip Jayson Tatum's new tattoo.

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