I find some priceless Pokemon cards in the garage, Sydney Sweeney takes an ugly picture, drones look for nuclear fat women in New Jersey, Value Select TV is in studio, Johnny responds to criticism, Eric July says my name, free speech in grade five, Biden pardons child slavers, more CEO stuff, and a caller is mad at Vito; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A healthcare CEO is killed, my girlfriend takes blankets to the dog shelter, Nick Rekieta calls in with settlement info and other things, a woman has too many guy friends, someone is lonely, a Chinese police ball takes to the streets, the FBI reverses course on encryption, the trans lawsuits begin, iPhone's AI is worthless, and Maddox reacts to recent news; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Invalidng women's spaces, the new Jaguar ad, Hockey Talk with Taylor from PKA, women vs. combat, women vs. the rain, women vs. frozen soda, Eric July's Salvage comic book, AI art, Jews and homosexuals are no longer safe in Berlin, The View apologizes, the Tyson fight was rigged, and reversable puberty blockers; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! 

Riley goes on trial for criminally harassing Eric July, Mike Tyson throws a fight, RFK brings back beef tallow, Chris the Kiwi writes a poem, a Boeing engineer writes in, big bodies in outer space, dog-free zones to end racism, a burkini, Mexicans working the field, and a woman falls through a jungle gym; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Trump wins, Latino men save the country, Black women go on strike, Cat Girl is in jail again, Jay Johnston is getting out of prison, FEMA actually was ignoring Trump voters, Nick Rekieta shows his cuck's web history, Ralph falls out of a chair, women overreact to a joke, Jimmy Kimmel cries, CNN figures out what happens, and teachers fill cry rooms around the world; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

A squirrel is killed by the government, Ron Paul is brought back from the dead, a video game makes people upset, JonBreaksBadNews calls in, Jimmy Pesto is sent to prison for a year, rats poop in my grill, cheap Halloween candy, the Vatican has a new mascot, ChatGPT gives women report cards, 6% of Nicaragua moved to the US, a voting machine doesn't work, and we look at bad reviews for women's pornography books; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean returns from Japan with a big Guitar Talk, Florida sherriffs lie about weed, we explore Tinder's new "sporty" women category, Trump works at McDonald's, trans women have too many mimosa brunches, Black people think Mexicans are slaves, some liberals go shooting, an Elliott Smith mural is painted over with "Queer Joy", a fat lady tries on some wedding dresses, some squatters in my neighborhood drive off a cliff, DnD introduces sensitivity forms, an IDF soldier regrets bulldozing kids, and a young man writes in about condoms; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Russel Brand sells a magic amulet, California liberals ruin another high tech industry, a Hitler survey, the scope of consent, gay voice, guys playing video games, 40 FEMA guys carry a log, protecting Black men's crypto, a lady spills chips in a car, and Josh Denny fills in for Sean; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Adult trick or treating, some UCB guys make a political ad, a trans storm trooper, the WNBA fights reading books, Sven Stoffels calls in with Butch Killigan 2, a Boeing insider, fake sex robots, cops get paid to fail a math test, obesity is falling, and some furry news; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

The Joker is sexually assaulted, the longshoremen go on strike, market price for sauce, soapboxing and photoshopping from the parents of dead kids, the cat girl calls in, a man in college is gaslighted, Halloween costumes go more plus size than ever, FEMA, hate speech, and The Disparraging Word, with Sean; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!