Our hectic saga concludes! Darcy, Eggerton and Blat need all the help they can get to reach the Nexus and defeat the Shattering once and for all.

Episode Transcript

Game Master: Sean Howard

Players: Michael Howie, Carter Siddall and Marisa King

Special guests: Kristi Boulton and Maggie Makar

Dialogue editing and transcription: Michael Howie

Additional material and sound design: Eli McIlveen

Story consultant: Laura Packer

Game consultant: Stephen Smith

Content Warning: War, death, comedy gore – and the end of the world.

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As war begins, the party seek a way to reach the ancient tree, and are baffled by cryptic messages from beyond.

Episode Transcript

Game Master: Sean Howard

Players: Michael Howie, Carter Siddall and Marisa King

Special guests: Maggie Makar and Kristi Boulton

Dialogue editing and transcription: Michael Howie

Additional material and sound design: Eli McIlveen

Story consultant: Laura Packer

Game consultant: Stephen Smith

Content warning: war, bombs, death, apocalypse, existential crises, food safety violations.

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As they prepare to do battle with the forces of evil, Blat, Darcy and Eggerton must embark on a new quest to find reinforcements. But first: shopping!

Episode Transcript

Game Master: Sean Howard

Players: Carter Siddall, Marisa King and Michael Howie

Dialogue editing and transcription: Michael Howie

Additional material and sound design: Eli McIlveen

Story consultant: Laura Packer

Game consultant: Stephen Smith

Content Warning: Impending war, physical assault, tooth damage, innuendo, animal attacks and customer service nightmares.

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The party meet more familiar faces – some who might actually be helpful and some who... yeah, no.

Episode Transcript

Game Master: Sean Howard

Players: Marisa King, Carter Siddall and Michael Howie

Story Consultant: Laura Packer

Game Consultant: Stephen Smith

Music and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveen

Content warning: Explosions, comedy blood and gore, trauma, war, freakin' out, capitalism.

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Blat, Darcy and Eggerton flee the forces of evil into a whirlwind of paradoxes and nightmares.

Episode Transcript

Game Master: Sean Howard

Players: Carter Siddall, Michael Howie and Marisa King

Story Consultant: Laura Packer

Game Consultant: Stephen Smith

Music and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveen

Content warning: Panic, hallucinations, falling from heights, murder, trauma, gory comedy deaths.

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The clock is ticking, and the party's escape plan is going off the rails. But they're about to meet someone who seems to know all the answers.

Episode Transcript

Game Master: Sean Howard

Players: Michael Howie, Marisa King and Carter Siddall

Story Consultant: Laura Packer

Game Consultant: Stephen Smith

Music and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveen

Content warning: Dangerous elevators, mob violence and pooping. Yup.

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Darcy looks for answers, while Blat scrambles to keep the show going – and Eggerton is given a terrible task.

Episode Transcript

Game Master: Sean Howard

Players: Marisa King, Carter Siddall and Michael Howie

Story Consultant: Laura Packer

Game Consultant: Stephen Smith

Music and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveen

Content warning: Electric shocks, overzealous security, panic, pain, explosions and questionable accents.

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Darcy is at sea, Blat is on top of the world – and Eggerton has a kitchen nightmare of a different kind.

Episode Transcript

Game Master: Sean Howard

Players: Carter Siddall, Michael Howie and Marisa King

Story Consultant: Laura Packer

Game Consultant: Stephen Smith

Music and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveen

Content warning: Electric shocks, tight spaces, panic, missing persons, institutional corruption, involuntary drug use, wheeling, dealing and reality television.

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We'd like to introduce you to another of our very favourite roleplaying podcasts: Dumb Dumbs & Dragons!

Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where improvisers who’ve never roleplayed before journey into the world of Dungeons & Dragons.

Alyn, Quinny, Butthole and a variety of special guest stars (including Lil’ Pim Pim the Orc Warlord, Not-Peter-Baeylish and Ranger the Ranger) battle monsters, start unions and adopt wolves with humour, heart, and great characterization in a TTRPG run by DM Tom McGee!

Episode 1.01 – Drinking Contests & Stolen Teeth

We meet our band of intrepid heroes: "Alyn", a female half-elf wizard who’s never left the monastery and wants to know what it is to be human (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring); "Quinny Brownbarrow", a rogue halfling who escaped jail by serving his time (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt); and “Butthole Fartch”, a cleric of Moonhammer, the goddess of strength, joy and flatulence (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante)! They learn about each other and set off on their quest! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!

Content warning: Swears, sexual humour and yes, stealing teeth.

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Darcy's new allies come to the rescue – while Eggerton faces a monumental choice.

Episode Transcript

Game Master: Sean Howard

Players: Michael Howie, Marisa King and Carter Siddall

Story Consultant: Laura Packer

Game Consultant: Stephen Smith

Music and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveen

Content warning: Impending doom, angry animals, chaos, panic, more chaos, health code violations.

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A word from a goddess brings back a wave of memories from Darcy's past.

Episode Transcript

Game Master: Sean Howard

Players: Marisa King, Carter Siddall and Michael Howie

Story Consultant: Laura Packer

Game Consultant: Stephen Smith

Music and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveen

Content warning: Bullying, fantasy racism, dystopian oppression, food-related injuries, smoking and crimes.

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