Rude Tales of Magic

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In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.

  • 1 hour 55 seconds
    Logic and Treason OR: Moving the Goalposts

    A battle of logic. A widower's woe. An apartment move, interrupted. Truly, these are Weird Times in Piss Harbor.


    WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.


    Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.


    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!


    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.


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    16 April 2024, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    The Virgin Suisux (with special guest Abdul Aziz)

    When a bounty is called on Christ Sux (special guest Abdul Aziz) our heroes take the case. But maybe they should be less focus on the bounty, and more on who called for the bounty...


    Thanks again to Abdul for joining us on this one, and check out his great ttrpg podcast Spout Lore. You'll be glad you did!!


    WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.


    Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.


    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!


    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.


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    2 April 2024, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    Do You Believe In MURDER? (With special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)

    Our crew of fearless Bounty Hunters take on their toughest assignment- stage magicians (special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)!! What is truth and what is illusion in their world of enchantment?? Will even Edgica have her mind freaked by these fearsome foes? Will you dare to behold what is in the hat?? Please do we're not making this to be ignored.


    LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ON SALE NOW. Livestream tickets available at the same link!!


    Thanks again to Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield, and check out their twisted and incredible podcast SKULLTENDERS. You'll be glad you did!!


    WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.


    Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.


    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!


    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.


    Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!


    Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.


    Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/

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    19 March 2024, 8:00 am
  • 59 minutes 27 seconds
    Binge Night

    Now, Piss Harbor isn't known as an especially lawful town. No sir. But that's even moreso the case on Binge Night—the one night of the year when all Laws in Piss Harbor take the night off and let their respectful rival Crimes pick up a shift. Whatever will Moose (Joe Lepore), Neil (Ali Fisher), and Jonathan Large (Christopher Hastings) do on this night of wanton criminality? Well, I suppose crimes seem likely, but then again I am *the episode description writer who is also A CRIMINAL*! So I may be a bit biased.


    LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW.


    WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.


    Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.


    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!


    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.


    Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!


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    Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/

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    5 March 2024, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Jacked Into the Mainframe: Digital Style.0 (with special guest Zac Oyama)

    Allies scattered. Partnerships tested. Mayors...Anti-ed? All this and more on another incredible episode of Rude Tales of Magic!


    Huge thanks to our special guest, Zac Oyama! Be sure to check out his actual play podcast, Rotating Heroes right here on Headgum!


    LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW.


    WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.


    Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.


    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!


    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.


    Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!


    Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.


    Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/

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    20 February 2024, 9:00 am
  • 51 minutes 37 seconds
    Rebel Without a Support System (with special guest Jordan Morris)

    The streets of Piss Harbor are full of folks you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. Hell, I wouldn't want to meet anyone in a dark alley. Let's go to a Starbucks! Point is, when the party crosses paths with devil may care bad boy Knee Scraper (special guest JORDAN MORRIS), they're gonna realllly wish they went to a Starbucks. Then at least they'd have Frappucinos!


    LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW.


    Thanks to our guest, Jordan Morris! Go pre-order his graphic novel Youth Group! You simply must!


    WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.


    Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.


    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!


    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.


    Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!


    Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.


    Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/

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    6 February 2024, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    The Polite Child's Guide to Life (With special guest Jamie Loftus)

    The Rude Tales gang is excited to have Jamie Loftus join them for a wild adventure in Piss Harbor. I just hope everyone has good manners! But could something as simple as a faux pas lead to...death? Probably not but *gulp* you better listen to make sure!!


    Thanks to our fantastic guest, Jamie Loftus! Be sure to check out her book, Raw Dog, and listen to her podcast The Bechdel Cast!


    WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.


    Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.


    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!


    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.


    Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!


    Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.


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    23 January 2024, 10:07 am
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    A Real Live Adult (with special guest Waleed Mansour)

    As the crew gets hired to bring in their toughest bounty yet (special guest WALEED MANSOUR), shocking discoveries are made, a widow craves vengeance, and one party member makes the ultimate sacrifice. All this for what's described as notably low pay. But hey, that's just another day in Piss Harbor, baby.


    Thanks to our delightful guest, Waleed Mansour! Be sure to check him out on his incredible show Sitcom D&D right here on the Headgum Network!


    WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.


    Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.


    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!


    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.


    Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!


    Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.


    Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    9 January 2024, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 28 minutes
    Yuletide Kombat Family 3: GREEK GOD EDITION

    Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…yeah, an open fire tended to by HESTIA!

    That’s right, the third ever episode of Yuletide Kombat Family is Greek Mythology themed! Listen to Ali Fisher, Carly Monardo, Christopher Hastings, and Joe Lepore fight gods and gift givers alike in this classic holiday game invented and GM’d by Tim Platt. Edited and sound designed by Tim Platt featuring music from Steve Desiena! A Bucket of Milk Production! Happy Halloween everybody!

    Yuletide Kombat Family is a holiday fighting game where seasonal opponents fight each other. If you want to play it, go ahead.


    WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.

    follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.

    Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!

    Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.

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    26 December 2023, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 23 minutes
    The Man in the Arena (with special guest Jon Gabrus)

    When Piss Harbor Boxer Thickie Thunder (special guest Jon Gabrus) fails to take a fall in a big match, it's up to our heroes (or our bad guys? We're still sorting that out), to capture him for money. As long as there are no complications this episode should be about 15 minutes long! *Show Notes writer sees episode length* Gulp!


    Big thanks to our guest, Jon Gabrus! Be sure to check out his podcasts High and Mighty and ActionBoyz, and his TruTV show 101 Places to Party Before You Die!


    WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.


    follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.


    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.


    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.


    Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!


    Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.


    Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    12 December 2023, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 34 minutes
    [New Campaign Premiere] Who's Your Daddy?

    WEIRD TIMES IN PISS HARBOR CHAPTER 1.


    Piss Harbor. A town where crime and danger always flow. The kind of place where Cordelia's most badass bounty hunters gather, hungry for the priciest bounties around. When five of the meanest, toughest, most evil-sword-carried-in-the-mouth-of-a-stray-dog characters in Piss Harbor go out on a job together, could it lead to something...more?

    To learn more about our brand new Patreon tiers, or to check out the sweet existing tiers, head to-where else?- Patreon!

    WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST:  Oh These Those Stars of Space!  In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.

    follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.

    Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.

    This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

    Subscribe and Rate Rude Tales of Magic on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and leave us a review!

    Advertise on Rude Tales of Magic via Gumball.fm.

    Support the show: https://www.rudetalesofmagic.com/

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    28 November 2023, 9:00 am
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