Dear Americans,

As the Almighty LORD THY GOD, I’ve watched over humanity for thousands of years.  I’ve seen the evolution of societies, the rise and fall of empires, and the ebb and flow of human rights. Today, I’m frigging furious over Alabama Senator Katie Britt’s proposal for the ‘MOMS’ act, which OF COURSE she says would help moms, but in fact would create a federal database of pregnant women. And that is terrifying.

This dystopian database not only infringes on personal freedoms but paves the way for a ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ future.

Once created, anytime a woman gets pregnant, it would be one step away from Republicans forcing every pregnant woman to sign up for this database. They would be force-fed pro-life propaganda and denied all access to any information even considering the option for abortion. What’s next? GPS collar trackers to put on their necks to make sure they don’t try to flee to a state that offers abortion access? I can just hear them now, “These GPS, or GOD positioning system trackers, will keep all babies safe from baby-eating atheists.”

Set against the backdrop of a second Trump presidency, and the onslaught of Project 2025, there is no question that Republicans are viewing “The Handmaid’s Tale” not as a work of fiction, but as a guide for how to form the future.

Did this proposal set off alarm bells across the political spectrum? Was it being covered on all major news networks? I didn’t see anything about it except for what I saw online. Oh, I’m sure it was mentioned on some broadcasts, but sparingly if at all. No time for any of that while they’re busy obsessing about other things.

BUT GOD SAW IT. The mere suggestion of such a database should be driving everyone in the country who believes in personal freedom, privacy, and public health? …absolutely insane. I implore you to stand with me against this measure. Spread the word about what the Republicans are trying to do. It’s not enough for them to take away a woman’s right to choose. They will never stop reaching for more. They won’t stop until every woman has an implant that tracks their physical location at all times.

Thou shalt not create a federal database of pregnant women, for it is an affront to the sanctity of personal autonomy and the essence of human dignity.

God

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Also discussed today:

• Why do Republicans hate dogs so much?

• An evangelical pastor slammed the Trump Bible, but watch out because he’s full of crap too

• Trump warned not to be a contemptuous bastard anymore or else he’ll go to jail, but why hasn’t he been sent there already?!?

• Republicans voted against funding cancer research just to hurt Biden

• God answers questions from his loyal supporters!

God goes on hiatus and his evil twin brother ‘Tod’ replaces him to discuss the latest news with Jesus. 

Discussed today:

• Students are protesting

• Jerry Seinfeld blames “the extreme left” for why you “can’t make sitcoms anymore”

• Tod argues with Jesus about woke

All this and so much more on today’s episode of The God Pod!

God and Jesus hang out and review the latest news. 

Discussed today:

• Jesus reviews Taylor Swift’s new album, “The Tortured Poets Department”

• TikTok to be banned

• Crazy plane lady becomes a right wing influencer

• And so much more

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God and Jesus travel back in time to the year 1864, just kidding it’s still 2024, although it’s hard to tell sometimes. Discussed today:

• Super Christian Donald Trump on trial for banging a porn star and then paying her to keep quiet during an election year

• OJ Simpsons dies, but who is his roommate in Hell?

• Abortion, abortion, abortion

• And so much more!

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On today's episode, God and Jesus discuss:

• The Apoc-Eclipse

• The lunatics were wrong about the rapture again

• Later on they answer some questions

TODAY GOD AND JESUS DISCUSS:

Trump sells Bibles for $60, MAGA freaks out over National Trans Easter Visibility Day, Project 2025, and Christian conservatives go nuts over the coming total eclipse of the sun. All this and more on this episode of the God Podcast.

God and Jesus review all the latest news in politics, entertainment, and the world.

God and Jesus respond to the Oscars! 

Also discussed today:

• What are some “gay secrets” straight people don’t know?

• Straight men, what’s the strangest thing you’ve been told not to do because "that's gay"?

• God reviews the latest posts on r/atheism. 

• God and Jesus judge an AITA post about Disney World

• God tells Jesus jokes about Jesus

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God and Jesus discuss the latest developments with the Supremely Corrupt Court and Donald Chump. Also discussed on this episode:

• Wendy’s Surge Pricing?

• Kellog’s CEO Suggests Poor People Should Eat Cereal For Dinner

• NFL Prospect Doesn’t “Believe In Outer Space”

Finally, God and Jesus spend time answering questions live from humans. 

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• Man Sets Himself On Fire In Protest

• The Death Of Trans High School Student Nex Benedict

• Libs Of TikTok Creator Exposed As Moron

• IVF Banned In Alabama

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