Trump wins, Latino men save the country, Black women go on strike, Cat Girl is in jail again, Jay Johnston is getting out of prison, FEMA actually was ignoring Trump voters, Nick Rekieta shows his cuck's web history, Ralph falls out of a chair, women overreact to a joke, Jimmy Kimmel cries, CNN figures out what happens, and teachers fill cry rooms around the world; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

A squirrel is killed by the government, Ron Paul is brought back from the dead, a video game makes people upset, JonBreaksBadNews calls in, Jimmy Pesto is sent to prison for a year, rats poop in my grill, cheap Halloween candy, the Vatican has a new mascot, ChatGPT gives women report cards, 6% of Nicaragua moved to the US, a voting machine doesn't work, and we look at bad reviews for women's pornography books; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean returns from Japan with a big Guitar Talk, Florida sherriffs lie about weed, we explore Tinder's new "sporty" women category, Trump works at McDonald's, trans women have too many mimosa brunches, Black people think Mexicans are slaves, some liberals go shooting, an Elliott Smith mural is painted over with "Queer Joy", a fat lady tries on some wedding dresses, some squatters in my neighborhood drive off a cliff, DnD introduces sensitivity forms, an IDF soldier regrets bulldozing kids, and a young man writes in about condoms; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Russel Brand sells a magic amulet, California liberals ruin another high tech industry, a Hitler survey, the scope of consent, gay voice, guys playing video games, 40 FEMA guys carry a log, protecting Black men's crypto, a lady spills chips in a car, and Josh Denny fills in for Sean; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Adult trick or treating, some UCB guys make a political ad, a trans storm trooper, the WNBA fights reading books, Sven Stoffels calls in with Butch Killigan 2, a Boeing insider, fake sex robots, cops get paid to fail a math test, obesity is falling, and some furry news; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

The Joker is sexually assaulted, the longshoremen go on strike, market price for sauce, soapboxing and photoshopping from the parents of dead kids, the cat girl calls in, a man in college is gaslighted, Halloween costumes go more plus size than ever, FEMA, hate speech, and The Disparraging Word, with Sean; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The "Mr. McMahon" documentary, Moo Deng fever, Cat Girl goes to jail, Maddox defends his bicycle, the president of Haiti drinks water incorrectly, women try to figure out a propeller, millennials and choking, and Collin Shumaker calls in with his hit new flashmob gameshow for pedophiles "The Newly Ped Game"; all that and more this week on The Dick show!

$6 million squatters, a fake Mexican accent, "Am I Racist?", the IRS Union endorses Kamala, exploding pagers, fat lady firemen, sundown towns, AI vs. men, and Dirty Dalish reads the news; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Small businesses claiming parking spots, reverse burns and failed burns, Hamilton sucks, eating dogs and cats, kids selling PS5s in the ghetto, inclusive math, Maddox's How to Punch Up a Script, the my property supercut, and advice for Captain Save-A-Ho; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Basically a bloodbath with unexpected guests, secretly recorded phone calls, doubly secretly recorded phone calls, also an all-trans football team, cheating is rampant at the Paralympics, a crow man near me, broken fat people testers at the amusement park, and Maddox's tips on how to improvise during your audio book recording; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Karl and Vinnie call in for a Scum Parade, I go on Destiny's show in Miami, Brazil is over, girls pretending to be trans women, a guy needs advice with a woman, a woman plays the war game--and gets the answers wrong, Nick Rekieta gets a cuck arrested on revenge porn charges, homework in cubits, pigeon milk, and the Chase Bank Infinite Money Glitch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!