Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, & Mayes

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Where would a Giraffe wear a bow tie? Which type of Santa hat would Batman have?

Who is the best cook that you know? Would you rather have World Record sized hands or feet?

Do you want your mind transferred to an android or uploaded to a virtual world?

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Mayes & Paul Boehl

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Mayes survived the canceled Tsunami. Fee Fi Fo Fum Go Get Yourself a Cup of Coffee.

Is standing in a parking spot to save it allowed?

What's scarier, a horse or a bear?

There's a columbian hit woman who looks like Aubrey Plaza.

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes

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What is the worst pasta for mac and cheese?

Zach got cock blocked in Palm Springs.

If you could replace ketchup and mustard on every table, what two condiments would you choose?

The gang describes their worst falls, and everyone has had one.

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes

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Do you cook your rice with butter, or does this offend you?

Zach, stunningly, had a confrontation with a retirement home resident when he was a teenager.

Would you rather have 8 fingers and 12 toes, or 12 fingers and 8 toes?

Mayes recounts the tale of a gentleman who managed to have two different meals from a restaurant before and after a Christmas dinner with family.

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes

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In an instance of Mailbag Déjà Vu, Mayes reminds you to never update your computer. Only bad things can happen.

The Penguin Finale was great and the show as a whole was a tremendous success and worth watching.

We rank Sunny D Seltzer Fall Flavors, describe our worst behavior in school, and determine just how long you can be in a relationship before you fart in front of your partner.

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes

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With the passing of Elwood Edwards, the voice behind AOL sound effects, Mayes wonders if that's an appealing or unappealing level of fame.

Why do parents always have so much food in the house?

Do you have a printer? When's the last time you sent a fax?

How would you replace the tortilla chip in a Nacho recipe?

Zach recounts when Olive Garden slid into his DMs in 2018

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes

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At what stage or with what added ingredients does an avocado turn into guacamole?

How far would you be willing to travel to see a friend for the weekend?

If a vampire has a search warrant, can they enter your home?

Gravy Backs all around for your whiskey come thanksgiving!

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes

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Even while Mo is enjoying his safari honeymoon, he takes time to check in on Zach's mental health. Which of course infuriates Zach.

Where does Halloween rank amongst the most overrated holidays?

Are you practicing proper sleep hygiene? What is the best dumpling?

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Eden, Zach & Mayes

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Mayes offers up four theories to explain Zach's increasingly bizarre public interactions.

Newsflash buddy, we're running through the white people phrases tier list, so hold your horses and look what the cat dragged in, we're gonna give them a piece of our mind.

Do you cook on vacation? What chain restaurant would you want in your house? When do you shop for Christmas gifts?

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Wosny Lambre, Zach Harper and Tom Haberstroh

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Tom wrote an article on The Finder about the top 25 Major Sports Cities in the US, and we unpack the rankings.

After a Monday Night Football clash, both the Jets and Bills made trades for star wide receivers today.

We unpack the incredible Sam Mitchell diatribe on NBA TV, as well as the extremely awkward 'it's all good!' follow up video.

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Produced by Anthony Mayes & John Jervay

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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes

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A question about music and bands takes us on a tangent to a band name that befuddles most of the mailbag crew.

If you had to do an ESPN investigative report on a childhood recess game, which one would you choose?

What type of food would your restaurant specialize in? And more importantly, what clever pun name would you give to this restaurant?

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