Baby please take us back we promise we've changed...

Your girls are back at it again with another chaotic episode talking all about being on again and off again, as the case may be. Navigating the dating scene for the pair of us during the panny d has been somewhat interesting so we thought we'd share along with what constitutes a make up or what could be the final nail in the coffin.

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Just your average catch-up covering the lay of the land as we enter a new year – covid infections, boosters, dildos, birth control – you know, the usual. Stick around for some light discussion about the general malaise surrounding the current public health crisis and climate change! Drink every time we say "literally." 

"This is like a little pencil" she says, describing a sex toy. Give us your recommendations at [email protected].

So you can really understand all the stupid jokes we made:

• Dumpster Fire tweet in reference
• "Kick my ask" YouTube vid in reference
• Sad/cute Penguin YouTube vid in reference

We're chatting on royal blood, do's and dont's in front of Queenie, status, secrets, & drama!  And let's not forget about Prince Andrew..

We know this much is true: we'll never be royal ~ that kind of luxe just aint for us.

Should the monarchy be abolished?  Tell us your thoughts at [email protected]

A solid 10 months into a global pandemic and the novelty of Netflix and chill (socially distanced, of course) is wearing kind of thin. Tiger King seems like eons ago and yet rotating between a myriad of different sized screens looking for the next salacious bit of doom is still a daily occurrence. In this ep we air out our dirty YouTube recommendations, talk about the future of cinema and why we're all so exhausted with yet simultaneously dependant on entertainment and social media. Is anything sacred anymore? We're not so sure.

Would you watch Tenet on an iPod classic?
What's your YouTube guilty pleasure?

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What do Taylor Swift, a Red Ryder BB Gun, and an open bar at a holiday party have in common? Not much honestly. Just like your zany work pals talking your ear off at happy hour, remember "this is a bit of a tangent."

Since many of us can't gather round the table this year with our closest family, friends, and strangers we met online, we're hosting our own covid-friendly Zoom Krimmy Do. From HR nightmares to Christmas-filled dreams, us two former scene queens recall ghostly tales of holiday parties' past. Stick around to see who made the naughty list this year.

Good tidings and cheer welcome at [email protected]

With the US election just around the corner, the mudslinging on the campaign trail is getting personal. Smack talk before the public hits the polls is nothing new, but are we focused on valid criticism of policy or honing in on bad tans and inconvenient insects?

In this ep of snowflakes gone wild, we dive into the political discourse surrounding the current nominees as well with a focus on the way we talk about political figures and the people who support them. Covering the origins of terms, the characterisation of certain groups, and how we'd feel if those labels were applied to us, we really do cover the political spectrum of pettiness.

Can't we all just get along?

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Global pandemic? Check. Raging political strife? Check. Existential dread sprinkled with crippling depression? Check check. One thing is clear: times is tough.

But fear not! There are some silver linings, and we're doing our best to focus on a few glass-half-full highlights from the past several months. Get ready for a cheeky game of 2 truths and a lie: quarantine edition to find out which trending lockdown hobbies we are guilty of participating in. We also remind each other how important it is to prioritize our passion projects (even though it's hard).

Tell us all about your quirky quarantine behaviors at [email protected]

In this ep, we reflect on police brutality, the privilege of performative allyship, Black female authors we love, and grapple with the racist histories of both our home countries. We’re two white girls scratching the surface in an attempt to unpack the cultural moment we’re in, and what we can do to support the Black Lives Matter movement during a global pandemic.

Practical ways to support BLM in the UK - shorturl.at/rCNP8

'I Don't Know Know What to Do With Good White People' by Brit Bennett - shorturl.at/gvDXZ

Slide on down to the virtual speakeasy and order your favourite tipple, as it's quarantine happy hour baaaaybeeee! Alice and Giana cheers through a webcam and toast to this bizarre old time we're in. If you squint hard enough (and drink enough pinot/cider) you could totally trick yourself into thinking this is any old happy hour. The conversation is the same: what we're reading, what meal deal we'd like to get, what the anti-vaxxer you went to school with is posting on facebook - you know, the usual. Add a sprinkling of furloughing and eating the rich and you've got yourself this ep.

So come on, won't you join us for a round? After all, It's ladies night, all the girls drink for free.

Send us over some bar snack and/or an email at: [email protected]

This episode was recorded on 21/3

2020 is OUR year, right..? Before the four horsemen of the apocalypse descend to earth, we wanted to start a revolution from our bedrooms and talk about the hot button issue which is the global pandemic, Covid-19. Alice is clearly in the Lambrini induced anger stage of grief, whilst Giana is closer to acceptance. Our cupboards might be bare, but there is always the option to eat the rich.

Is it the end of the world as we know it?
Do you feel fine?

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We choo-choo choose you to be our valentine's! The season of luuuurve is upon us and we thought we'd share our perspective on the hallmark holiday of courtly love. We figure out our love languages, enthuse about our love of stripes, share tales of valentine's past and share a history lesson of St Valentine... which Alice got from a Barbie annual a solid 20 years ago.

Jump in the boat and grab an oar as we set sail through the tunnel of love and this slightly manic episode, we've set you aside three roses. No more. No less.